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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

real man Gary Goldstein

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


if you unsubscribe it protects you from being rounded up

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



So tired of the millionaire Marxist WEF globalist Trump-loving CEOs running everything.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

How the new Twitter CEO thing will work out





(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


you'd think someone willing to call themselves cat turd 2 would be a lot easier to please

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

SpiritOfLenin posted:

it is loving hilarious that all the insane idiots elon has been courting instantly go "THIS WOMAN IS EVIL AND I WILL NOT SUPPORT TWITTER IF SHE COMES IN" due to stupid bullshit. i bet elon is confused. don't think he understands the kind of audience he has been courting
not muh heckin' yaccarinoos

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!
did anyone say yuckarino yet

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
He's gonna respond to this and is going to put an even shittier person at the helm.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


SpiritOfLenin posted:

it is loving hilarious that all the insane idiots elon has been courting instantly go "THIS WOMAN IS EVIL AND I WILL NOT SUPPORT TWITTER IF SHE COMES IN" due to stupid bullshit. i bet elon is confused. don't think he understands the kind of audience he has been courting

i think he sees the writing on the wall and has finally figured out that 5 billion a year in ad revenue > whatever it is he's getting from twitter blue

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i thought all major changes to t*tter would be approved via polls

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i thought all major changes to t*tter would be approved via polls

turns out "vox populi vox dei" is not favorable when the website by and large loving hates you and you don't have enough blue checks sycophants to counter this

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

tenderjerk posted:

turns out "vox populi vox dei" is not favorable when the website by and large loving hates you and you don't have enough blue checks sycophants to counter this
he did come up with a solution to this (can only vote in polls on twitter if you have blue) but he never implemented it

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Maya Fey posted:

i think he sees the writing on the wall and has finally figured out that 5 billion a year in ad revenue > whatever it is he's getting from twitter blue

its too late now, lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

yeah what can this new ceo do now? damage is done. stuff is in place that makes twitter toxic for everyone. she cant change that

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Last Chance posted:

yeah what can this new ceo do now? damage is done. stuff is in place that makes twitter toxic for everyone. she cant change that

Make it purchasable to another corporation, I guess.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Time to get off Twitter for good.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1657070606687297536

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Wrong thread

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Make it purchasable to another corporation, I guess.

that value he spent will never ever be recouped, elon will sell this for a catastrophic loss for his investors, even in the best case selling scenario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=powBr8Hobbk

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005


very cool mr musk thank you

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1657064185765978112

Decon
Nov 22, 2015



God drat right wing populism is amazing nowadays.

Like they finally got around to "yeah actually the ultra wealthy kinda suck"... but instead of the resource hoarding, worker abuse, etc, it's that they secretly want to abolish individual wealth as a concept.

To be fair, this is lending them entirely too much credence. Dipshits don't have a thought beyond "marxism = bad" before hitting "post".

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


what if all of elon's assets were put in a blender and then he wanted to go in too

haha just saying.. unless...

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Decon posted:

God drat right wing populism is amazing nowadays.

Like they finally got around to "yeah actually the ultra wealthy kinda suck"... but instead of the resource hoarding, worker abuse, etc, it's that they secretly want to abolish individual wealth as a concept.

To be fair, this is lending them entirely too much credence. Dipshits don't have a thought beyond "marxism = bad" before hitting "post".

A lot of the far-right believes in Dark Enlightenment poo poo where they get to be lords and make the lib peasants eat bugs instead of the other way around because it's scary Deep State if they don't get to be on top.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Decon posted:

God drat right wing populism is amazing nowadays.

Like they finally got around to "yeah actually the ultra wealthy kinda suck"... but instead of the resource hoarding, worker abuse, etc, it's that they secretly want to abolish individual wealth as a concept.

To be fair, this is lending them entirely too much credence. Dipshits don't have a thought beyond "marxism = bad" before hitting "post".

they want to abolish individual wealth as a concept for you but not for them so they have all the money would be the answer they'd come to

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Spergin Morlock posted:

if you unsubscribe it protects you from being rounded up

One weird trick Hitler HATES.

craptown
Oct 7, 2001

Davethulhu posted:

Was also a layer for Nick Sandmann. Remember this guy?



There's definitely an op involving this guy

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Catturd2 is right

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

I don't know if this is better or worse

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Dog Case posted:

I don't know if this is better or worse



Objectively better because CatTurd is an old dude that will never be happy even if he won the lottery. A comedy.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/goldman/status/1656818932186218496

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
LOL that so much of the anger at the new CEO is because she's a woman, even though she has sterling MAGA credentials

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Jaxyon posted:

LOL that so much of the anger at the new CEO is because she's a woman, even though she has sterling MAGA credentials

It is also because she is a chair of the WEF. But at least Trump’s base would be able to uphold the delusion if it happened with him.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

apatheticman posted:

Im sure she'll be motivated to get those advertising dollars for twitter in between the constant death threats.

Just have an underling screen your death threats for you!

Turtle Sandbox has issued a correction as of 20:14 on May 12, 2023

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

DesertIslandHermit posted:

He's gonna respond to this and is going to put an even shittier person at the helm.

Do isn’t he say if both sides are yelling at him then he’s doing the right thing, as if it’s the centrist choice lmfao.

What I’m saying is Musk is a huge idiot

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

i cant believe just how much the owner of twitter and worlds wealthiest man cut every corner in the algorithm to up catturds engagement, is a loyal reply guy, etc and that still is not enough to stay out of catturds doghouse

It's hilarious, the problem for these people begins and ends with "is a woman" and that must mean she's woke because she's girl bossing instead of barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

Legit on their team but it's not good enough.

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Be careful. Don't search for "chud porn" right now. Sick poo poo

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

SorePotato posted:

Please get on Twitter and toast her chud rear end

do not get on twitter

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

does matt not understand that being perpetually aggrieved is what constitutes fun for these people

and all this time i assumed he was the smart chapo smdh

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Buying Twitter Blue so I can tweet about how much my Marxist comrades can't wait to be microchipped by the new Twitter CEO

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PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Im glad I was wrong about the new ceo being fake, turns out this is much funnier lol

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