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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

duck.exe posted:

I can’t wait to tweet piggy poop balls in the replies to tuckers’s twitter show

Making a difference

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
making Tucker Carlson see Tubgirl is praxis.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

Uncle Wemus posted:

What far left show will twitter also be hosting, you know, for balance

its probably these guys tbh, shits about to get next level

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

tenderjerk posted:

its probably these guys tbh, shits about to get next level


oh gently caress you're right

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

oh gently caress you're right

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Texans really are though. In what other state can you buy a waffle iron shaped like the borders? (Wyoming does not count)

Oklahoma
Idaho
North Dakota
South Dakota


Honestly I bet you could make a waffle iron out of most states.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



a list of states who’s only redeeming value is their shape

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

That's all of them

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Elon is going to pay some “extreme leftist” like tulsi gabbard to also do a show just so he can say he’s covering both sides or some dumb poo poo

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

Elon is going to pay some “extreme leftist” like tulsi gabbard to also do a show just so he can say he’s covering both sides or some dumb poo poo

kyrsten sinema

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
the fall off is so real for tucker dude lmfao

How much is musk paying him lol

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The REAL Goobusters posted:

the fall off is so real for tucker dude lmfao

How much is musk paying him lol

Tucker doesn't need money to do what he loves (fomenting hate) but Musk is desperate enough that he may have given Tucker money to offset the $25,000,000 haircut Tucker's taking for violating the noncompete agreement

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

someone track tuckers unregretted user minutes

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

a.lo posted:

why would he have this russian social media acoiunt he doesn’t speak russian why would he be a white supremacist when he is mexican

I hate that democrats poisoned the well on legitimate issues with far right/white supremacy and russia.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

how does one do a t.v. show on twitter?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




looking forward to tucker's content now that he doesn't have to worry about advertisers or even the lowest bar of broadcast standards

a court jester providing race realist entertainment to an insane Afrikaner billionaire

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Uncle Wemus posted:

What far left show will twitter also be hosting, you know, for balance

Tucker Carlson obviously

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Mr Interweb posted:

how does one do a t.v. show on twitter?

in 10 minute 480p chunks


so like a webisode from the late aughts

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

WhyteRyce posted:

in 10 minute 480p chunks


so like a webisode from the late aughts

idk i watched all of super mario bros movie (2023) on twitter last week in 1 tweet so i think the infrastructure may be there

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Mr Interweb posted:

how does one do a t.v. show on twitter?

Working on it

roffles
Dec 25, 2004
maybe Jon Stewart still has enough in the tank to bully tucker off of Twitter or at least make him toxic to the moderates.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Jon's probably busy gnashing his teeth like during the last writer strike

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
chapo go on twitter

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

roffles posted:

maybe Jon Stewart still has enough in the tank to bully tucker off of Twitter or at least make him toxic to the moderates.

doesn't he have a show on apple tv

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Dr. VooDoo posted:

:lol: every one of these idiots think they’re the reason people watch Fox News and not the other way around. Him, Glenn Beck, O’Riely. All fully believe they’ll just make their own show and all their loyal fans will follow when in reality Fox will just put another lovely white guy in his slot and have him say the Nazi talking points and Tucker will disappear into the void like those before him.

Tucker also gets the bonus stupid idiot points for thinking teaming up with Elon is good for him :laffo:

it really is shocking how irrelevant o'reilly became after he got the boot from fox. like tucker, he was by far the no. host not just on fox but cable news. now it's like he doesn't even exist. somewhat similar to beck but to a much lesser degree (cause he decided to start his own media outlet).

tenderjerk posted:

idk i watched all of super mario bros movie (2023) on twitter last week in 1 tweet so i think the infrastructure may be there

i really wish i didn't miss my chance when it was up :smith:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


lol, lmao

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


how are you gonna put twitter on in the doctor's office waiting room

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

shyduck posted:

how are you gonna put twitter on in the doctor's office waiting room

Giving up the white boomer demographic in exchange for /pol/ users and people who watch Fuentes and Cumia

roffles
Dec 25, 2004

Beeftweeter posted:

doesn't he have a show on apple tv

oh maybe, i don’t have Apple TV and didn’t even realize he had a new show. more importantly, I forgot there was a strike ongoing. there’s too much content!

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Latest ad buy is new levels of bleak

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

WhyteRyce posted:

in 10 minute 480p chunks


so like a webisode from the late aughts

Mega64 but with tucker and elon

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I literally can’t wrap my mind around what kind of bespoke, genetically engineered and raised on research chemicals brain worms you must have to forgo $25 million United States earth dollars so you can scream into the void on Twitter.

Imagine spending 44 billion dollars to scream into the void on Twitter.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

KirbyKhan posted:

Latest ad buy is new levels of bleak



so the same price most places already pay for them

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Mr Interweb posted:

how does one do a t.v. show on twitter?

I dunno.... tweeting a link to Youtube?

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I literally can’t wrap my mind around what kind of bespoke, genetically engineered and raised on research chemicals brain worms you must have to forgo $25 million United States earth dollars so you can scream into the void on Twitter.

His family is incredibly wealthy and he probably cares more about power than money at this point.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
tucker is about to learn that 3 million viewers on tv is worth way more than whatever fake million views his twitter show gets. granma isnt going to go seek out tucker on twitter.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Consummate Professional posted:

biden go on twitter

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




KirbyKhan posted:

Latest ad buy is new levels of bleak



seems targeted to his audience

just need one on how to dodge alimony

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PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

KirbyKhan posted:

Latest ad buy is new levels of bleak



Are they just advertising directly to Elon Musk now

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