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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mister Bates posted:

their 'interviews' with all the candidates to decide on who to endorse

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the cold hard stare of the Bread Prices man takes my breath away.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

they didn't even decide, they just split their endorsement between two of the also ran women.


it would be funny if a white woman never became president. every other kind of person gets in there, but they never get across the finish line

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

John Ashcroft hiding topless lady liberty with a curtain

freemandela
Apr 18, 2007

guidoanselmi posted:

John Ashcroft hiding topless lady liberty with a curtain

other things to remember about ashcroft:

1) lost an election to a dead guy
2) that loving eagle song

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

freemandela posted:

other things to remember about ashcroft:

1) lost an election to a dead guy
2) that loving eagle song

the Ashcroft hotline

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

guidoanselmi posted:

John Ashcroft hiding topless lady liberty with a curtain

Lady Justice actually

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011


posting after he died of covid that covid is fake

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

freemandela posted:

other things to remember about ashcroft:

1) lost an election to a dead guy
2) that loving eagle song

3) Organized a systematic justification for mass torture.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Animal-Mother posted:

Obama being concerned about offending the NRA.

Hillary not conceding in case something happened to Obama

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Mantis42 posted:

they didn't even decide, they just split their endorsement between two of the also ran women.


it would be funny if a white woman never became president. every other kind of person gets in there, but they never get across the finish line

It makes me a little mad that they still get taken seriously after that. What a loving cop out that was

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Private Cumshoe posted:

Hillary not conceding in case something happened to Obama

This was really funny lol

Just openly being like, well, somebody might whack this guy, ya never know! :newlol:

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Anyway feel free to offer me a media outreach position.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

It makes me a little mad that they still get taken seriously after that. What a loving cop out that was

Not all white women.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Mantis42 posted:

they didn't even decide, they just split their endorsement between two of the also ran women.


it would be funny if a white woman never became president. every other kind of person gets in there, but they never get across the finish line

This post is going to result in the Kamala Harris presidency.

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Oof

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Private Cumshoe posted:

Hillary not conceding in case something happened to Obama

Hillary not conceding to Trump, allegedly getting blackout raging drunk

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
John Podesta having to come out and tell people that Hilary is alright, really, but you do need to go home now

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

MikeCrotch posted:

John Podesta having to come out and tell people that Hilary is alright, really, but you do need to go home now

having just seen sunset boulevard I can't help but think of scene where Max is like "don't run upstairs too fast - the band can't know what happened"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Comey going to Congress to say they were investigating Hillary Clinton a couple days before the election and then having trump oust him like every other old school R anyways

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


moist turtleneck posted:

Comey going to Congress to say they were investigating Hillary Clinton a couple days before the election and then having trump oust him like every other old school R anyways

James Comey will save us
Robert Mueller will save us
Impeachment 1 will save us
The generals will save us
Impeachment 2 will save us
Governor Cuomo's Superior Court will save us
Manhattan DA will... save us?
De...santis?????

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Rod Dreher or whatever his name is, getting rejected not just by his kinfolk but then his immediate family.
Then moving to Hungary.

Also he's mega gay.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


KORNOLOGY posted:

Rod Dreher or whatever his name is, getting rejected not just by his kinfolk but then his immediate family.
Then moving to Hungary.

Also he's mega gay.

Rod getting fired because the one weirdo billionaire who underwrote him was like dude shut up about primitive weiners for five seconds but that not being possible

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
The suicide pact supposedly among the adults in the trump cabinet that if one got fired they would all quit turning out to be completely fake and dumb

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Animal-Mother posted:

Hillary not conceding to Trump, allegedly getting blackout raging drunk

Still funny all these years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWHjKzQUWNQ

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




Giuliani going in front of the national news to lie about this or that and black slime beginning to pour down his face

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

Comey going to Congress to say they were investigating Hillary Clinton a couple days before the election and then having trump oust him like every other old school R anyways

conservatives deciding the fbi and cia are left wing.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

Private Cumshoe posted:

Hillary not conceding in case something happened to Obama

explicitly making reference to RFK

quote:

"...We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California,” she said.

and then having to backtrack it since the Senate seat she held once belonged to Bobby himself before he died.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


projecthalaxy posted:



Giuliani going in front of the national news to lie about this or that and black slime beginning to pour down his face

rudy lazily ripping off the gary oldman bit from the fifth element

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

guidoanselmi posted:

John Ashcroft hiding topless lady liberty with a curtain

The Bush admin ghouls hiding the copy of Guernica whenever it might be visible in the background when they were holding a press conference after asking the UN to invade Iraq

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Animal-Mother posted:

Hillary not conceding to Trump, allegedly getting blackout raging drunk

her saying "i knew it. i knew THEY wouldn't ever let me be president"

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

ikanreed posted:

3) Organized a systematic justification for mass torture.

I thought that was Gonzales going to Ashcroft who was in the sick bed in the hospital and making him sign while he was high on IV drugs

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
That weird time from 2013-2015 when the only somewhat reliable critic of global capitalism and Anglo–American hegemony that western media would reliably platform was the Pope.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

uber_stoat posted:

the cold hard stare of the Bread Prices man takes my breath away.

The way he says it too is so good. Just having none of Pete’s bullshit

Echo Chamber posted:

That weird time from 2013-2015 when the only somewhat reliable critic of global capitalism and Anglo–American hegemony that western media would reliably platform was the Pope.

We hadn’t yet been trained to hate Bernie Sanders

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

guidoanselmi posted:

I thought that was Gonzales going to Ashcroft who was in the sick bed in the hospital and making him sign while he was high on IV drugs

mueller went too!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

im the 9k likes

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Echo Chamber posted:

That weird time from 2013-2015 when the only somewhat reliable critic of global capitalism and Anglo–American hegemony that western media would reliably platform was the Pope.

https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/611518771186929664

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lol

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