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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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God the incestuous circle-jerk

"There's even a name for them, Soros DAs"

Yeah WHO GAVE THEM THAT NAME, HUH???

"Perfectly said" :neckbeard: "Oh thank you sir"

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thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
haha Musk acts like he's just some dude.

"A billionaire can't be trusted, right guys?"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I mean if we're just going to be so obsessed as a society with these Great Men whose deeds and thoughts and farts move mountains and to whom all power should be ceded just so we can watch the movie, let's just go ahead and have all these billionaires who we treat as MCU superheroes just BE that and have a loving street brawl powered by machines in the sky or whatever. Maybe then we can have character arcs and face/heel turns and it might finally "sink in" that Musk is a loving supervillain

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Data Graham posted:

I mean if we're just going to be so obsessed as a society with these Great Men whose deeds and thoughts and farts move mountains and to whom all power should be ceded just so we can watch the movie, let's just go ahead and have all these billionaires who we treat as MCU superheroes just BE that and have a loving street brawl powered by machines in the sky or whatever. Maybe then we can have character arcs and face/heel turns and it might finally "sink in" that Musk is a loving supervillain

Hollywood has always been woke

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

its funny seeing him even get gently called out ("I know, you are probably the most pro-semite person in the WORLD, probably"), its a situation where he can't really say the quiet part, or maybe he just never has examined the roots of his terrible beliefs/attitudes beyond freezepeach.

Kindof reminds me when I went through a lovely ayn rand kid phase in HS, and when a lefty kid would ask me a hard question Id just kindof shut down. There was never any deeper basis for my beliefs than some kneejerk emotions.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Jestery posted:

Hollywood has always been woke

More like Hollywoke!

Kale
May 14, 2010

Alright time for my annual morning read to see if Elon did another racism today. Looks like we're still on acting like a total crazy person about George Soros

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Radio Paranoia posted:

$44b would make me very happy, but I'm not an ego-obsessed dork desperately trying to get catturd2 to like me, so having that kind of money would just mean I'd be posting from my megayacht somewhere in the Bahamas instead of a regular gooncave.
Yeah but you wouldn't be saving the world like Musk, would you??

Escape From Noise posted:

More like Hollywoke!
Wokellywood more like.

Also lolling at the fact that Musk going full tilt at Soros is all because he had the temerity to sell his Tesla shares lmao.

"You sold a stock for a profit at a time that suited you? Why do you want the enviroment to melt and for humanity to die? WHY????"

Durzel fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 17, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Kale posted:

Alright time for my annual morning read to see if Elon did another racism today. Looks like we're still on acting like a total crazy person about George Soros

Apparently hes in France (?) so it's like mid afternoon there. Got to wait until night when the drugs really start kicking in for another round of closest to nazi without going over.

Kale
May 14, 2010

Escape From Noise posted:

Lol that Elong is gonna have a meltdown over the mild pushback he got from that reporter. Also god he's awful at speaking.

Yeah it's been noted that he's an unusually bad public speaker not only for a major tech company CEO, but just in general as a person. It probably comes from an apparent lifetime of browsing and engaging in anti-social toxic websites like 4chan and twitter and spending at least the last 15 years communicating online through bad jokes and memes where the only people replying back to him are sycophants and yes men. Actually having to get up there and give a proper speech or have quick responses when pressed on a matter are not in his wheelhouse at all so he get's flustered incredibly easily.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

The iconic Warcraft image is burning elf babies next to a Worgen making a :tif: reference.

Yes, that second part was in the game.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009



I wonder how many goatses one could send this account in a file called My_CV.doc before the hiring people quit the job

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
Reading that job posting thread and bluechecks are just a weird cult at this point.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658703673986547714?cxt=HHwWhIDUuYGN84QuAAAA

Also, once again fretting about the white birthrate.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658702405171834880?cxt=HHwWgMDThZTD8oQuAAAA

Oops, and this one too:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658690511627243521?cxt=HHwWgsDSne6O7YQuAAAA

Pretty rich coming from the guy who happily retweets bullshit without putting any critically thought into it on almost a daily basis.

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 13:47 on May 17, 2023

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?


yeah. nothing of any economic importance happened between 2007 and now. it's a mystery as to why large swathes of the population feel less able or willing to have kids. an enduring mystery for the ages.

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh
Elon musk basically being a mask off nazi is the least surprising thing of 2023 so far.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Sankis posted:

yeah. nothing of any economic importance happened between 2007 and now. it's a mystery as to why large swathes of the population feel less able or willing to have kids. an enduring mystery for the ages.

Well actually, according to some very smart people the actual reason is those kids and their drat phones.

https://twitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1658609546745577476

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658702861143015424?cxt=HHwWgIDUpdnd8oQuAAAA

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
The people that are the most outraged about declining birth rates in America are also the loudest voices against any type of economical support for families, or, god forbid, a healthcare system that doesn’t ruin your life for the audacity of wanting some healthcare.


