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Leper Go-getter posted:I have never in my life pissed my pants. You're not living your best life.
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Leper Go-getter posted:I have never in my life pissed my pants. Get a load of Mr. Continent over here 
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May 15, 2023 21:05
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Fat Loser posted:You're not living your best life. They said “never pissed my pants.” Other peoples’ pants are clearly still on the table 
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May 15, 2023 21:15
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Leper Go-getter posted:Just quickly wanted to let you all know that I also no idea what it feels like to piss my pants for I have never in my life pissed my pants. My last CT scan made it super clear that I am all man as well. Pants making GBS threads though!
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May 15, 2023 21:29
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I pissed myself in front of two coworkers once. To be fair it was because I passed out, in the hospital, where they had taken me because I had malaria. E: that reminds me of an OSHA story too, there was a guy around the same time, got malaria and he got his company to fly him home to get treated in a Proper German Hospital. ...who called him a loving moron because what do they know better about malaria than the hospitals where they get malaria. ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 21:48 on May 15, 2023 |
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May 15, 2023 21:44
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Vakal posted:Pants making GBS threads though! I don't think that poster is a Zak S account.
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May 15, 2023 21:58
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Vakal posted:Pants making GBS threads though! https://youtu.be/yHx8y1rFjdk One of the best jokes ever told.
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May 15, 2023 22:07
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i cannot answer your questions
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May 15, 2023 22:24
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`Nemesis posted:i cannot answer your questions looks good for now let's go to lunch boys
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May 15, 2023 22:30
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`Nemesis posted:i cannot answer your questions I appreciate them throwing in just enough bracing to make sure the bottom end will kick up and take a chunk out of the house it's next to once it falls. You really can't leave that up to chance...
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May 15, 2023 22:31
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I only pissed my pants once, and it was at work. Twelve hours in full gear, most of that with wind whipping dust into our faces hard enough to blind the eyes and blister the skin. Packed shoulder to shoulder so tight we could barely raise our arms, with the din so loud you could scarcely hear the man next to you. But you could hear the wailing of the Romans. They were pressed even tighter than, fenced in on every side by Carthaginian, Gaul, and the Spaniards like cornered hares. Their mouths let out wordless screams as they were hacked down, pressed in even tighter than we. 70,000 of them, enough blood that it felt like you were wading in the sea. And that, for hours and hours on end. You’d have pissed yourself too.
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May 15, 2023 22:43
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ReelBigLizard posted:I pissed myself in front of two coworkers once. Yeah, but those place have people who aren't white! QED 
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May 15, 2023 22:43
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Go get one of the doctors that your nation poached from a neglected tropical country to support your standard of living. Simple as.
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May 15, 2023 22:58
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that is one cocky son of a bitch
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May 15, 2023 23:02
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I’m still baffled where does the propulsion come from.
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May 15, 2023 23:07
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gbut posted:I’m still baffled where does the propulsion come from. The boat mostly.
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May 15, 2023 23:09
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gbut posted:I’m still baffled where does the propulsion come from. he's basically surfin the bow wave and being a real show-off about it.
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May 15, 2023 23:12
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CainFortea posted:The boat mostly. That’s kinda a my question: is it a pressure created by the boat that helps the dolphin use it the way birds use jet streams to conserve energy? Here’s hoping that some goon with with PhD in sea mammal hydrodynamics chimes in. e;fb
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May 15, 2023 23:13
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Buce posted:that is one cocky son of a fish
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May 15, 2023 23:18
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gbut posted:That’s kinda a my question: is it a pressure created by the boat that helps the dolphin use it the way birds use jet streams to conserve energy? As the boat moves forward, it has to displace the water that was in the space that it is in now. Some of that water is pushed forward (and then out). New water with forward velocity is constantly replacing the old water that eventually leaves. The dolphin is getting pushed by the forward-moving water.
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May 15, 2023 23:25
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gbut posted:That’s kinda a my question: is it a pressure created by the boat that helps the dolphin use it the way birds use jet streams to conserve energy? Whether it's air or water, the movement of an object through a medium creates a pressure wave that expands outward from the object in the direction of travel. This is caused by the displacement of the medium itself as the object travels through it. Air - really any fluid - behaves in the same way. It's the reason why you get blasted with a huge gust of wind if you're standing by the side of the road and a big truck goes by at speed. In fact, car drivers leverage this phenomenon to do something called 'drafting' (I like to call it the 'Trucc Succ') to reduce drag and improve their fuel effiency. Just as the front of the moving object develops a pressure wave in front of it, a region of reduced pressure forms at the rear, creating a vacuum effect that pulls objects in close proximity along in the object's wake. The downside is that in order to be in the Succ Zone, your following distance is too short to allow for adequate braking. OSHA (and DOT) would not approve.
