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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


You can tell it's good because the plates have compattments for the sides

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Not being facetious btw

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:



Went to the barf with zooted Garf instead

:cheers:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Went to the local piss skullery and had garlic bread with cheese and a Greek Salad with a medium rare steak on that poo poo.

It was dope as gently caress. Home now, without SKULLING SOME PISS, and fuckin yawning.

The Jeffersons was on though, thats pretty sweet.

I'm tired Friday Bros.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
been awhile since ive been in a liquor store where its a giant plexiglas box and they give you whatever you want through a slot. charming!!!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

bagmonkey posted:



Went to the barf with zooted Garf instead

Hell yeah

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Forgot orange liqueur for the margs but they're still good

Got our Tex Mex a la carte orders and chips n queso but they forgot the entrees

We're out here trying to make it Friyay y'all but it's difícil

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
friday imgay

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Tequila and pollo rojo flautas. Fuckin a.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Free flowers for qanon

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Flowers for Qanon is one of my favorite SA usernames.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chinatown posted:

been awhile since ive been in a liquor store where its a giant plexiglas box and they give you whatever you want through a slot. charming!!!

Welcome to New York rear end in a top hat!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Went to my favorite brewery and then to some waterside restaurant for old people who camp nearby. Had a delish chiggen Philly and some brewskis and listened to a cover band. All around Good Friday.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Having a Lucky Lager or two.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I made goulash, dropped half a plate of it near the cat who made a dive for it. My goulash is garlic forward so I snagged the lil mfer up before he could inhale the 'lash and put him in the hyperbolic time chamber to train while I cleaned up.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i broke another phone and i will not have a phone for a long time because i cannot afford a new phone so im gonna take an extended break from online because it’s too much to try and handle without a little handheld computer thanks to everyone who always been nice to me, love you all

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
my honest friends and goons.... I have failed. I have drank 1.75 L margarita premix and haven't ordered any tacos yet...

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Edgar posted:

my honest friends and goons.... I have failed. I have drank 1.75 L margarita premix and haven't ordered any tacos yet...

But you are going to, right?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Welcome to New York rear end in a top hat!

Thanks. Found a chill dive to skull some piss at in Bushwick under the J line. Vibes excellent.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Edgar posted:

my honest friends and goons.... I have failed. I have drank 1.75 L margarita premix and haven't ordered any tacos yet...

Ouch

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Did you put any tequila in that?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Sid Vicious posted:

i broke another phone and i will not have a phone for a long time because i cannot afford a new phone so im gonna take an extended break from online because it’s too much to try and handle without a little handheld computer thanks to everyone who always been nice to me, love you all

:(

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Almost 11pm and I'm drunk and about to fire up the grill for the first time in months. It probably needs a good cleaning by now but eh.

Gonna eat this drat steak I've been marinating for hours and not be so lazy and eat leftover Dominos which sucks. I've been eating take out/fast food/restaurants for weeks. Every meal. Nothing cooked here.

And I'm gonna throw in the toaster oven a twice baked potato from the grocery store deli that I've had before and it just completely falls apart and melts. It's good at least!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:beerpal:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


:whatup:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
drat it feels good

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G1xKAvXjHw

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna go to bed and when I wake up it'll actually be Friday. Happy Friday to the future.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

This is it, the last Friday.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Went to get a fanny pack

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I haven’t gone to sleep yet, so I don’t care that the clock says it ended 55 minutes ago, to me it’s still Thursday :colbert:

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I had a date earlier this evening.

Within the first 5 minutes I asked about psychology.
The girl I was eating pizza with is not the girl who I had been telling me about her psychology degree.

oops.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
This one from this past sunday.

Seth Edit: why the hell would you not take ten seconds to at least remove her name and pic?

She doesn't know what she's missin'

Seth Edit: yeah she missed a drat bullet is what she's missing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:17 on May 12, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

friday thread off to a bad start this weekend

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

MrQwerty posted:

friday thread off to a bad start this weekend

yeah I might just need to stick to computers and a pornhub premium subscription.

this whole dating thing is rough.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

gently caress is it really Friday again already I don't know if I can keep doing this

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Methanar posted:

This one from this past sunday.

Seth Edit: removed menthars image

She doesn't know what she's missin'

Sounds like she’s missin someone that doesn’t tip

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:17 on May 12, 2023

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
show her your rap sheet

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Methanar posted:

This one from this past sunday.
Seth Edit: removed menthars image

She doesn't know what she's missin'

Why the gently caress is methanar allowed to post here

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:18 on May 12, 2023

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Lol methanar didn't get laid

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