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echinopsis posted:honestly not sure how people manage to have a moustache like that if i didnt trim mine it'd look like that in about 8 weeks
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graph posted:if i didnt trim mine it'd look like that in about 8 weeks yeah but like how would you live with it? youd constantly be spitting your moustache out of your mouth like i know what physical processes would lead to the formation of the moustache, I'm more curious about the psychological makeup of someone who purposely allows them to happen
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A girl (I mean she was like 25 but I was 100 when I was born) once asked me "why do I know you?" and I said "because I have a lovely beard" and she was "oooooooh yeah that's right!!!" Thanks for reading.
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i did my cardiologist appointment on monday- context- i had an irregular ekg back in 2012 after i had enough to drink at a conference that i went into arrhythmia (context- i had started drinking in late 2011 after leaving the mormon church, i was 28 years old, 29 when i had arrhythmia), but the doc said i seem fine. i then moved shortly thereafter- and lost track of everything. i got a prescription for methylphenidate as a 39.8 year old man- but the doc wanted an ekg since i was practically 40. i had expected it to be "abnormal" but when you see "inferior infarct" on the reading, it gets your attention. i don't feel like i have had a heart attack, but i was a big fat man for most of my life, my father has had 3.5 heart attacks (and most recently a double bypass!), my maternal grandfather had a stroke and heart attack in his late 70s, and my maternal uncle died of arrhythmia when he was like 28- presumably due to similar issues that caused me to hit arrhythmia (he was leaving the mormon church at that age and i guess, like me, experimenting) so things aren't looking great. got an echocardiogram slated for the 22nd- hope it just kinda confirms that my heart is weird but worried about what if i had already damaged my ticker before 40. doc seems optimistic based on me going 11 years with an irregular ekg (the first cardiologist i saw wanted me ot keep a copy of the ekg reading on my person, but insisted it was fine- and here I am 11 years later?) regardless, i am going to get it figured out- and if somehow i have had a heart attack and kept on trucking, we find it, and stint it (and anything else)- then i kinda look forward to feeling what life would be like with a "full heart." after the double bypass, my 67 year old dad says he feels so much better. for all i know i have had a portion of my heart tied behind my back for... some time? anyway- not sure what the "best" outcome here is, but i have the care to discover and address if my genetics plus lifestyle are finally coming due sooner than expected, so i here is hoping.
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Oh wait I forgot my point: I always always always trim by moustache so it doesn't go over my upper lip.
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echinopsis posted:honestly not sure how people manage to have a moustache like that mustaches are the biggest pita to keep looking nice, even in the context of a full beard
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echinopsis posted:honestly not sure how people manage to have a moustache like that
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May 9, 2023 21:37
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rotor posted:yeah but like how would you live with it? youd constantly be spitting your moustache out of your mouth mfuckin walrus
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May 9, 2023 21:57
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echinopsis posted:or if you ate something with whipped cream ? imagine trying to eat a caramel apple with that thing
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Turnquiet posted:mustaches are the biggest pita to keep looking nice, even in the context of a full beard for me it’s the part of my beard on the lower part of my jaw, towards my ears.
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May 9, 2023 21:59
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rotor posted:imagine trying to eat a caramel apple with that thing Haha like they're real.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Haha like they're real. my friend i can assure you that caramel apples are extremely real
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rotor posted:imagine trying to eat a caramel apple with that thing ahahaha
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rotor posted:imagine trying to eat a caramel apple with that thing lol oh god
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tk posted:You kind of have to give up soups. moustache soup dignity pick two
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axolotl farmer posted:moustache moustache and dignity is kind of iffy
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A life without soup is a life not worth living
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When you think about it, a bowl of cereal is a soup
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PokeJoe posted:When you think about it, a bowl of cereal is a soup stfu
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sometimes the truth can be painful
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I’ll have the chilled soy broth with rolled maize croutons and sun ripe cavendish medallions.
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i have a moustache and i can eat soup with dignity. smoothies or beers with foam are the hard ones
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rotor posted:my friend i can assure you that caramel apples are extremely real what the gently caress i thought Ben Katchor invented them for his comics. like shoehorns.
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Turnquiet posted:i did my cardiologist appointment on monday- sorry to miss this among the soup jokes. take care of your heart, and good on you for leaving the latter days.
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yesterday i got runny egg yolk in my beard and it was unpleasant
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mfs act like napkins and sinks aren't a thing
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Blinkz0rz posted:mfs act like napkins and sinks aren't a thing fellas is it gay to wipe my beard
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mediaphage posted:fellas is it gay to wipe my beard having a beard is kind of a gay thing anyway. is that still something people do? maybe in the south?
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May 10, 2023 16:51
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Fart Sandwiches posted:? maybe in the south? 9_9
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Fart Sandwiches posted:is that still something people do? maybe in the south?
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mystes posted:Having beards, being gay, or using gay as an insult like it's 20 years ago and you're 12 years old? didn’t mean it as a negative joke, my bad. won’t happen again y’all
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yospos 2010: macs are gay (this is bad) yospos 2023: macs are gay (this is good)
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rotor posted:yospos 2010: macs are gay (this is bad)
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rotor posted:yospos 2010: macs are gay (this is bad) what if I can’t use a mac tho?
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omg, these allergies! everything outside is covered in green powder. im dying!
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i think fart sandwiches meant "beard" as in "person with whom a gay man pretends to have a heterosexual romantic relationship so that he can stay closeted with respect to the community (and she is in the know and happy with the arrangement)." not beard as in, like, hair on your face. cause the latter isn't so much a gay thing, and the 'in the south' doesnt make any sense except that in the south, a bastion of bullshit, yeah maybe somebody would be more inclined to not be out than they would on the best coast it wasnt using 'gay' as an insult at all, either (and neither was mediaphage). just an odd reaction on mystes' part imo
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lol yeah that makes sense, and in that context doesn't seem offensive at all
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Achmed Jones posted:i think fart sandwiches meant "beard" as in "person with whom a gay man pretends to have a heterosexual romantic relationship so that he can stay closeted with respect to the community (and she is in the know and happy with the arrangement)." not beard as in, like, hair on your face. cause the latter isn't so much a gay thing, and the 'in the south' doesnt make any sense except that in the south, a bastion of bullshit, yeah maybe somebody would be more inclined to not be out than they would on the best coast
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mystes posted:Oh I'm dumb
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