[Ukraine] I don't judge people who avoid the draft but I do feel offended

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

CODChimera posted:

i thought the counter offensive had started due to all the new posts

It was the posting counteroffensive

# ? May 12, 2023 01:29

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:11

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Cuttlefush posted:

chain probe thorn please

justice for fly molo

# ? May 12, 2023 01:30

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

I blinked and missed the counter offensive

# ? May 12, 2023 01:31

Megamissen: Jul 19, 2022; any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

yellowcar posted:

oh they were an anime mod that's even more pathetic lol

he won the ik contest so hes not a real mod just a temp ik until the end of may

# ? May 12, 2023 01:35

supersnowman: Oct 3, 2012

yellowcar posted:

chain probe him to make up for your mistake

1 probe per obvious bad faith post.

# ? May 12, 2023 01:40

speng31b: May 8, 2010

i am just going to probe them until the ik safety timer or whatever runs out, or i get lazy. whatever. peace

# ? May 12, 2023 01:48

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

yellowcar posted:

chain probe him to make up for your mistake

# ? May 12, 2023 01:49

HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

crepeface posted:

justice for fly molo

# ? May 12, 2023 01:49

Freezer: Apr 20, 2001; The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.

1stGear posted:

Ukraine is reporting they shaved off a little more territory north of Bakhmut, but nothing much else going on.

there�s the Storm Shadow announcement. some people are absolutely giddy bout them.

# ? May 12, 2023 01:51

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

1stGear posted:

Ukraine is reporting they shaved off a little more territory north of Bakhmut, but nothing much else going on.

Our massive tank and human wave death or glory suicide assault has successfully secured a concrete public toilet block near a bus stop.

Now we just need to wait for the bus to turn up and buy tickets for Moscow. Oh, did anyone bring change?

# ? May 12, 2023 01:54

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crepeface posted:

lol why did an anime mod come in here to meltdown

In case you missed it America has deployed Imagine Dragons to the frontline.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:05

OhFunny: Jun 26, 2013; EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://t.me/rybar/46929

quote:

Battle for Bakhmut
situation by the end of May 11, 2023

According to the statements of the military correspondents of PMC "Wagner" and Yevgeny Prigozhin, the Armed Forces of Ukraine hit the flanks of the Russian group of troops in the Bakhmut direction. These sectors were handed over to regular troops by Wagner detachments due to a decrease in the number of assault detachments and the concentration of the "orchestra" on urban battles in Bakhmut itself.

▪️According to reports from the field, the enemy managed to push through the defense of the Russian Armed Forces in the vicinity of Kleshcheevka and Bogdanovka. The loss of positions near Bogdanovka is indirectly confirmed by the evening report of the Russian Defense Ministry, which speaks of hostilities "in the direction" of Malo-Ilyinovka. For convenience, we have shown the distance from the settlement of Malo-Ilyinovka to the front line, according to the Wagner PMC.

▪️During the fighting in Kleshcheevka, several strongholds were lost, the "fire brigades" from the "orchestra" managed to stop the advance of the enemy.

▪️The zone of control of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in the western quarters of Bakhmut has shrunk by another 220 meters: fighting is taking place in one of the three main fortified areas of the enemy, in the "Nest". All three fortified areas are mapped.

🔻In general, local collapses of the front and a powerful media campaign organized by Prigozhin against the Russian Ministry of Defense will most likely have to be reacted to. Perhaps in the coming days we will see the activation of the actions of the RF Armed Forces in the Bakhmut direction.

Old news for the thread, but Rybar is reporting on the Ukrainian counterattacks that have pushed back the Russian Army units holding the flanks near Bakhmut.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:12

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Regarde Aduck posted:

i was mad and i'm not afraid to admit it

libs make me mad because they flip from this all being a game to screaming about genocide the next minute, they're fake as gently caress and i hate them. I'm really mad!

Sorry your mad about hating democratic free people stand up for themselves against tyranny. :shrug:

# ? May 12, 2023 02:18

Deadly Ham Sandwich: Aug 19, 2009; Smellrose

I thought Bakhmut wasn't important anymore after Ukraine lost it?

# ? May 12, 2023 02:19

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I thought Bakhmut wasn't important anymore after Ukraine lost it?

