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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Elias_Maluco posted:

these people are so afraid of trans people they are seing them everywhere

This isn't new. Long before the current trans panic there were crazies online who thought every celeb was the opposite gender.
For the usual George Soros reverse vampire lizard people reasons.

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err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

the guy he is replying to is right tho, if they believe in the WEF stuff, the dude wanting to put the internet in your head is in the same category

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


numerology but for shapes

the [tr]iangles are [tr]ans!!

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
at least all the "politician/celebrity has been killed and replaced by a robotoid/clone" guys have a granddaddy of conspiracy (wackadoo lawyer Peter Beter) to thank, the transpiracy dudes are just reviving sub-tabloid urban legend stuff and making a grand narrative out of it

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

If everyone's mad at him it must be right! :elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon::elon:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
He lost catturd oh no :ohdear:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1657056676963287046?t=rQWFbxKvgEzRRkehwGVWNw&s=19

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug


pink noise
Jun 24, 2022

withak posted:

So how much cash up front must it take to get someone to agree to leave their normal, stable, corporate sociopath job and go off to be CEO of Twitter for Elong loving Musk?

"gently caress off on my new yacht until people forget about the bus that ran me over" money

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

more like FTW Baphomet

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008

Dr. Killjoy posted:

real man Gary Goldstein



sentient beige

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Elon Musk is pissing off the chuds, racists and toxic members.... sounds like he is epic ftw.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Elon Musk is pissing off the chuds, racists and toxic members.... sounds like he is epic ftw.

thats right

Virtual Russian
Sep 15, 2008


The whole clavical thing is obviously bullshit. But I love that they see everyone that is male has the female clavical, and everyone that is male has the female one, and then conclude that obviously everyone has transitioned. Not that they just got it backwards, no, everyone is trans!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Virtual Russian posted:

The whole clavical thing is obviously bullshit. But I love that they see everyone that is male has the female clavical, and everyone that is male has the female one, and then conclude that obviously everyone has transitioned. Not that they just got it backwards, no, everyone is trans!

You just destroyed the people who think everyone is trans with basic logic. God drat.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
this is all very funny but this is the elon musk thread not the cum warriors thread

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

I think these ones are churned out by a specific middle aged lady, which given half of those celebs are also in their middle age is pretty telling

I've seen one psychotic gangstalking case where it was evident in her memoir that she was experiencing menopause but she was interpreting the symptoms as THEM trying to change her gender (read: steal her femininity)

somehow the guys doing this are less interesting and thus weirder

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

cyber-throttling all of you right now

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Maybe the real trans folks were the transvestigators we made along the way?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
thinking about how catturd had a wikipedia article and it never uses his real name and just calls him catturd when discussing his divorces

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

SorePotato posted:

Be careful. Don't search for "chud porn" right now. Sick poo poo

why would you ever search for this? jfc, do something better with your life like make amazing posts like this

Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!

the elon centipede

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


tenderjerk posted:

does matt not understand that being perpetually aggrieved is what constitutes fun for these people

and all this time i assumed he was the smart chapo smdh

They don't like it when you point this out though

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Elias_Maluco posted:

Yeah, sorry for the derail, but "Gisele Bundchen is an illuminati" followed by "Gisele Bundchen is trans" are hot takes I wanst really prepared to read today

tom brady likes kissing men tho

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

Fe-lon Masc

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
elon musk is two steps ahead of this thread

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


paris hilton lol. she flashed her vag at the paparazzi while getting out of a car back when she had her tv show lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

tom brady likes kissing men tho

he likes kissing BOYS

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Spergin Morlock posted:

paris hilton lol. she flashed her vag at the paparazzi while getting out of a car back when she had her tv show lol

Off topic.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

he likes kissing BOYS

Off topic.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Spergin Morlock posted:

paris hilton lol. she flashed her vag at the paparazzi while getting out of a car back when she had her tv show lol

eww gross

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I find these so funny but they also give me psychic damage

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Elon Musk is pissing off the chuds, racists and toxic members.... sounds like he is epic ftw.

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

RandomBlue posted:

cyber-throttling all of you right now

Hot

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

it’s pretty funny Tesla doesn’t have a press relations office. it’s the easiest way to get favorable coverage.

anyway I think Musk should turn twitter over to this YouTube guy I found. He pours poo poo all over his floor and unleashes about $5k of robot sweepers on it. seems like the right kind of crazy.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
LAbeast will be the new CEO

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

LAbeast will be the new CEO

He's gonna eat an entire server rack to show his dedication to the job.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


titty_baby_ posted:

I find these so funny but they also give me psychic damage

every man is a woman and every woman is a man

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




I was wondering when "he's literally inventing brain microchips" was gonna matter for him

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


no slutshaming

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

LAbeast will be the new CEO

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