As the dumbest billionaire alive would say: “concerning”.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

WebDO posted:

I wonder how many goatses one could send this account in a file called My_CV.doc before the hiring people quit the job

"Sir I believe we have found the candidate that really has the bandwidth for this kind of marathon session"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Declining birth rates: famously a thing that affects you in your day-to-day life, like the national debt

Like seriously Elon, why tf would you care? What could possibly make you give a poo poo. Other than "oh no not enough white people in the future"

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Declining birthrates... concerning.

Working from home, which would allow potential parents to take care of both work and their children at the same time... morally wrong.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 17, 2023

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

BigglesSWE posted:

The people that are the most outraged about declining birth rates in America are also the loudest voices against any type of economical support for families, or, god forbid, a healthcare system that doesn’t ruin your life for the audacity of wanting some healthcare.


As the dumbest billionaire alive would say: “concerning”.
Or if not having people is a problem, we can admit more people into the country who historically have much higher birthrates. Oh, not those people. Hmm. Concerning.

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


lmao at blaming it on the iphone. yeah not the worldwide financial crisis that happened. it was the drat phones.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Sankis posted:

yeah. nothing of any economic importance happened between 2007 and now. it's a mystery as to why large swathes of the population feel less able or willing to have kids. an enduring mystery for the ages.

lets not forget that sperm counts have been falling since the 70s and noone knows why. so people who do want kids dont have an easy time getting them. then again what ever drug hollywood men are taking is giving them kids at *checks notes* 70+. so maybe they should make it cheap an affordable for everyone. but thats a big ole lol.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

The president replied : ok? and quickly found somewhere else to be cause the loser energy was making him want to cry.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

lmao at blaming it on the iphone. yeah not the worldwide financial crisis that happened. it was the drat phones.

Well maybe if people wrote letters anymore...

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
On my way into work this morning I passed a dude who was wearing a shirt that said, using graphics, "gently caress a blue check, I'm a bank check."

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Lol at the techno Iron Man Mars Rocket Transhumanist Bro turning into a luddite and all his sycophants following him into a monastery

Kale
May 14, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Declining birth rates: famously a thing that affects you in your day-to-day life, like the national debt

Like seriously Elon, why tf would you care? What could possibly make you give a poo poo. Other than "oh no not enough white people in the future"

The only thing I can say on this is based on the couple of right wing conspiracy watchers I have the misfortune of knowing and having to hear opinions from they can't seem to get it straight whether exploding birthrates or declining birthrates is the panic issue of the moment. There doesnt seem to be a consistent narrative being fed to them on this one like there usually is. Could be part of the expected confusion following the vacuum Tucker Carson being fired has left in the right wing narrative machine

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

sporkstand posted:

lol I didn't think that this idiot could look any stupider but he managed to do it

Investors loving love this looney tunes bullshit

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Imagine being the richest man in the world, believing in eugenics, wanting to increase your offspring, but also having the world's softest dick

lmfao, seems like the universe telling you something

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey

BigglesSWE posted:

The people that are the most outraged about declining birth rates in America are also the loudest voices against any type of economical support for families, or, god forbid, a healthcare system that doesn’t ruin your life for the audacity of wanting some healthcare.


As the dumbest billionaire alive would say: “concerning”.

They’re also the ones defunding schools and libraries, threatening teachers, and ensuring every maladjusted lunatic roaming the streets can get his hands on that tricked-out AR15 as fast and easily as possible.

My anxiety is through the roof just going to loving Costco on a weekend. I don’t have it in me to worry about whether my kids are going to get liquified in a school shooting or run over by an Tesla on autopilot.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

lmao at blaming it on the iphone. yeah not the worldwide financial crisis that happened. it was the drat phones.

2007 was also the year Bee Movie came out...coincidence?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

DoWn tHe rABbIt h0LE

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Escape From Noise posted:

More like Hollywoke!

She did? When?

Vire posted:

Elon musk basically being a mask off nazi is the least surprising thing of 2023 so far.

A certain IK believes the opposite! :elon:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

...! posted:

She did? When?

Excuse me?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_War_troop_surge_of_2007


I think the birth rate dropped because we surged Iraq

All those hamboogas never made it home to have children

Rufio
Feb 6, 2003

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

Rad Russian posted:

Working from home, which would allow potential parents to take care of both work and their children at the same time... morally wrong.

I'm not anti wfm or anything but this is not really the case. Everyone I know who has tried this basically ended up doing a poo poo job at work and around the house. Children at the house are a full time job

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

The white birthrate started dropping in 2007 because of the reality TV series Kitchen Nightmares

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Unable to human correctly really makes this guy's decline worth watching.

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