Like cats fighting over a paper bag, it's not the importance per se, it's that the other one has it.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:20

Slavvy: Dec 11, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

i was mad and i'm not afraid to admit it

libs make me mad because they flip from this all being a game to screaming about genocide the next minute, they're fake as gently caress and i hate them. I'm really mad!

It's hard not to get mad because it really is all just a game to them, they cannot conceptualise it as actual people being maimed and killed because they think entirely in terms of symbols and teams and other abstract nonsense, as if reality runs on debatelord bullshit. Just gotta try to be zen.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:22

speng31b: May 8, 2010

imo try not to get mad at people just posting stuff even if they are posting bad stuff it isnt that big of a deal usually

# ? May 12, 2023 02:24

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

I thought Bakhmut wasn't important anymore after Ukraine lost it?

Symbolic victories are all that matter.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:25

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

how much longer will bakhmut take? 2-3 weeks?

# ? May 12, 2023 02:29

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

goddamn 10000 ticket server rear end battle

# ? May 12, 2023 02:30

E Depois do Adeus: Jun 3, 2012; Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Whatever happens, you are mad, at a post, and I am not.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:34

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018; Can't post for 3 hours!

speng31b posted:

hit 100. hell yes brother.

dudes rock

# ? May 12, 2023 02:37

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

how much longer will bakhmut take? 2-3 weeks?

2-3 aeons.

# ? May 12, 2023 02:39

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

I see GBS came in here with their superior 3D, cube-based posts versus CSPAM's outdated 2D strategy

# ? May 12, 2023 02:39

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

speng31b posted:

imo try not to get mad at people just posting stuff even if they are posting bad stuff it isnt that big of a deal usually

it's not even that, they're just dumb and boring

# ? May 12, 2023 02:42

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Freezer posted:

there�s the Storm Shadow announcement. some people are absolutely giddy bout them.

oh sick, i loved him him gi joe

# ? May 12, 2023 02:47

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

every post is a beautiful gift

# ? May 12, 2023 02:52

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

https://twitter.com/elizifferblatt/status/1656727171505725441

its happening

# ? May 12, 2023 02:53

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

let it happen!

# ? May 12, 2023 02:54

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

its like washington crossing the delaware!! :allears:

except this time, they are under the watchful eye of russian artillery spotting drones

# ? May 12, 2023 02:59

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

surely, this time the russian army will be competent

# ? May 12, 2023 03:05

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Delta-Wye posted:

its like washington crossing the delaware!!

except this time, they are under the watchful eye of russian artillery spotting drones

Good thing they ran out of shells, rockets and shovels months ago.

# ? May 12, 2023 03:06

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

I don't know how any advance without good artillery or air support against someone who has both is supposed to do anything other than provide farmer Ivan some bags of blood & bone fertiliser for his vegetable garden.

Must be why I'm not in charge. I lack the grand vision to capture the strategic genius.

# ? May 12, 2023 03:09

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

DancingShade posted:

Good thing they ran out of shells, rockets and shovels months ago.

at this point wagner is down to *checks notes* an actual orchestra. good luck!

# ? May 12, 2023 03:09

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

R. Mute posted:

surely, this time the russian army will be competent

# ? May 12, 2023 03:10

Delta-Wye: Sep 29, 2005

12 inflatable zodiacs full of nato-trained commandos were turned away from the beach head and repelled thanks to the thunderous din of a battalion of tubas playing a john philip sousa march

# ? May 12, 2023 03:12

DancingShade: Jul 26, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Whether Russia is competent or not is irrelevant. We'll report them as Keystone cops military and just let people's imaginations fill in the gaps. No information counter to the narrative will be permitted.

I'm other words victory will be claimed regardless of outcome.

# ? May 12, 2023 03:15

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

R. Mute posted:

surely, this time the russian army will be competent

are they incompetent or are ukraine really just actual super soldiers?

# ? May 12, 2023 03:17

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

DancingShade posted:

Good thing they ran out of shells, rockets and shovels months ago.

a russian soldier wedged between a mountain of unfired artillery shells, rockets and shovels, incapable of moving an inch, as valiant ukrainians sprint past them wielding nothing but sharpened sticks: blyat

# ? May 12, 2023 03:19

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:11

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

CODChimera posted:

https://twitter.com/elizifferblatt/status/1656727171505725441

its happening

Jesus, an amphibious landing? They could get slaughtered

# ? May 12, 2023 03:19

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