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skeleton warrior posted:what No, 10% of the entire population of Venezuela is actively storming ARE BORDERS
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My side hustle is tutoring kids who need help with their reading and writing skills. Games that I have used for various kids of various ages and skill levels: Mad-Libs Scrabble Hangman Matching letters A game I made up with a kindergartener that doesn't have a name but involves thinking of all the words we can that start with a random letter and then making them together into a very silly nonsense sentence about blue bees blowing blueberry bubbles Crossword puzzles Word searches Snakes and ladders with words you have to read on the squares or you go back a space
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Tell me, if Biden isn't a criminal kingpin in tight control of the entire government apparatus with the sole intent to weaken America so that they can finally take it over all for his personal benefit, why do I keep loudly insisting that he is?
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idonotlikepeas posted:Darrin Bell
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I take it all the imgur images are gone. Were people still uploading them without profiles? I'd only gotten partway in reposting. edit: nvm, false alarm. Work on setting up the Kellies continues. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 08:39 on May 12, 2023 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:
Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible I've been staring at this for a few minutes, and I have no clue what this is saying.
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Skios posted:Gary Varvel Just wondering what the pipeline from undocumented immigrant to DNC voter is supposed to be? The undocumented people will never be American citizens, and won't be able to vote. Immigrants on visas can become citizens after many many years, even for an academic who starts on a HB-1, it takes ~10 years before they can becom citizens. The children of undocumented immigrants will become citizens, but they won't be eligeble to vote until 4-5 election cycles later. Here's an old thing with some cartoons 
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Rall: The News They Don't Want You To Hear Ted Rall posted:Media silos have come down to this: each party’s cable TV news network ignores stories that are inconvenient to their party, while amplifying those that are damaging to the opposition. First Dog on the Moon: Everything seems so bleak all the time. Here are some good news stories! 
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My favorite Biden, Nephew Biden
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Skios posted:Andy Marlette Actual lol
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Skios posted:Al Goodwyn Gotta love when libertarians whine about people being selfish.
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China Daily 11/5 US debt ceiling crisis by Cai Meng  12/5 Endangering the world by Fang Wenlin  Le Monde 11/5  by Chappatte from Switzerland12/5  by Dilem from AlgeriaTrump and Justice "Ugh! She's too dressed!" Charlie Hebdo  Elected Officials Threatened "Total Support!"  Voted! On Turkey's democracy.
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100YrsofAttitude posted:China Daily By using the power of the Debt, the US is going to bring the debt ceiling crashing down?
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100YrsofAttitude posted:Endangering the world by Fang Wenlin
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Guardian:  "Ben Jennings on Donald Trump staying on the campaign trail despite court verdict – The former president’s standing among supporters appears intact after he was ordered to pay E Jean Carroll $5m in her sexual abuse case" Telegraph:  Capita says Russian cyber attack will cost £20m to clean up Matt:  Get ready for two more years of surging prices, says Bank of England Independent:  Climbdown on bonfire of EU laws sparks fury among Brexiteers Times:  Penny Mordaunt took painkillers to help with coronation sword Evening Standard:  UK economy stuck in first gear as GDP plunges in March; Two days of train strikes set to cause travel chaos across London and other parts of the UK Stephen Collins: 
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Cloud Potato posted:
God drat the post apocalypse toons. Am I doing it right?
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Yeah but that’s terminator not mad max. Although terminator comics will likely be extremely well-worn ground by year’s end.
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Twibbit posted:God drat the post apocalypse toons. Collins does other bits but actually yeah this was pretty weak for him.
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Each cartoonist is allowed one apocalypse cartoon, as a treat.
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Tell me, if Biden isn't a criminal kingpin in tight control of the entire government apparatus with the sole intent to weaken America so that they can finally take it over all for his personal benefit, why do I keep loudly insisting that he is? oh gently caress HUNTER'S LAPTOP!
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JamesBont posted:Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible It's about this: https://www.businessinsider.com/supreme-court-elena-kagan-rejected-bagels-clarence-thomas-paid-vacations-2023-5 (without that context it is, indeed, incomprehensible)
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JamesBont posted:Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible A story just got reported that Justice Kagan turned down a gift of lox and bagels for fear it would violate ethics around receiving gifts. At the same time, Justice Thomas was accepting all sorts of gifts from billionaire Harlan Crow including mortgage payments on his mother’s house, trips, tuition for family members, etc. https://www.businessinsider.com/supreme-court-elena-kagan-rejected-bagels-clarence-thomas-paid-vacations-2023-5?amp But yeah, if you didn’t see the specific article, there’s no way you’d have any clue what that was about. Edit: fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk yoooooooouuuuu idonotlikepeas how did you sneak in there skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 12, 2023 |
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skeleton warrior posted:Edit: fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk yoooooooouuuuu idonotlikepeas how did you sneak in there You're going to have to get up earlier in the, uh, mid-afternoon to beat me.
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Pope:  Fierce debate flares as Greens stare down Labor push for vote on housing bill (Guardian). The Greens consider Labor's bill to be inadequate. Left to right: Senate Leader (Labor) Penny Wong, Greens housing spokesperson (in front) Max Chandler-Mather, ACT independent senator David Pocock, Tasmanian crossbench senator Jacqui Lambie, at the back Liberal Opposition Leader in the Senate Simon Birmingham. Rowe:  Peter Dutton delivered the budget reply speech. Knight:  Melbourne airport rail link project put on hold due to budget issues. Leak, Son of Leak:  ACT top prosecutor Shane Drumgold admits he should have done more to correct reporting of Lisa Wilkinson's Logies speech (ABC). Leunig: 
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Nature is good Knowledge is bad Mothers should stay at home - a poem by a sex offender
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Technowolf posted:Ah, yes, that bastion of evil, the ... *checks notes* ... Mayo Clinic? They threatened to stop building poo poo in Minnesota in response to legislation demanding a higher nurse:patient ratio
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JamesBont posted:Can we get a Kellies Nomination for Worst Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon? Because I'm so loving sick of this. It's not post-apocalyptic. That's present day America.
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I just now figured out that Lester is great replacement theory. My brain isn't good at making the leap from "Mexicans will be the majority in America" to "and this is bad".
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The Islamic Shock posted:I just now figured out that Lester is great replacement theory. My brain isn't good at making the leap from "Mexicans will be the majority in America" to "and this is bad". It's important to always keep in mind that Lester is a racist who beats his wife. Just gotta view everything he does through that lens. Fake edit: Also, lol'ing at the memory of when he had his "wife" post on Reddit to exonerate him and say that actually it was good what he did because she was whacked out and not in control of herself.
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Guardian:  "Henny Beaumont on a very rum crew – Justin Welby has taken issue with Conservative ministers over their ‘morally unacceptable’ illegal migration bill" Matt:  'I don't watch Eurovision', says rail union boss inflicting strike chaos on fans Independent:  UK economy grows slightly in first quarter but slumps unexpectedly in March; After Harry van der Weyden. The i paper:  Times: 
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