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Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

boofhead posted:

Paleo diet is old news, now we're on the ADHD diet. It's a combo of intermittent fasting and then rooting around in your kitchen at 3am like a depressed raccoon

I’ve been on this one for a few years now and it keeps me thin. Just don’t ask me to do anything related to endurance… or before noon

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Reminds me of how Patty Hearst went on to find success in cat and dog shows....

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/feb/17/patty-hearsts-shih-tzu-wins-westminster-toy-group

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I loved Ho-Hos and I wish they would bring them back. Swiss cake rolls are not the same.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
We appeared in my pub trivia tonight.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

darthbob88 posted:

We appeared in my pub trivia tonight.

Cute that the answer to each question is "Something"

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018

darthbob88 posted:

We appeared in my pub trivia tonight.

New England Help!

Help! Williams, Help! Yeoh and Help! Monaghan

Help! Plane

Help! Awful

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Eleanor Rugby

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Nah, it’s just when the illiterate CrossFit wacko you’re dating/living with replaces all your Hostess™️ baked treats with their goddamn paleo bullshit

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

mods please

JesusGeorge
Apr 29, 2005
TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

No lie, I first read this headline thinking it was a personal ad. "Sex slave wanted for burglary, must provide own lockpicks and gimp mask"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/QpxbSwK.gifv

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

To the left you can see the kid that knows he's gonna get hit.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Kid is Belgian, misusing hands is in his nature

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://twitter.com/Polygon/status/1656689776052023298

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Goatman

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Tears of No Ringdom

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hahaha

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Could have solved this whole naming issue early on if they called it Fissures of the Kingdom.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Tears in his O-Ring, drat.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Tears in his O-Ring, drat.

lol

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Tears in his O-Ring, drat.

But no one’s getting exiled?

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

SpacePig posted:

Tears of No Ringdom

:emptyquote:

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

JesusGeorge posted:

No lie, I first read this headline thinking it was a personal ad. "Sex slave wanted for burglary, must provide own lockpicks and gimp mask"

"... I've only done this once before."

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8aoRRVc.mp4

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
LoZ: Tears of the Rectum

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

canyoneer posted:

Kid is Belgian, misusing hands is in his nature

Me, trying to fight a Belgian: you wanna throw hands bro??!

The Belgian, excited: sure, whose hands?

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

Them's fightin' words

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

They can always play a joke on a problematic client.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE3tFApvnHk

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

Referencing John Pinette's "Chinese Buffet" bit in 2023? That's a deep cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLkTuWdKrqY

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



boofhead posted:

Me, trying to fight a Belgian: you wanna throw hands bro??!

The Belgian, excited: sure, whose hands?

Are you kidding? I've been wanting to throw Hanz's brother off of something tall for what feels like forever!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

This is a pretty good video btw, also goes into "why did they launch that day when the conditions were bad for it?"

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Yeah. That guy's channel is pretty good. He's been dipping into some deliberately nutty scenarios since he's exhausted a lot of the common ones in his wheelhouse. Knowing his sense of humor, he made that banner image for this kind of reaction. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a goon, for that matter.

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