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Just like in my animes 
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sebmojo posted:Just like in my animes gross
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May 13, 2023 05:19
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:20 years ago my girlfriend got mad at me for growing it. I'm still not sure how those guys in the 1800s grew sideburns Well, they didn’t listen too much to women’s opinions back then.
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May 13, 2023 05:25
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olives black posted:so is twitter keeping porn or pulling a tumblr Looking into it
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:20 years ago my girlfriend got mad at me for growing it. I'm still not sure how those guys in the 1800s grew sideburns all the soy and estrogens in our food is ruining beards they used to be better
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May 13, 2023 05:29
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Dick Fontaine posted:Well, they didn’t listen too much to women’s opinions back then. do you know how to grow sideburns? It takes me like 6 weeks to grow them out
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May 13, 2023 05:29
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Robo Reagan posted:all the soy and estrogens in our food is ruining beards they used to be better I have never eaten soy in my life?
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May 13, 2023 05:30
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:do you know how to grow sideburns? It takes me like 6 weeks to grow them out Step 1) get it so you don't have to show anyone your face for 6 weeks
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May 13, 2023 05:31
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...! posted:It's not real, OP If only there were some easily visible way to tell that someone was actually an official account or not!
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May 13, 2023 05:31
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Time_pants posted:Step 1) get it so you don't have to show anyone your face for 6 weeks what mask shoud I use?
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May 13, 2023 05:32
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:what mask shoud I use? Do you know any plague doctors?
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May 13, 2023 05:33
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:20 years ago my girlfriend got mad at me for growing it. I'm still not sure how those guys in the 1800s grew sideburns Why do you think the beaver trade was such big business?
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May 13, 2023 05:36
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Time_pants posted:Do you know any plague doctors? just a plague one, but, she won't share
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May 13, 2023 05:37
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Why do you think the beaver trade was such big business? smelled my fingers once or twice?
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May 13, 2023 05:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:smelled my fingers once or twice? You're not supposed to fingerblast the beaver when you taxidermy it hth
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May 13, 2023 05:44
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:You're not supposed to fingerblast the beaver when you taxidermy it hth finger blast blast
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May 13, 2023 05:52
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Simone Giertz - the queen of lovely robots - made a "functional" one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O4bXocMj0A
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May 13, 2023 06:44
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elon was at the lakers game tonight working hard. thank you!
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May 13, 2023 06:52
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its weird normally hes not a fan of black people getting paid
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May 13, 2023 07:00
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The Chinese Tesla recall is being done so that the cars can be updated to moan when the nozzle is inserted.
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May 13, 2023 07:10
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so anyone else thinking how longs it gonna take for elon and his zany population ideas to get another woman who works for him pregnant??? i'm thinkin 3 to 6 month
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May 13, 2023 08:07
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Strong Sauce posted:elon was at the lakers game tonight Elon strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't go to those events to have fun, but because he thinks it's what cool people do and will make people think he's cool.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Elon strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't go to those events to have fun, but because he thinks it's what cool people do and will make people think he's cool. LeBron
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May 13, 2023 09:14
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Okay I had to skim todays post but lol that Elon musk got his new ceo fired, forced to step down because she was presenting for nbc at the upfronts. So literally every one is mad at Elon for this. Even his new ceo. Lol.
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May 13, 2023 09:19
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elon the kinda guy that calls it handegg
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Another Tesla goes haywire, this time a taxi in Norway. https://twitter.com/ingdal/status/1657320769502736384  The police are not ruling out technical problems.
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May 13, 2023 10:50
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Viscous Soda posted:Even when I was in high school I could grow a better beard than that. Bullshit
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May 13, 2023 12:42
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...! posted:It's not real, OP @ them anyway its the only way they'll learn. If they don't want to be mistaken for racists they should get out now.
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May 13, 2023 12:56
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Data Graham posted:"Yaccaron": particle with unit corporate relevance Are we replacing one Scaramucci with one Yacc? Because I'm ok with this
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May 13, 2023 13:15
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Are we replacing one Scaramucci with one Yacc? Because I'm ok with this Have they been fired yet?
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May 13, 2023 13:21
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A wise man walked down a street once. He saw a young man sitting in front of a store, holding his head in his hands and crying. The wise man stopped and said, "what is the matter, friend? Why do you cry so?" The man sniffled and said "I just got fired from my dream job." "How long have you worked there?" The wise man inquired. "I didn't yet; I had just been hired but hadn't started yet." "Ah," said the wise man, a smile on his face, "but can one be fired if they were hired but never worked there?" The young man was in awe of his wisdom.
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May 13, 2023 13:26
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Any normal person would've instead asked why he got fired before starting his first day. And boy, would the explanation justify it. 
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May 13, 2023 13:28
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https://twitter.com/rashaalaqeedi/status/1657364507914563587?s=46&t=gBwwYH66NlEwfgt7cOZWEg Mr Free Speech is now censoring Turkish users at the request of Erdogan.
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May 13, 2023 13:47
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Seth Pecksniff posted:A wise man walked down a street once. He saw a young man sitting in front of a store, holding his head in his hands and crying. yea i get that, but until elon walks back the offer shes still got the gig. a real schrodinger's job
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May 13, 2023 13:50
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My Spirit Otter posted:Have they been fired yet? Yakkitysax has "resigned" from NBC. quote:today, NBCUniversal, where she had been the chairman of its advertising and partnerships group, announced that she is leaving the company, effective immediately.
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May 13, 2023 14:16
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gschmidl posted:Yakkitysax has "resigned" from NBC. looooooooool got fired from one job and actively getting fired from the next care of rando nazis
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May 13, 2023 14:20
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gschmidl posted:Yakkitysax has "resigned" from NBC. LOL I can't wait for Musk to can her because Catturd is angry. How can these big-time execs be so loving stupid?
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Parkingtigers posted:https://twitter.com/rashaalaqeedi/status/1657364507914563587?s=46&t=gBwwYH66NlEwfgt7cOZWEg That doesn’t sound like American speech so is it even real
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May 13, 2023 14:22
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Strong Sauce posted:Okay I had to skim todays post but lol that Elon musk got his new ceo fired, forced to step down because she was presenting for nbc at the upfronts. So literally every one is mad at Elon for this. Even his new ceo. Lol. Elon Musk demands Twitter employees pledge they won’t leak information to the press—and is threatening to sue them if they do
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