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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The MSJ posted:

Between this and various countries issuing travel warnings about mass shooters in the US, I am fascinated in learning about how the world sees America.

Just play any GTA which is basically a bunch of Brits going "Yanks are right barmy innit guv?"

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


In Italy this is actually perfectly normal.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Desert Bus posted:

Having the hiccups for a few hours is BRUTAL and there is no way to stop it. A loving YEAR??? ouch

You feel like someone is punching you from the inside? I can't quite describe it. It's terrible. So terrible.

When I was little I read an article and they said someone had hiccups for literal years and nothing worked to get rid of them. Doctors had no clue what to do.

It hosed me up to this very day

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Putting a finger or other item up the butt is supposedly the most effective treatment for stubborn hiccups. The medical effect would come from stimulating the "other end" of the vagus nerve and hopefully relaxing the full length of it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That wasn't a real doctor

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005


Longus Boi mortvus praesumitur?? :(

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



That Polish thing as a Stranger Things LARP makes a lot more sense than whatever the gently caress else it might have been.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

The Grand Old Duck Of York

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
“Invisible creatures are having sex on your face — while you sleep”
Eh, it’s not what it seems, but a good eye-catching line.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/15/invisible-creatures-are-having-sex-on-your-face-while-you-sleep/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Invisible creatures have the worst taste in venue, just the worst.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Tacoma woman continues to refuse tuberculosis treatment despite civil warrant, court order

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

“Invisible creatures are having sex on your face — while you sleep”
Eh, it’s not what it seems, but a good eye-catching line.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/15/invisible-creatures-are-having-sex-on-your-face-while-you-sleep/

I've been really into Journey to the Microcosmos lately, glad to know I've got this to look forward to

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I mean this is decently common

It’s what happened to Typhoid Mary!

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean this is decently common

It’s what happened to Typhoid Mary!

I was gonna make a joke but then I looked it up and

quote:

Mallon died after a total of nearly 30 years in isolation.

:smith:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

GrossMurpel posted:

I was gonna make a joke but then I looked it up and

:smith:

hosed up poo poo but she knowingly killed a lot of people.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
She went to her grave believing she wasn’t a carrier.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I don’t care.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I never asked if you did, kind of overestimating your importance here

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Ok

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax
nobody cares charles

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1658331994806419458?t=_sKcCN1ZdY68m6Ylfk_0nQ&s=19

StillFullyTerrible has a new favorite as of 14:42 on May 17, 2023

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




ACAB - All Cops Anger Bees

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lmao at the other officer not opening the car door

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Ah not mad I see

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao at the other officer not opening the car door

This is the funniest part. The thin blue line is incredibly thin I guess lol.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why would cops be handling a bee situation anyway? You can’t shoot a bee.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Maybe it was a sting.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lobok posted:

Maybe it was a sting.

Lol

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Really want to see that same headline done in passive voice because it's from a bee friendly newspaper.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lobok posted:

Maybe it was a sting.

Lol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Detective in charge of sex-offender register sexually assaulted colleague at police station

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

This, again, from "the largest news medium in Finland":



'"F*cking Small, What Is This" - Erik Amazed by Sight on Beach"'

Front-page material, folks.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

3D Megadoodoo posted:

This, again, from "the largest news medium in Finland":



'"F*cking Small, What Is This" - Erik Amazed by Sight on Beach"'

Front-page material, folks.

Honestly considering the british press is a groupchat of 30 transphobes who went to school together plus one good natured but very confused man from Birmingham, you might be getting the better end of the deal there.

A sample from the aforementioned birmingham man, for thread content:


Do you suffer from shop blindness? I’ve struggled to locate coconut milk for years


I’ve found my dream job. And it’s all thanks to that nasty fall into the wild garlic

I recently saw something in a petrol station toilet southbound on the M1 that I can never unsee

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What a surprisingly benign type of insanity.
I could definitely enjoy some tea and cucumber sandwiches with that man.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



By popular demand posted:

What a surprisingly benign type of insanity.
I could definitely enjoy some tea and cucumber sandwiches with that man.
The true Briton.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Honestly considering the british press is a groupchat of 30 transphobes who went to school together plus one good natured but very confused man from Birmingham, you might be getting the better end of the deal there.

The editor is a Nazi and 100% a TERFtrans-hater (I'd find one of her editorials demonizing trans people but I really really don't want to see even the headlines.). Now that Sanna Marin is already resigning and divorcing there's no point filling the rag with OUTRAGE: SANNA MARIN HAS A BOOGER IN HER NOSE IS SHE A CRIMINAL?!? type of stuff every day so some f*cking small thing on the beach is big news.

e: Oh sorry she's actually not a TERF since she isn't a feminist at all.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

By popular demand posted:

What a surprisingly benign type of insanity.
I could definitely enjoy some tea and cucumber sandwiches with that man.

He's Brummie he's probably more of a bacon cake guy.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
:nms:[url] https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/may/19/hundreds-of-dumped-condoms-could-hold-key-to-crude-melbourne-mail-mystery[/url]:nms:

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/willrinehart/status/1659577200478224384?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

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