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16-bit Butt-Head)
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mdemone posted:she's head of global advertising for NBCU, she had gently caress you money a decade ago ugh high score chasing 🙄
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:47 |
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mdemone posted:she's head of global advertising for NBCU, she had gently caress you money a decade ago Nistorically Black Colleges and Universities
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:51 |
bigstupidjellyfish posted:congratulations elizabeth holmes and they say there are no second acts in American life... FizFashizzle posted:What was this song again it's from a movie called Baraka but i first encountered it in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p83IbLrU50&t=3059s
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:54 |
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cool rear end tweets
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:56 |
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what the gently caress is wrong with these people https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1656753707155877908
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:58 |
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FizFashizzle posted:What was this song again Mary had a little lamb https://youtu.be/Lva8L-J8x04
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# ? May 11, 2023 21:58 |
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uber_stoat posted:and they say there are no second acts in American life... it’s an excerpt from a japanese butoh performance iirc. baraka was rad, shame the sequels didn’t measure up to the same level of quality but they were still pretty good theatrical experiences
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:00 |
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mfs up in this thread lying saying they're going to leave twitter for mastodon 2 when they post tweet after tweet in this thread playing into elons hands
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:02 |
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there will not be a next ceo in 6 weeks
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:04 |
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im on the android app anf dont grt tweet embeds, eat poo poo elon
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:09 |
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Consummate Professional posted:there will not be a next ceo in 6 weeks Source?
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:10 |
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somewhat serious guess (assuming it's not just him in a wig): the bluesky ceo, and also twitter buys out bluesky
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:14 |
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Schmoe Cwead posted:nfl pussy is so good it gives u brain damage What is nfl pussy? Not for losers?
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:20 |
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No Fucks League
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:23 |
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If it’s Marissa Mayer I hope she takes time to read a children’s book to her employees, it will really boost morale
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:25 |
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it’s definitely Laura loomer it has to be
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:30 |
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Grey Fox posted:the future mother of some more of his kids It’s 100% this. He found someone willing to carry his babies like the other women who work for him that he’s impregnated. And like the others, he will never physically touch her because she doesn’t look like a child. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:30 |
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This also wouldn’t be surprising at all. Theranos and Neuralink were cut from the same cloth of sham science that Elon buys into.
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:36 |
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Saltpowered posted:It’s 100% this. He found someone willing to carry his babies like the other women who work for him that he’s impregnated. And like the others, he will never physically touch her because she doesn’t look like a child. Weird post op
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:38 |
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Groimes...
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:39 |
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Consummate Professional posted:there will not be a next ceo in 6 weeks
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# ? May 11, 2023 22:58 |
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kinda feels like a glass cliff situation. whoever the CEO is is just the fall person for when twitter’s death spiral enters its final stage. this is so Elon can preserve his myth in the eyes of his cultists by blaming his successor for twitter’s demise
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:03 |
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elon's going to do something wacky like change his twitter name to shelon and say he's trans to own the libs
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:18 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:kinda feels like a glass cliff situation. whoever the CEO is is just the fall person for when twitter’s death spiral enters its final stage. this is so Elon can preserve his myth in the eyes of his cultists by blaming his successor for twitter’s demise Musk would probably try to make an X stock IPO happen, watch it fall the moment it goes public, then jump back in the CEO seat to boost it for one week before it falls down again.
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:20 |
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why did tesla stock go up so much after he announced this do people think that having musk pay more attention to a company is a good thing
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:20 |
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:kinda feels like a glass cliff situation. whoever the CEO is is just the fall person for when twitter’s death spiral enters its final stage. this is so Elon can preserve his myth in the eyes of his cultists by blaming his successor for twitter’s demise Yeah he's going to start talking all kinds of poo poo publicly a week or two after she takes over
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:23 |
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is there a more unqualified CTO in America
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:23 |
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love to forgo at least $25 million
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:25 |
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elon can afford to pay 25
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:28 |
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he's gonna get paid in free twitter blue
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:39 |
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ghislane would be a good new ceo because she ran one of the biggest Reddit accounts
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:41 |
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He absolutely does not have a CEO lined up but is specifically referring to "her" to try and convince people it's real and fend off criticism while he tries to find an actual person to occupy the slot.
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:41 |
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:He absolutely does not have a CEO lined up but is specifically referring to "her" to try and convince people it's real and fend off criticism while he tries to find an actual person to occupy the slot. cope
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:44 |
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is Elon going to hire Tay
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:45 |
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Will the CEO be paid in horses?
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:45 |
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he could be hiring anyone it could even be you
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:45 |
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musk is basically a combination of greg and tim
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:48 |
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moist turtleneck posted:Fuckin lol at the charlatan being cto So much of what he does is obviously a mediocre or dumb person trying to pretend as hard as they can to seem smart. Like taking both positions on climate change. Or going "hmm, chess is too simple for my intellect" Or spitting out buzzwords that mean nothing to people who actually understand the tech.
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:50 |
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Maybe it's the lovely chatgpt clone he's been working on. Or a robot! At this point if he told me the sun was going to rise tomorrow I'd be all "oh no we're hosed," it's got to be something stupid
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:51 |
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/reaghhan/status/1656490493918818305?t=uViyHvmfT4ki9CkHTm6CfA&s=19 Nuclear tipped R-7 Semyorka do the needful pls
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# ? May 11, 2023 23:54 |