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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

like you have never hosed up tags

dang did you give up

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


what if musk invented a particle accelerator then stuck his head in front of the beam haha :)

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

euphronius posted:

[timg]And the same in San Francisco, which is a very difficult place to drive. So I mean, it’s—you’ve got bus lanes, one-way streets. You know, it’s quite a challenging homeless situation,” Musk said.[/timg]


lmao

is the challenge how to accurately identify the homeless so FSD can run them over?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Shrecknet posted:

Pro-Semite Sam

lol

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
he doesn't go to the bathroom without bodyguards, even saying he drives at all is a lie

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
i like the way ya work it (pro-semite) i want da cybertruck

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

That DICK! posted:

i like the way ya work it (pro-semite) i want da cybertruck

lmao

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Imagining getting my rear end kicked by Elon's bodyguards for taking too rancid a poo poo.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Zeroisanumber posted:

Imagining getting my rear end kicked by Elon's bodyguards for taking too rancid a poo poo.

Why?

UKJeff
May 17, 2023

by vyelkin
Elon Musk should spend his time & resources making sex robots. Imagine the content!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

UKJeff posted:

Elon Musk should spend his time & resources making sex robots. Imagine the content!

"had to go to the hospital cuz my dick got ripped off

still love the bot tho"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

That DICK! posted:

i like the way ya work it (pro-semite) i want da cybertruck

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

Schmoe Cwead posted:

"had to go to the hospital cuz my dick got ripped off

still love the bot tho"

just buy a replacement dick from the tesla store. sure it costs six thousand dollars, has no sensation, and occasionally starts fires, but you'll be at the forefront of the transhuman revolution!

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man

Sir Tonk posted:

he's getting stupider, it's fascinating to watch

It really is amazing. One of the world's biggest idiots who has spent his life failing upwards has attracted a cult of the most credulous morons and mouth breathers on the planet.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

just buy a replacement dick from the tesla store. sure it costs six thousand dollars, has no sensation, and occasionally starts fires, but you'll be at the forefront of the transhuman revolution!

There's a mission in Cyberpunk that involves this very thing.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Elon Musk

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Poco posted:

It really is amazing. One of the world's biggest idiots who has spent his life failing upwards has attracted a cult of the most credulous morons and mouth breathers on the planet.

perhaps the same could be said for all billionaires

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Poco posted:

It really is amazing. One of the world's biggest idiots who has spent his life failing upwards has attracted a cult of the most credulous morons and mouth breathers on the planet.

The real civilizational threat is that we've reached a point where someone so odious and failure prone simply cannot fail or even fall from his insane degrees of power and wealth. Even peasants occasional beheaded a leader if they were half as failure prone and gormless as musk.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Shrecknet posted:

Pro-Semite Sam

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

RealityWarCriminal posted:

of driving in San francisco:
You know, it's quite a challenging homeless situation," Musk said.

Jesus Christ

The homeless could live in the Teslas in exchange for driving them as taxis, since Elon doesn't consider the homeless people, it's a full self-driving Tesla.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Getting ahead of tuckers Twitter show bombing out

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1658890640304766976?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1658895377406496768?t=n8W47388Z157G3S1YZrryA&s=19

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
SOROS SOROS SOROS

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658892861918650368?cxt=HHwWgIC9sZmRyYUuAAAA

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658895357114195973?cxt=HHwWioCxhbiiyoUuAAAA

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


euphronius posted:

[timg]And the same in San Francisco, which is a very difficult place to drive. So I mean, it’s—you’ve got bus lanes, one-way streets. You know, it’s quite a challenging homeless situation,” Musk said.[/timg]


lmao

The 3 most complicated situations elon can imagine for a self-driving car: lanes they can't use, streets they can only travel in one direction, people out of doors.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/PatinkinMandy/status/1658909206131482635

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


A rare miss from Elon Musk.

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1658910433326030848?s=20

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the babylon pee

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Strawman posted:

The 3 most complicated situations elon can imagine for a self-driving car: lanes they can't use, streets they can only travel in one direction, people out of doors.

Reminder, Tesla's don't even self-drive in the private tunnels, FSD is not even remotely ready if they can't pull that off.

https://twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/1658917418033618944

"One weird trick that advertisers hate!"

Three Olives has issued a correction as of 20:35 on May 17, 2023

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Sir Tonk posted:

he's getting stupider, it's fascinating to watch

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
No other car does it if you ignore all the cars that do it better

https://twitter.com/ThomasAlxDmy/status/1658688037788991493?t=G87r9x1jnN1HYsi9f-ClFA&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol he accidentally did groimes voice text for a second

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658284090691338241?t=Ib-uKOv8q29sXORpU8fvPQ&s=19

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



:laugh:

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the babylon pee

Looking into this

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the babylon pee

the... babe elon... pee

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

For when you want your house to catch on fire too not just your car

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiQkeWOFwmk

More slo-bots

e: final shot has 3 cybertrucks!

spanky the dolphin has issued a correction as of 00:01 on May 18, 2023

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

spanky the dolphin posted:

https://youtu.be/XiQkeWOFwmk

More slo-bots

e: final shot has 3 cybertrucks!

Wow torque control servos, environment mapping, and pendant teach modes!? Those certainly have never been done before. Hats off Elon. 👏

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658960642445910017?t=L0DAAiKbfLNX2rfbt3iBtg&s=19

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
the threads are merging
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1658953537089413121

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