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idonotlikepeas posted:David M. Hitch It turns out the real monster all along was the one who created and abandoned AI and Federal Bureaucracy in a world that hates it for it's existence, but at least they have each other.
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Rall: Operation Point and Click Ted Rall posted:Since they are short-staffed at the US border with Mexico, Biden is sending 1500 armed soldiers to help out. Among other tasks, they will do data entry. First Dog on the Moon: No complaining! Everyone is a winner with this Labor budget! 
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Skios posted:Al Goodwyn Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Misinterpreted
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idonotlikepeas posted:Randall Enos - Topographic Transformation what's wrong with hawaii
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Angepain posted:what's wrong with hawaii Removing Canada from the Americas is also a pretty bold choice. But ok, let's do it I guess
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I don't see how regulations are going to stop someone from hitting that dude with a rifle. I mean I guess you could stop him from hitting anyone with that rifle but big sticks literally grow on trees.
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich Kellies Nomination: Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon
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Angepain posted:what's wrong with hawaii America stole it from the Hawaiians.
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Guavanaut posted:Kids can't get their ears pierced with parental consent or be gifted a vehicle with an engine to operate off-road? Never mind the people who pierce their baby's ears.
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Trapezium Dave posted:Spooner: Who ever heard of a wind powered boat? Obviously such a thing would be ridiculous.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Mike Thompson Ah, yes, that bastion of evil, the ... *checks notes* ... Mayo Clinic?
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idonotlikepeas posted:Randall Enos - Topographic Transformation What’s wrong with NYC? And why are the two halves of Michigan different colors?
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JamesBont posted:Can we get a Kellies Nomination for Worst Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon? Because I'm so loving sick of this.
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JamesBont posted:Can we get a Kellies Nomination for Worst Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon? Because I'm so loving sick of this. If there is a Worst Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon category, that one you quoted wouldn't qualify. Because it's not post-apocalyptic. That said, it's not a very good cartoon I think. I assume it's about guns and how carrying a gun causes people to overreact to the slightest perceived threat, turning situations that shouldn't be deadly into deadly ones, but eh.
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JamesBont posted:Can we get a Kellies Nomination for Worst Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon? Because I'm so loving sick of this. It doesn't count when you're mistaking modern-day America for the post-apocalypse.
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Tell me, if Biden isn't a criminal kingpin in tight control of the entire government apparatus with the sole intent to weaken America so that they can finally take it over all for his personal benefit, why do I keep loudly insisting that he is? Back during the spygate days, I was confused why Republicans did this whole "create a lore bible of insinuations and toothless accusations" thing, because I was assuming there was an actual attempted endgame and they would actually have formal accusations at some point. I didn't realize that poo poo like this is why they do it - create a mountain of bullshit conspiracies, string it a long with vague "any day now" sentiments, and you have the perfect outraged whataboutism. They're training their audience to Ultra Instinct-style deflect anything bad right-wingers do without even processing what caused their reaction in the first place. Who gives a gently caress about whoever this Santos guy is, it's all crashing down around Biden and the proof is coming out tomorrow, probably!!
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