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Radio Paranoia posted:That's why you sit down and keep your eyes shut so you don't lose sleep. this is how you fall asleep on the toilet and only wake up when you fall off it and bang your head into the wall
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Toilet pillows,my friend
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May 9, 2023 17:05
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Sorry, no room for toilet pillows, that's where I store my toilet knife.
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Not sure if this was posted already:
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:Not sure if this was posted already:
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That's what happens when you blow on them instead of letting them cool slowly.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/meganshpettit/status/1655755430654558210?t=X02mXWAwITSHwP0QkyTP7Q&s=19 Is that what you call your bros you charge the crystals with?
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Never pee untwerking
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Weird docking flex
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Happy mothers day!
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Medieval sailors thought those were actually mermaids. Well, parts of mermaids.
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May 14, 2023 20:50
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Your'e all missing the most salient part of the wiki article:
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There's a lot of layers to that picture.
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Titties like a sack of onions, as was the style at the time
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Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye Savoury onion pie
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Mournful tits
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Like a kid with progeria breaking his bones catching a nerf ball.
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Big onions big life
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May 16, 2023 16:39
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 From an AliExpress ad for friendship bracelets
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𓀐𓂺
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May 16, 2023 19:56
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No ring lmao
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eyes are down there!
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Every time I look around everything reminds me of her...
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Early prototypes of pogo sticks weren't very polished.
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That man knows how to work a pole.
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that commenter went all in. username, avatar,
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Carthag Tuek posted:that commenter went all in. username, avatar, And the blue check mark clearly shows they’re a recognized expert in the field of not sticking their dick in things.
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It's all part of the branding. People see a twitter checkmark and they know that person has never had or ever will have sex
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Bold of you to assume I am Twitter verified.
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May 20, 2023 04:08
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Shapiro buying that onlyfans.
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Yes ring.
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