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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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Ok I met Buddha on the road what do I do
You didn't try to kill him, did you? Go to timeout. I don't want you to talk to anybody, see anybody... I don't want you to even THINK of anybody. Just sit still and be quiet.
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Because you wanted to kill the Buddha! That's why!
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Oh you think you're so bad, don't you? Well your brother Lucifer also thought he was hot stuff until I sent him to that school. You want to go to that school? I didn't think so, mister.
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May 7, 2023 20:09
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May 24, 2024 00:52
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Already beat the devil, let's see what you got, Buddha.
All these years and I never realized this game had DLC
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May 7, 2023 22:54
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Ganesh and Buddah trying to out-chill each other, locked in a drawn out nonflict of unparalleled amicability
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May 7, 2023 23:01
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Disco Rabbi. That's all I got.
shabbat night fever
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May 8, 2023 02:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Terminate with Extreme Prejudice sounds a lot cooler than Frenemy of the State.
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May 8, 2023 07:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Harpsicord Hip Hop.
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May 9, 2023 13:05
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- deep dish peat moss
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Disco Policium
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May 9, 2023 13:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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cum widower.
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May 9, 2023 13:38
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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A stupid guy writing
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May 9, 2023 14:26
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Your girlfriend is a militant communist so you pretend to be a militant communist too but then she converts to fascism and your too lazy to learn a new ideology and it leads to the most half hearted gun fight ever.
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May 9, 2023 18:31
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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nyt editorials already does this bit
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May 9, 2023 19:08
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- The Voice of Labor
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a 45 year old punk rocker who still only sings songs about highschool
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May 11, 2023 01:07
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- The Voice of Labor
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nyt editorials already does this bit
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May 11, 2023 01:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A funny little German guy with a nice round head.
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May 11, 2023 09:09
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- Trying
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Jesus Christ Superstation
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May 11, 2023 09:32
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Jesus Christ Superstation
Ok Kim Stanley Robinson
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May 11, 2023 11:12
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The undercover lover.
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May 11, 2023 11:19
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Someone exploring the weird hyper reality that music videos exist in.
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May 11, 2023 11:27
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Thinking about that black metal video that showed us a glimpse of what that might look like to an outsider.
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May 11, 2023 18:14
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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Jesus Christ Superstation
Dying on a box for our guilty pleasure
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May 11, 2023 20:30
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- The Voice of Labor
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becoming a zombie as the result of a zombie blowjob
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May 12, 2023 00:52
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becoming a zombie as the result of a zombie blowjob
"You been bit?"
"Yeah, a little... but head's head right?"
"what?"
"what?"
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May 12, 2023 00:57
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becoming a zombie as the result of a zombie blowjob
(struggling to undo my jeans) Ha ha no wonder they call this "World War Z" am I right?
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May 12, 2023 14:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Exploiting loopholes in censorship guidelines.
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May 12, 2023 17:49
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An alternate Sailor Moon where Mizuno Ami really is evil.
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May 13, 2023 14:18
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- The Voice of Labor
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magic girl squads of varying average age.
the middle aged spinster group always complaining that tiktok and videogames and what's causing monsters of the week.
the group in their mid 20's increasingly disturbed by the realization that their fan adoration, in the form of requests for used undergarments, nosebleeds and heart eyes, has been steadily diminishing since they turned 16
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May 13, 2023 17:43
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...and turn their disintegration spells toward their former fanbase.
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May 13, 2023 20:40
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Yosposting from the toilet.
Poopsec.
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May 13, 2023 20:41
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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magic girl squads of varying average age.
the middle aged spinster group always complaining that tiktok and videogames and what's causing monsters of the week.
the group in their mid 20's increasingly disturbed by the realization that their fan adoration, in the form of requests for used undergarments, nosebleeds and heart eyes, has been steadily diminishing since they turned 16
You may enjoy Zombieland saga
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May 14, 2023 09:51
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- deep dish peat moss
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Instead of shoes, just a box of mud you wear on your feet
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May 14, 2023 11:49
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Cluggs
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May 15, 2023 02:12
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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shooze
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May 15, 2023 04:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A satirical artwork depicting former President ************ with his pants down taking a dump on the flag.
Everyone aplauds the audicious and irreverent display. Then suddenly the building starts collapsing, in a moment of desperation the protagonist jumps inside the work's comically oversized buttocks to escape the falling masonry, only to discover a Narnia-like alternative world.
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May 15, 2023 10:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Meeting the Platonic rear end in a top hat that is the template of all assholes. And then declaring "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
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May 15, 2023 11:12
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Each of those two arcs are an hour each of a two hour movie. The main character in the second half is an extra or minor role in the first.
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May 15, 2023 12:19
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- calhoun
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I am the scary clown with the tearaway face
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Meeting the Platonic rear end in a top hat that is the template of all assholes. And then declaring "Christ, what an rear end in a top hat."
he's like the Norm rear end in a top hat. an rear end in a top hat's rear end in a top hat. very misunderstood
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May 16, 2023 20:01
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all this talk about dogwhistles.
the only dogwhistle I know is the one I keep hanging around my neck. in case of a rock 'n' roll emergency I can blow it and guitar wolf will come to my aide. it was given to me by guitar wolf because I am a friend and ally of rock 'n' roll
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May 16, 2023 23:42
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Yo, this is guitar wolf here, reminding you that even if you're on a highway to the danger zone, everyone needs a pathway to a safe space. Peace out! AWOOOO!
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May 17, 2023 00:00
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A whole thread earnestly comparing apples with oranges.
Both are round-ish.
One is typically orange and one red or green.
Both are fruits and both have vitamins.
One grows in warm climates and the other prefers cool.
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May 17, 2023 10:46
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 00:52
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A drink that's like alchohol except instead of getting you drunk it makes you lucky. But the hangover is that you get unlucky.
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May 17, 2023 10:49
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