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they should rename twitter to tucker and replace the bird logo with tuckers head and you don't tweet any more you tuck haha that would be very funny
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May 10, 2023 01:45
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1656090590021312513?t=HVmi6VOaCAIIRsoDFFXI6w&s=19 holy poo poo, an emoji picker? stop the presses!
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May 10, 2023 01:46
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DeeplyConcerned posted:how do I use the Twitter? Start copying passages from mein kamph into the textbox and hit the button that says tweet
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May 10, 2023 01:50
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so if Twitter is a news channel now does that mean they are liable for what they publish
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May 10, 2023 01:51
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 I was wondering why he was trashing WhatsApp earlier. I definitely trust Mr Musk to encrypt my DMs.https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1656084243905384449
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May 10, 2023 01:52
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not clicking on show more
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May 10, 2023 01:52
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How long until Musk shoves him into a hole and pretends he never knew him like he did with Taibbi Weiss etc
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May 10, 2023 01:53
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whatscrapp
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May 10, 2023 01:56
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imagine how efficient it would be if twitter got rid of all text posting and just did like, 60 second videos
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May 10, 2023 01:57
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Niwrad posted:
honeypot
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May 10, 2023 01:59
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wasnt elon the one that said "use signal" right before something R happened and then it turned out the feds could absolutely decrypt signal
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May 10, 2023 02:00
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fuckin lol it was after something happened i guess https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1347165127036977153?s=20
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May 10, 2023 02:00
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moist turtleneck posted:fuckin lol it was after something happened i guess nothing happened on jan 6
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May 10, 2023 02:02
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euphronius posted:not clicking on show more it’s. really a great feature that the embeds don’t show the whole thing
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May 10, 2023 02:02
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moist turtleneck posted:wasnt elon the one that said "use signal" right before something R happened and then it turned out the feds could absolutely decrypt signal computational complexity scales to need when you're working at the nationstate level. Just assume any encrypted communication can be read by governmental entities if you're pissing off people that badly. The more important line is private intelligence agencies.
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May 10, 2023 02:06
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moist turtleneck posted:fuckin lol it was after something happened i guess lmao
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May 10, 2023 02:10
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1656090590021312513?t=HVmi6VOaCAIIRsoDFFXI6w&s=19 re: Concerning 🤣
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May 10, 2023 02:10
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Please do not post about murder, nor suicide, in the Elon Musk thread. We try to keep a positive, enjoyable atmosphere here.  the gun is just for testing twitters encryption
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May 10, 2023 02:14
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encrypted dms v1.0 lmao
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May 10, 2023 02:15
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May 10, 2023 02:16
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:encrypted dms v1.0 lmao one and done
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May 10, 2023 02:18
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give elon musk your phone number
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May 10, 2023 02:23
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encryption 1.0 replaces the letter e with a 3
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May 10, 2023 02:29
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lol cybertruck stuck https://electrek.co/2023/05/09/tesla-cybertruck-prototype-spotted-stuck-field/
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May 10, 2023 02:31
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coconono posted:computational complexity scales to need when you're working at the nationstate level. Just assume any encrypted communication can be read by governmental entities if you're pissing off people that badly. The more important line is private intelligence agencies. Sure Signal encrypts but if the Govt wants to know what you're talking about they'll just exploit the phone or computer it's on. I wish I could control Signal with Neuralink to make it even safer.
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May 10, 2023 02:33
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Omg loving please test it in Baja it will get maybe 5% through the race before draining
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May 10, 2023 02:35
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you idiot, they'll simply place solar panels on top
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May 10, 2023 02:49
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roffles posted:lol cybertruck stuck https://electrek.co/2023/05/09/tesla-cybertruck-prototype-spotted-stuck-field/ lmao thats the one with the cybershovels that elon was driving
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May 10, 2023 02:55
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Desert Bus posted:Sure Signal encrypts but if the Govt wants to know what you're talking about they'll just exploit the phone or computer it's on. I wish I could control Signal with Neuralink to make it even safer. looking forward to my secure enclave brain implant
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May 10, 2023 02:58
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roffles posted:lol cybertruck stuck https://electrek.co/2023/05/09/tesla-cybertruck-prototype-spotted-stuck-field/ lmao they're still simping so hard quote:Now before the naysayers jump on this, it doesn’t necessarily mean anything is wrong with the truck. The prototype might have had an issue, and it powered down, which is not uncommon for prototypes. You want those issues to happen during the prototyping phase and not the production phase. <scribbles 'gets stuck in flatland ditches' in notebook> sir this data is priceless
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May 10, 2023 03:02
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thing that weighs 9000lb and has small contact patch get stuck in hole? concerning
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May 10, 2023 03:14
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lure it out with a child
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May 10, 2023 03:19
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I think when your car was supposed to come out over two years ago and you’re claiming it’s going full production in Q3 this year, you lose the ability to whine it’s a prototype when it can’t even drive off-road and/or it randomly shuts down and requires a pit crew to move
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May 10, 2023 03:19
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catturd
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May 10, 2023 03:21
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brain implant v1.0
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May 10, 2023 03:21
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao thats the one with the cybershovels that elon was driving p sure that's him on the left side of the picture
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May 10, 2023 03:28
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each cybertruck comes with several shovels for when it ends up stuck everywhere
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May 10, 2023 03:32
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not surprised the mainstream media is dead wrong on this. This is a highly-requested feature called lockout mode that disables the cyber truck - permanently. this is to stop enemies from getting to your classified documents and such. double tap the lockout button and it blows the lithium-ion battery, totally owning whoever was trying to break into your truck, and seriously maims farther still! thieves won't be going anywhere near the cyber truck once the first few blow up. loving brilliant Elon!
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May 10, 2023 03:34
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DeeplyConcerned posted:not surprised the mainstream media is dead wrong on this. This is a highly-requested feature called lockout mode that disables the cyber truck - permanently. this is to stop enemies from getting to your classified documents and such. double tap the lockout button and it blows the lithium-ion battery, totally owning whoever was trying to break into your truck, and seriously maims farther still! thieves won't be going anywhere near the cyber truck once the first few blow up. Elon Musk Ftw.
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May 10, 2023 03:34
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quote:The same month, catturd conducted a Twitter poll of a hypothetical 2024 Republican presidential primary between Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis, showing Trump winning 69%.This poll was presented by Trump at a rally and by Trump-affiliated super PAC MAGA Inc. on Twitter 
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May 10, 2023 03:38
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