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Castor Poe posted:Congrats LibsofTiktok. That or it’ll be him in a long hair wig and make it some cruel joke about what he identifies as now
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Strategic Tea posted:Here we go! Oh god, the fact that there's a non zero chance this could happen is causing me mental anguish.
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May 11, 2023 20:54
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MiracleFlare posted:Okay, yeah, that's pretty hosed up. If this teaches people the (hard) lesson not to trust big tech, or indeed any company, to “do the right thing”, that would be a silver lining.
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May 11, 2023 20:55
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Halisnacks posted:If this teaches people the (hard) lesson not to trust big tech, or indeed any company, to “do the right thing”, that would be a silver lining. Hell Google Reader did that for me and that was years ago.
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May 11, 2023 20:57
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I'm actually kinda looking forward to going back to the decentralized Internet of pre-2008 or so, when people had their own websites or presences on a variety of different services and didn't just say "I'm on the socials at @bleemfart"
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May 11, 2023 20:58
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It's Elizabeth Holmes wearing a fake moustache.
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May 11, 2023 20:59
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Did Grimes return a phone call?
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May 11, 2023 21:00
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RocketMermaid posted:It's Elizabeth Holmes wearing a fake moustache. Liz Holmes, totally different she swears
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May 11, 2023 21:00
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Did he hire Laura Loomer?
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May 11, 2023 21:00
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Shivon Zilis is my bet
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May 11, 2023 21:01
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he spelled psyops wrong
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Strategic Tea posted:Here we go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alnRBqhso8Q&t=108s
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May 11, 2023 21:01
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Data Graham posted:I'm actually kinda looking forward to going back to the decentralized Internet of pre-2008 or so, when people had their own websites or presences on a variety of different services and didn't just say "I'm on the socials at @bleemfart" Just wait till it decentralizes further and by 2030 were back to dialing up into bbs. Actually yeah probably better still. edit: I wonder how a smart phone would even handle a bbs.
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May 11, 2023 21:02
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So his role is doing the stuff he already focuses on, and there’s no chance he will take direction from the ceo. How many Scaramucci’s will the new ceo last? Maybe he picked a sycophantic elon boot kisser, so they will be ceo in name only with him still making all the calls.
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May 11, 2023 21:03
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Non joke reply I bet he is hiring the women who is a corporate ghoul who is running their safety team who claimed that the nazis burned her family alive that’s why she is allowed to let nazis post.
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May 11, 2023 21:03
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In the greatest twist, it’s Hilary Clinton
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May 11, 2023 21:03
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You'd have to be as dumb as Elno to take that job, so if this is real I fully expect the dumbest outcome possible: either Elon does a lovely "I now identify as female  " thing or it's going to be some dimwit like Loomer or Marge Taylor Greene.
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May 11, 2023 21:05
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kazil posted:It's an attempt to bully NPR into posting again
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May 11, 2023 21:05
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Love to take over a business on the brink of bankruptcy, in the middle of several dozen lawsuits, and the owner wants to be my subordinate
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May 11, 2023 21:06
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:You'd have to be as dumb as Elno to take that job, so if this is real I fully expect the dumbest outcome possible: either Elon does a lovely "I now identify as female watch it be Chaya Raichik
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May 11, 2023 21:06
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Strategic Tea posted:(Aw, son of a bitch) "Even my
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MrQwerty posted:watch it be Chaya Raichik Wouldn't surprise me. It's not going to be anyone good or competent for sure.
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May 11, 2023 21:08
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kazil posted:Love to take over a business on the brink of bankruptcy, in the middle of several dozen lawsuits, and the owner wants to be my subordinate Yeah, I wouldn't want the job. Waking up at 2 AM because Elon made some sort of Twitter decree that needs to be addressed NOW!
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May 11, 2023 21:08
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I hope it’s a ploy to get media to generate names for him b/c he actually has nobody in mind
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May 11, 2023 21:09
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kazil posted:Love to take over a business on the brink of bankruptcy, in the middle of several dozen lawsuits, and the owner wants to be my subordinate Oh, so as soon as all the lawsuits actually happen, Melon can go "But I'm not the CEO, I'm not liable  " even though it obviously doesn't work that way.
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May 11, 2023 21:11
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kazil posted:Love to take over a business on the brink of bankruptcy, in the middle of several dozen lawsuits, and the owner wants to be my subordinate Hey poo poo, even if it goes bankruptcy CEO always make sure they get paid. I mean technically it's just a high paying job with zero stress, cos like how are you going to gently caress up twitter even worse than it is. Just sit back relax, take the paycheck, and let everyone rightfully blame musk when everything continues to go to poo poo. Honestly it's sort of a dream job.
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May 11, 2023 21:11
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It's gonna be his ma.
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goatface posted:It's gonna be his ma. biological mother or his sister-mother?
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May 11, 2023 21:13
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Excited to announce that I've a new CEO
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dr_rat posted:Hey poo poo, even if it goes bankruptcy CEO always make sure they get paid. I mean technically it's just a high paying job with zero stress, cos like how are you going to gently caress up twitter even worse than it is. Just sit back relax, take the paycheck, and let everyone rightfully blame musk when everything continues to go to poo poo. Honestly it's sort of a dream job. 8am daily standup call with Elon Musk
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May 11, 2023 21:15
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quote:Fiorina is anti-abortion.[272] She expressed support for legislation to ban abortions 20 weeks after fertilization, with an exception for cases of rape, incest, or danger to the life of the mother.[273] In 2010, she said that Roe v. Wade was settled law, but later reversed that position.[274] Fiorina supports overturning Roe v. Wade, the 1973 Supreme Court ruling that legalized abortion in the United States, leaving it to the states. My guess
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May 11, 2023 21:15
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He's becoming Chief Transphobe Officer?
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May 11, 2023 21:16
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ben shapino posted:8am daily standup call with Elon Musk Hire an assistant that sounds a lot like you. They can deal with that poo poo.
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May 11, 2023 21:16
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It's 100% either his Mom or Libz of Tik Tok.
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kazil posted:Love to take over a business on the brink of bankruptcy, in the middle of several dozen lawsuits, and the owner wants to be my subordinate Elon just wants a dommy mommy.
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May 11, 2023 21:21
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Data Graham posted:I'm actually kinda looking forward to going back to the decentralized Internet of pre-2008 or so, when people had their own websites or presences on a variety of different services and didn't just say "I'm on the socials at @bleemfart" That world is dead.
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Vire posted:Non joke reply I bet he is hiring the women who is a corporate ghoul who is running their safety team who claimed that the nazis burned her family alive that’s why she is allowed to let nazis post. It’s definitely going to be this. “How could we be racist?! Our CEO had family members killed by the nazis! I thought you guys were supposed to be WOKE  ” or whatever bullshit
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May 11, 2023 21:24
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oh god what if the new CEO is his new AI?
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priznat posted:That or it’ll be him in a long hair wig and make it some cruel joke about what he identifies as now I'm putting my money on this because it would be the exact thing he would do both to "stick it to them" and get all the attention.
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