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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



:lol:

Imagine being a "Great Russian Patriot" at this parade and it's like less than an amusement park could round up.

Is there such a thing as "Anti-Propaganda"? :allears:

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

TulliusCicero posted:

:lol:

Imagine being a "Great Russian Patriot" at this parade and it's like less than an amusement park could round up.

Is there such a thing as "Anti-Propaganda"? :allears:

It's useless, they manufactured a ton of copes to pretend away the catastrophic effect of this "parade."

Coquito Ergo Sum
Feb 9, 2021


T-80s died in Grozny back in Ninety Four
Shot from the roof by RPGs
90s in Allepo all blew their tops
From a bunch of Kurdish rebs and their old Metis

All those tanks and they died and they died.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Owling Howl posted:

It's bizarre. Surely not every single tank is in Ukraine and they could muster a few dozen t72s. They must realize how impotent it looks.

Either way it's weird.

I think it's more likely that any Russians capable of driving tanks are dead and/or in Ukraine.

I don't know if it's possible to tell from the information available but it would be interesting to know what military units the troops at the parade came from. It wouldn't be a surprise if they're either fresh conscripts or simply the internal security forces stuffed into dress uniforms.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

TulliusCicero posted:

:lol:

Imagine being a "Great Russian Patriot" at this parade and it's like less than an amusement park could round up.

Is there such a thing as "Anti-Propaganda"? :allears:

I dunno I thought the clown was very good?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Skid patrol

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
w/e happened to those 10k Syrians that were super pumped up and ready to fight for russia

Tuna-Fish
Sep 13, 2017

I wonder why it's just one T-34? Didn't they buy like 2 platoons of them for parade use from one of their last active users not that long ago?

Did they spread them around so there's one per city or something?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tuna-Fish posted:

I wonder why it's just one T-34? Didn't they buy like 2 platoons of them for parade use from one of their last active users not that long ago?

Did they spread them around so there's one per city or something?

Probably heading to Donbas right now

GSV Fuck Your God
Aug 27, 2003

small-l liberalism

Tai posted:

w/e happened to those 10k Syrians that were super pumped up and ready to fight for russia

They got lost in the mail.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1656009525730635776
Final plans for the counteroffensive have reportedly not yet been approved by Zelensky. Maybe they're waiting for more shaping or further equipment to reach them. Either way, time is on their side.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

There is literally no news about counteroffensive planning that is the slightest bit trustworthy no matter what the source is

It happens when it happens

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 23:19 on May 9, 2023

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Was Russia able to book the Egyptian marching band for the victory day parade at least?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Shaping attacks and probing attacks are meant to look like counter offensives and are made to test the mettle of the defending Russians. So yeah don't trust these frontier skirmishes being defined as the attack


Hoping they call it Operation Justified Blyat

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


zone posted:

Final plans for the counteroffensive have reportedly not yet been approved by Zelensky. Maybe they're waiting for more shaping or further equipment to reach them. Either way, time is on their side.

Everyone has a counteroffensive plan right up until that Wilco guy gets nuked in the balls.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
The offensive will destroy Wilco's balls

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

Pine Cone Jones posted:

The offensive will destroy Wilco's balls
Only if Ukraine gets some nukes before next Tuesday.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

What kinda food gets sold at these anti fascist victory parades

Do they even do that or is it just stand cheer and hopefully go home to your wife instead of mama Wagner's infantry battalion

Probably some shashlik to be had

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Pine Cone Jones posted:

The offensive will destroy Wilco's balls

Wilo five six and
Seven nuclear balls
Next Tuesday for sure

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

CSM posted:

I don't see it.

Way less soldiers. It looks like the ones observing are gone and its just the marchers.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Russia received 30 working T-34's in 2019 from Laos, 4 years later and this is the only one that is still running?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Do you think a T-34 would protect Willo567's balls from being nuked ala Indiana Jones?

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Spoiler: New Indiana Jones movie Dial of Destiny is really all about the nuclear doomsday clock.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1656064337109217282
Seems like Crybar has lost his mind. He made up an attack of 100 drones supposedly intercepted by Russian "EW forces."

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Entertainment Weekly has a military force over there? wild

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Private Cumshoe posted:

Entertainment Weekly has a military force over there? wild

Entertainment Warfare, they weaponized Uwe Boll's filmography

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/1656054246188433409?t=ubRCycpklNRlYkBk6t30Vg&s=19

Prigozhin also alluded to this in his video today.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DiomedesGodshill posted:

I mean a lone T-34 is a pretty apt metaphor. lol

:blyat:

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

HonorableTB posted:

Entertainment Warfare, they weaponized Uwe Boll's filmography

That's a line I didn't even think Russia would cross.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1655903508636348419?s=20

gas company has troops

it only makes sense for the circus rejects too

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

Do you think a T-34 would protect Willo567's balls from being nuked ala Indiana Jones?

Wilo567
T-34 guards his balls
Jones, it does nothing

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1655903508636348419?s=20

gas company has troops

it only makes sense for the circus rejects too

gazprom.com is down lol.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
better luck next time slugheads!

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I don't trust anything that Prigozhin says without someone credible backing it up, but lmao if the Bakhmut offensive that Russia listed as this great victory in their propaganda and put all this manpower and into just kind of collapses into a wet fart because of lack of support and lack of trust between the PMCs .

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
you know we don't have to keep attributing everything Russians do to some brilliant multiversal chess brain maneuver

Russian people can show their whole rear end it's hard to come to terms with I know but imagine with me a world

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
The metal gear solid universe gets weird

Alan Smithee posted:

you know we don't have to keep attributing everything Russians do to some brilliant multiversal chess brain maneuver

Russian people can show their whole rear end it's hard to come to terms with I know but imagine with me a world

What are you talking about?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

HonorableTB posted:

What are you talking about?

Politicking within the RF government, I think. Which, fair enough, no one here would know enough about, to give a good answer for.

Won't stop me from trying to make sense of... gently caress.
Good point.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Poor old Willo567

Putin nuked his balls to heaven

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Kadyrov, such a charmer
https://twitter.com/christogrozev/status/1655667021630021634

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
kadyrov crams his wiener into his own rear end like tobacco in a pipe

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