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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Autisanal Cheese posted:

does graph have some kind of tool or macro that helps him probe all the people posting anime in YOSPOS? it must get very tiring

it's only one smoka reliably. any others are completely incidental and get probed so he can go "see? we enforce the anime rule universally"

take away their anime. make it sting

e: oh no I did a thread title

Kazinsal fucked around with this message at 11:37 on May 15, 2023

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

has anyone who got a 100k probe in the early days of the site come back and continued posting

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I think someone did and posted so badly they got put on it again

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Endorph posted:

has anyone who got a 100k probe in the early days of the site come back and continued posting

I don't remember who it was but there was someone who ate a 100k, waited it out, and got another probe/ban (can't remember the details of which) on their first post back. an absolute masterclass in delayed horrible posting

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

You're probably thinking of Khad who came back after his 100k probation, made a thread announcing his return, but used the HOT tag and was immediately autobanned.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

There was a dude who ate a 100k for like promoting their Twitter, waited it it out, then ate another (or a ban) for almost immediately promoting their tiktok or something. At least I think that was the reason in the LC entry

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Endorph posted:

has anyone who got a 100k probe in the early days of the site come back and continued posting

TRP legend(arily poo poo poster) outrespective comes off his 100k next month. Might run an ik contest to see who gets to renew it

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

the sex ghost posted:

TRP legend(arily poo poo poster) outrespective comes off his 100k next month. Might run an ik contest to see who gets to renew it

preemptively requesting that you share the first post here

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Goons gathered around a 100k probe account like they're waiting for a corpse flower to bloom knowing full well the smell will be unbearable

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Heath posted:

Goons gathered around a 100k probe account like they're waiting for a corpse flower to bloom knowing full well the smell will be unbearable

Uh I feel more like I'm waiting for an ultima online house to despawn, doin all the legwork like checking on private servers to make sure the location is still house-compatible and clipping inside to see what items might unlock.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Grassy Knowles posted:

Uh I feel more like I'm waiting for an ultima online house to despawn, doin all the legwork like checking on private servers to make sure the location is still house-compatible and clipping inside to see what items might unlock.

I don't remember this scene in the Dennis the Menace movie, my only point of popular culture reference

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Heath posted:

I don't remember this scene in the Dennis the Menace movie, my only point of popular culture reference

It's from the deleted scene where Dennis keeps Mr Wilson from logging on until the house despawns, but then Mr Wilson catches him in time that someone else swipes the lot. It's only on the laserdisc and a few tv airings.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Heath posted:

I don't remember this scene in the Dennis the Menace movie, my only point of popular culture reference

They called it an orchid despite the inflorescense not matching up with orchid morphology at all. loving embarrassing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think someone did and posted so badly they got put on it again

Wasn't it Glistening Hodor?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Glistening Hodor was only probed for six years, IIRC. I think they're permabanned now but I forget their current username or I'd check. No. 1 Anime Liker or something?

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

They called it an orchid despite the inflorescense not matching up with orchid morphology at all. loving embarrassing.

And they call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

And they call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
both of those posters had fatman from mgs 2 energy

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
jeffrey/the admin team reversed khad's 100k a year or so early without being familiar with khad. I thought it was a glitch or something so I dmed Jeffrey about it because it boggled my mind that someone wanted him back

blister (a very nice person/let's play poster) did like two videos with khad and came out of the experience by posting a video that has aged poorly: https://bd.baldurk.org/1783

I don't remember much khad lore, possibly out of self preservation. I know that every video I saw with him in it was unbearable and when he pivoted to focusing on having a cool dog he had to get rid of it and kept using its name in his offsite's name? the first time he came up in search it was someone stating he was a child molester without elaborating further

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Glistening Hodor was only probed for six years, IIRC. I think they're permabanned now but I forget their current username or I'd check. No. 1 Anime Liker or something?

I still get grossed out when I think about that guy. talk about a squeaky stair.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Paladinus posted:

Wasn't it Glistening Hodor?

No, not him. Far too prolific a poster to have ever got a 100k and then immediately get another.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Famethrowa posted:

I still get grossed out when I think about that guy. talk about a squeaky stair.

Remind me which one he was?

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Hodor was one of the authors of the Game of Thrones sex porno fanfiction goons wrote where a bunch of underaged characters were aged up and started fisting each other. Plus they were full aggro 100% of the time lol, so many kys posts over the littlest thing.

They were also like the main person who led the effort to get media attention on the big pedo reddit pages like jailbait etc back when that happened. Resulted in a bunch of those getting shut down so while I don't like Hodor they're still epic cause of that imo

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Remind me which one he was?

I'm not sure but I think he wrote some really skeevy GoT fan fiction, which might have got him banned.

I don't know anything more about that because I only interacted with him in the GBS Trump thread. Despite what most apolitical goons think that was a thread for making fun of Trump, not serious discussion. He was the single biggest depressing, nihilistic doomsayer I've ever seen on the forums. "Nothing matters" was his catchphrase. He also repeatedly boasted about being a gay 6'5 220lb fireman (stringbean, imo) and how he would wear a mask in public. The whole wearing a mask thing seemed to more about pissing off chuds than keeping himself safe.

I got fed up with him once and unloaded on him. He just pissed me off more when he replied "Settle down, beavis."

If he's actually gone, good.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Valko posted:

I got fed up with him once and unloaded on him. He just pissed me off more when he replied "Settle down, beavis."

ya that was likely the intent

e: anyway he's not permaprobed or anything he just got banned and didn't reregister, although some say he has reregistered on an alt

(it's the parameter trick that looks like a valid profile but actually redirects you to your own)

Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 16:19 on May 15, 2023

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Hodor called people chuds in the RLM thread because they thought the SheHulk twerking scene was bad

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

DaysBefore posted:

Hodor called people chuds in the RLM thread because they thought the SheHulk twerking scene was bad

lmao

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
Shulk twerking scene

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

DaysBefore posted:

Hodor called people chuds in the RLM thread because they thought the SheHulk twerking scene was bad

Lol

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Shulk twerking scene

good username IMO

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

DaysBefore posted:

Hodor called people chuds in the RLM thread because they thought the SheHulk twerking scene was bad

Something about RLM breaks goons brains

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

its that friggin Rich Evans

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Shulk twerking scene

I've got a good rhythm going!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Shulk twerking scene


No Dignity posted:

I've got a good rhythm going!

Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Oh let 'im have a go, Dunban

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
Oh yeah, Reyn time, baby

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Dandywalken posted:

its that friggin Rich Evans

I think you mean

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

DaysBefore posted:

Hodor called people chuds in the RLM thread because they thought the SheHulk twerking scene was bad

hes right

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
chuds chuds everywhere

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