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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1656143350096093184?cxt=HHwWgIDT-cXm5vstAAAA 
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May 10, 2023 13:57
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remember when models all had eating disorders
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May 10, 2023 14:01
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they should just get those weight loss drugs Elon is on you know the ones what's that called again oh yeah, cocaine
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May 10, 2023 14:06
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shyduck posted:remember when models all had eating disorders
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May 10, 2023 14:25
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The way that ozempic style weightloss drug works makes me feel like people's organs are gonna rot out if they abuse it and maybe that's part of the reason why it looks like Elon swallowed a cask
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May 10, 2023 14:52
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roffles posted:lol cybertruck stuck https://electrek.co/2023/05/09/tesla-cybertruck-prototype-spotted-stuck-field/ more like Cyberstuck amiright folks
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May 10, 2023 14:54
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lmao this is even better than blocking every blue check https://twitter.com/jules_su/status/1656005035631820804?s=46&t=_akPFYiqAqKbxYd3RPf4Jg
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May 10, 2023 15:19
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1656143350096093184?cxt=HHwWgIDT-cXm5vstAAAA I dunno chappelle had a show recently where some dumbass got booed off stage and that was pretty funny
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May 10, 2023 15:48
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Musk is racking up the win
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May 10, 2023 15:59
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Uncle Wemus posted:What far left show will twitter also be hosting, you know, for balance Twotter already has a large number of National Socialists, which as we all know is a far left ideology like all types of Socialism
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May 10, 2023 16:26
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shyduck posted:how are you gonna put twitter on in the doctor's office waiting room Twitter News Channel coming to a Sinclair distributor near you
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May 10, 2023 16:28
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spaceblancmange posted:they should rename twitter to tucker and replace the bird logo with tuckers head and you don't tweet any more you tuck haha that would be very funny Elons feelings about tucking make this a nonstarter, sry
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May 10, 2023 16:32
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moist turtleneck posted:The way that ozempic style weightloss drug works makes me feel like people's organs are gonna rot out if they abuse it and maybe that's part of the reason why it looks like Elon swallowed a cask I think for people that have difficulty exercising due to obesity, those drugs may be beneficial at least until they can move around better. But for someone like Elon, it’s just a lazy way to lose weight. He could have all his meals prepared every day on an intricate plan and easily exercise but he’s too busy posting sick memes on Twitter and probably has little impulse control. So I fully approve of him eating Wegovy or whatever like candy
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May 10, 2023 16:47
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moist turtleneck posted:The way that ozempic style weightloss drug works makes me feel like people's organs are gonna rot out if they abuse it and maybe that's part of the reason why it looks like Elon swallowed a cask i thought they just reduced appetite?
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May 10, 2023 16:51
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https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1656327166387277824
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May 10, 2023 16:59
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:lmao this is even better than blocking every blue check did they fix/break something? when i click through there are screenshots like it used to work, but also a bunch of his "pay me $8 for this tweet" where the tweets arent hidden
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May 10, 2023 17:09
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punished milkman posted:i thought they just reduced appetite? correct. it does so by altering your blood sugar so that your appetite is reduced. that's why it started as a diabetes drug and then they noticed a direct correlation between diabetes patients taking it and weight loss. its already been in use for a while treating diabetes.
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May 10, 2023 17:09
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punished milkman posted:i thought they just reduced appetite? Its main thing is increasing and limiting glucagon. In twenty years we’ll learn it causes pancreatic cancer or something.
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May 10, 2023 17:10
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https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1656131061041057797
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May 10, 2023 17:43
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https://twitter.com/Criminalsimpson/status/1656334867267715082?s=20
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May 10, 2023 17:47
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ivf gigafactory v1.0
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May 10, 2023 17:52
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it’s a self filtering scam. Much like how the Nigerian Prince scam relies on it’s insane premise and poor spelling to filter out targets who might be able to see it’s a scam before they get to the big payouts, those with Twitter blue have already self filtered to the point where they’ll be the ones throwing money at someone to get tweets seen
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May 10, 2023 17:54
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X the everything app coming along nicely
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May 10, 2023 18:04
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can you imagine the loving content? Imagine seeing some Muskfan crypto dork in the replies, and within a few clicks you can see their loving dating profile
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May 10, 2023 18:06
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Musk is going to retweet and reply to every shill saying they got hitched through this feature and never check the follow-up.
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May 10, 2023 18:08
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mad.radhu posted:can you imagine the loving content? Imagine seeing some Muskfan crypto dork in the replies, and within a few clicks you can see their loving dating profile I hope it's yet another checkmark to indicate that you're lonely/horny/incel.
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May 10, 2023 18:13
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TLC, you know what must be done
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May 10, 2023 18:16
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May 10, 2023 18:27
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May 10, 2023 18:30
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i believe it
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May 10, 2023 18:30
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drat now none of us will ever see his vision for a cybertruck come to fruition.
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May 10, 2023 18:31
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Interesting
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May 10, 2023 18:35
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https://twitter.com/SmoothDunk/status/1656207679138799616
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May 10, 2023 18:36
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Feels Villeneuve posted:Source? https://youtu.be/l7tWoPk25yU
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May 10, 2023 18:40
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@brian34956822954 calling me on twitter to ask me about my vehicle's extended warranty
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May 10, 2023 18:54
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 Blue check priority is being exploited to put horny on main
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May 10, 2023 19:06
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finally the twitter dating app
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May 10, 2023 19:09
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Sounds win. Elon ftw.
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May 10, 2023 19:10
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:finally the twitter dating app we're finally getting laid, dude!!!
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May 10, 2023 19:13
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pink noise posted:did they fix/break something? when i click through there are screenshots like it used to work, but also a bunch of his "pay me $8 for this tweet" where the tweets arent hidden 
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May 10, 2023 19:17
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