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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

axolotl farmer posted:

Maybe it's :thejoke: but



Those are wild strawberries, which are 1/10 the size and have 20x the flavor of farmed strawberries.

Candy Raver Necklace origins

btw I love Earth Guys (jordgubbe) as a name for strawberries.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

Candy Raver Necklace origins

btw I love Earth Guys (jordgubbe) as a name for strawberries.

I would translate it as earth geezer.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I would translate it as earth geezer.

the wiki said "earth lump" but then explained that "lump" can be used for geezer, or little bro.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

the wiki said "earth lump" but then explained that "lump" can be used for geezer, or little bro.

You can call a small child geezer. It's OK.

Geezer is also the overgod, so don't overuse it lest he strike you down with a geezer'sbolt.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Earth Geezer is still great

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



freeedr posted:

I thought dungeons and dragons was this niche thing no one ever actually played and it was just movie shorthand for “turbo-nerd” and a boogeyman for the satanic panic people back in the day to be scared of. I thought this because I can’t picture things in my head or keep a complex story straight, so I couldn’t imagine how people could have fun just sitting around a table and going along with a story and pretending. I didn’t have the perspective to realize other people are way more capable at some things.

In short, my brain in meme form:



For real, all my friends in early adulthood were super roleplaying types and would have all-night table gaming sessions where they'd just spend hours and hours raucously spinning yarns at each other and coming up with plots and schemes and characters off the tops of their heads. I hovered around the margins for years trying to work up the nerve to ask to join them, and finally I did, and was put on the spot to think of a character and I blurted out the one half-baked idea I had from a pun I had come up with and been workshopping in my head for weeks, and they immediately started asking me dozens of questions about what the character is like or what he does or who his friends are and all those little details and I was like ........ ok gently caress this I'm out

If someone gave me that meme of which pills to take I would take one that gave me the ability to improvise or freestyle or invent, even if it came at the expense of nearly anything else


e: one of the guys would lucid-dream every night and wake up having basically watched a new episode of the ongoing lifelong sitcom that had been playing out in his dreams for years, and he could remember all of it and wrote it all into a comic his GF drew for him. It was funny and intricate and engaging and it was all just effortless poo poo for him, like spilling out over the brim because his mind couldn't keep it all in during the day so it all just barfed out at night when his defenses were low

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 14:12 on May 12, 2023

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You can call a small child geezer. It's OK.

Geezer is also the overgod, so don't overuse it.

Imagining Hank Hill replying to “Dusty old bones full of green dust” with “you little geezer”

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye





Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I didn't realize Taylor Swift was Canadian. :v:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:





What my wife sees

What I see

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
Is the joke that the railing looks bad or is the joke that you have a tall wife?

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
I think the wife sees the nice view and the manly man sees the lovely weld idk

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lol

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I guess if you switched things around the meme would still work (man enjoys the overall view, woman criticizes a tiny detail).

I'll take that idea to the boomer Facebook meme pages & farm many likes.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

el dingo posted:

I think the wife sees the nice view and the manly man sees the lovely weld idk

I just figured it was a welder meme

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lady welders always nitpicking poo poo.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Brawnfire posted:

I just figured it was a welder meme

I love that ‘welder meme’s are just a known thing.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Grassy Knowles posted:

I love that ‘welder meme’s are just a known thing.

Well, derr.

I'll see myself out.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Welder? I barely even torched 'er!

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Grassy Knowles posted:

I love that ‘welder meme’s are just a known thing.

I do too, my welder husband likes when I find them here and send them

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imma get myself a welder husband and just weld poo poo wrong all day just to aggravate them

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Karate Bastard posted:

Imma get myself a welder husband and just weld poo poo wrong all day just to aggravate them

This would be pretty funny ngl

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I think that's called peacocking

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Someone should weld an actual roll of dimes into a join and be like “am I doing this right”

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
No ring. Way to gently caress it up, Nintendo.

https://twitter.com/marioprime/status/1657006464769179652?s=61&t=rNtrpvscbteUHnEnX_SJeg

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005







I didn’t notice at first it even has a hanging dong. A small one, but still

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

freeedr posted:

I didn’t notice at first it even has a hanging dong. A small one, but still

Turn on your… tiny monitor?

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Antigravitas posted:



What my wife sees

What I see

oh hey, nice pegging meme

Now I wonder what they call it when you're pegging while dogging. Pugging?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Woah, what about the many trans girls who join the military to afford basic healthcare?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

BonHair posted:

Woah, what about the many trans girls who join the military to afford basic healthcare?

They are also 100x braver than the entire US military, themselves included

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Ahh but 100 times zero is still zero


Ahahahhahhahahah

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

lmao i reposted this elsewhere and someone didn't know what goatse was and googled it

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




:patriot: you're doing the lord's work

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

axolotl farmer posted:

Maybe it's :thejoke: but



Those are wild strawberries, which are 1/10 the size and have 20x the flavor of farmed strawberries.

These are just anal beads

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

TopHatGenius posted:

These are just anal beads

And you stick the straw up Barry, etymologically

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Grassy Knowles posted:

And you stick the straw up Barry, etymologically

I don't like the way this is sounding

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

I don't like the way this is sounding

Sorry, Barry

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
soz baz

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