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May 15, 2023 23:29
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Kesper North posted:I like to call it the 'Trucc Succ' The truckfuckler’s power grows by the day 
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May 15, 2023 23:39
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Mythbusters did a thing on it, I couldn't find a video though.
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May 15, 2023 23:45
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:I only pissed my pants once, and it was at work. You guys hiring?
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May 16, 2023 00:06
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Atticus_1354 posted:The fun thing is humans don't have a sense that tells us something is wet. Our brain figures it out from temp, textures and circumstances. That's why a spreading warmth in your crotch makes your brain say "I think we pissed ourselves". It's also why I hate when coworkers would leave the heated seats on in a vehicle and I would feel them as I started down the road. But you're able to confirm that you didn't piss yourself, so there's some extra mechanism that tells if it's actually wet or not. I can't think of many false positives or false negatives where we can actually convince ourselves something is wet when it isn't or dry when it's wet.
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May 16, 2023 00:39
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Maxwells Demon posted:But you're able to confirm that you didn't piss yourself, so there's some extra mechanism that tells if it's actually wet or not. I can't think of many false positives or false negatives where we can actually convince ourselves something is wet when it isn't or dry when it's wet. Latex gloves covered in tech-cool 3600 will make you think your hands are wet.
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May 16, 2023 00:49
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Maxwells Demon posted:But you're able to confirm that you didn't piss yourself, so there's some extra mechanism that tells if it's actually wet or not. I can't think of many false positives or false negatives where we can actually convince ourselves something is wet when it isn't or dry when it's wet. My dryer's in my garage. If I leave my laundry out there too long during the winter, I have to bring it inside and let it warm up before I can tell if it's still damp.
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May 16, 2023 02:07
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https://i.imgur.com/dHxFfAW.mp4 paging shaggar
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May 16, 2023 02:12
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hard to believe we eat these beautiful creatures.
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May 16, 2023 02:21
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Trillhouse posted:hard to believe we eat these beautiful creatures. haven't heard of anyone chowing down on a ship tbh. is this a new thing?
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs6x7vgwCi1zs633i.mp4 https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpygnaN5t51rpd0k1.mp4
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May 16, 2023 02:41
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Kith posted:haven't heard of anyone chowing down on a ship tbh. is this a new thing? In Japan and Peru deliberately. For everyone else? There's a reason why cans of tuna sometimes say something about being "dolphin-safe". (Actual dolphin safety may vary.)
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May 16, 2023 02:43
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Kesper North posted:In Japan and Peru deliberately. For everyone else? There's a reason why cans of tuna sometimes say something about being "dolphin-safe". (Actual dolphin safety may vary.) japanese and peruvian dolphins eat ships???
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May 16, 2023 02:45
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Kith posted:japanese and peruvian dolphins eat ships??? i only see one creature in that video, it's the one doing spins off the bow of the inanimate object
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Kith posted:japanese and peruvian dolphins eat ships??? Yes, and they've got nothing on those pink bastards from the Amazon
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May 16, 2023 02:47
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Kith posted:japanese and peruvian dolphins eat ships???
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Kesper North posted:i only see one creature in that video, it's the one doing spins off the bow of the inanimate object but i've heard in japanese media that ships can take on a life or their own, and possibly become canon. i think that's what happened here Azhais posted:Yes, and they've got nothing on those pink bastards from the Amazon pink amazonian dolphins eat ships too??? no wonder amazon moved to warehouses and drones
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May 16, 2023 02:51
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there are also the junk eating dolphins of the Yangtze, sadly endangered
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Kith posted:but i've heard in japanese media that ships can take on a life or their own, and possibly become canon. i think that's what happened here those animated films were not historically accurate i'm afraid
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Kesper North posted:those animated films were not historically accurate i'm afraid oh, the ship doesn't have to be japanese? that makes more sense, i always wondered about that
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