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Lobok posted:I bet it's a snake. "Yesssss, bosssss. Excccccellent idea." That's just a saturday morning cartoon villain's toady. The Decepticons have always been a pretty toxic work environment, and don't get me started on Cobra.
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Lobok posted:I bet it's a snake. "Yesssss, bosssss. Excccccellent idea." "It's a great idea, huh?"
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Facebook Aunt posted:Rude.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's just a saturday morning cartoon villain's toady. Oddly enough, the literally poisonous employees like Toxitron and Toxo-viper are real team players
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In Crusader Kings II one of the artifacts you could get was Jesus's foreskin. It was also quite easy to get several of them
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Jabberlock posted:In Crusader Kings II one of the artifacts you could get was Jesus's foreskin. It was also quite easy to get several of them Fact: Jesus was a triple-dicker horseman
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projecthalaxy posted:hate it when the yes pet is toxic you're supposed to lick toads, not toadies
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Fact: Jesus was a triple-dicker horseman Oh, so THAT'S why you can make your horse a councilman
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Jabberlock posted:In Crusader Kings II one of the artifacts you could get was Jesus's foreskin. It was also quite easy to get several of them This is extremely common in the Crusades era especially I'm pretty sure, holy relics were incredibly good ways to make money off the filthy backwoods religious fanatics pouring in and suffering heatstroke.
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Jabberlock posted:In Crusader Kings II one of the artifacts you could get was Jesus's foreskin. It was also quite easy to get several of them 
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The Pope had to issue an edict banning Jesus' foreskin as a relic altogether because four different churches all claimed to have it and they were becoming a laughingstock in newspapers and on the radio because this happened in the 20th century
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flavor.flv posted:The Pope had to issue an edict banning Jesus' foreskin as a relic altogether because four different churches all claimed to have it and they were becoming a laughingstock in newspapers and on the radio because this happened in the 20th century So jesus had fourskin
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You're forgetting the most notable version of Jesus' foreskin: the rings of Saturn.
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So Jesus had the ur-chode
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What if it kept regenerating like Wolverine and the mohel just gave up after 4
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That would help explain the loaves and fish.
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What if it’s like the hydra and each time you lop off a foreskin two more grow in its place?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What if it’s like the hydra and each time you lop off a foreskin two more grow in its place? Jesus' schlong is starting to sound like a Dark Souls boss
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Grassy Knowles posted:So jesus had fourskin *Mohel 2000 years ago* Foreskin that's a FIVEskin.
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HOT SQUATS posted:Get hosed, Aatrek 
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This is Jesus' foreskin! It's not an uncommon name at all.
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flavor.flv posted:The Pope had to issue an edict banning Jesus' foreskin as a relic altogether because four different churches all claimed to have it and they were becoming a laughingstock in newspapers and on the radio because this happened in the 20th century According to Wikipedia the last remaining Jesus foreskin was stolen in 83, it could be anywhere by now!
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Snowy posted:According to Wikipedia the last remaining Jesus foreskin was stolen in 83, it could be anywhere by now! Anatomically accurate Jesus, preaching to the apostles:: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2umu1vILI
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It is anywhere and everywhere. It is everpresent and everlasting. It is 5ever.
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Mauser posted:https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1658608559242768385 zoux posted:My theory is that one of the hallmarks of the conservative brain is thinking that movies and TV shows are real. Mauser posted:It's just a shortcut to add emotion behind whatever they're trying to push because they struggle to express themselves i guess. He's comparing a man seeking revenge for the murder of his father to himself as a guy where people are begging him to tweet less
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"I want my dad to love me, you sonovabitch!"
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My name is Elon Musk. My father doesn't love me. Prepare to die.
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stephen_falken posted:I have music playing in my head 100% of the time - oftentimes multiple things at once. Right now it's a song from an Alexei Sayle episode from 1988 ('It's a Funny Old World') and 'All Compasses Go Wild' by Close Lobsters. I also have misophonia; if it's silent and gets erratically interrupted I get almost a physical pain. I can't stand background noise when talking on the phone, etc. I've spent so much of my life listening carefully to music things like tone, balance and reverb that I can't turn it off now. Gotta say this one caught me by surprise. tl;dr for the impatient: Last sentence before the mod edit is the important bit.
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Only the wealthiest man in the world could possible say that with a straight face. jfc eat the rich
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Outrail posted:Only the wealthiest man in the world could possible say that with a straight face. jfc eat the rich He actually hasn't been the wealthiest man in the world for some time. Probably contributed to his breakdown
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Lemniscate Blue posted:"I want my dad to love me, you sonovabitch!" He should try being a prostitute, then.
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I thought this was the funny forum quotes thread
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Paladinus posted:My name is Elon Musk. My father doesn't love me. Prepare to die. Isn't that just the signature on the receipt when you buy a Tesla?
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Jonny 290 posted:my name is incel muskoya. you are sitting in a tesla. prepare to die
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AlmightyBob posted:https://twitter.com/kliksf/status/1658978522118123520?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg Takes No Damage posted:TALK ABOUT YOUR LATE TERM ABORTIONS Hyperlynx posted:Should have aborted his takeoff Borscht posted:Don't pull out, pull up
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What if it’s like the hydra and each time you lop off a foreskin two more grow in its place? What if you're like that guy with 2 wieners, do you end up with junk that looks like Zoidberg's face? Or does each foreskin (fiveskin?) just have double-holes in the end like an elephant trunk?
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BOOTY-ADE posted:What if you're like that guy with 2 wieners, do you end up with junk that looks like Zoidberg's face? Or does each foreskin (fiveskin?) just have double-holes in the end like an elephant trunk? Nah you just fly around like tails from sonic
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Cox the Fox, OC Do Not Steal
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Marcade posted:Cox the Fox, OC Do Not Steal trying to claim a sexually-charged name for a sonic OC in tyool 2023 would be like painting an elderly man playing an acoustic guitar and thinking you could lock down the title "the old guitarist"
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BOOTY-ADE posted:What if you're like that guy with 2 wieners, do you end up with junk that looks like Zoidberg's face? Or does each foreskin (fiveskin?) just have double-holes in the end like an elephant trunk? Eightskin, clearly.
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