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This reminds me of that goon mashup monster that ended up as some kind of fedora wearing pipe smoking eldritch monster. What would I google to see that guy again??
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Wow. posting shirtless, uncensored photos of musk(with no spoiler tags!) is some sick poo poo! I've lost gayness for at least the next 24 hours. Thanks. Escape From Noise posted:Remember when Musk dropped this track? I dare not click this link! Oh God. it isn't him trying to rap, is it?
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May 19, 2023 18:31
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Wow. posting shirtless, uncensored photos of musk(with no spoiler tags!) is some sick poo poo! I've lost gayness for at least the next 24 hours. Thanks. Just click the link you coward
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May 19, 2023 18:35
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why are people posting the michelin man over and over?
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May 19, 2023 18:45
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big nipples big life posted:why are people posting the michelin man over and over? I don’t know, but it’s pretty tiresome
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May 19, 2023 18:48
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big nipples big life posted:why are people posting the michelin man over and over? Free speech.
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May 19, 2023 18:48
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/jacksfilms/status/1659353768365019136?s=20 Shrek for the meme's sake is great, but doing Marvel or Pixar films would be the real speedrun strat I reckon.
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May 19, 2023 18:56
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Shrek for the meme's sake is great, but doing Marvel or Pixar films would be the real speedrun strat I reckon. Lol if only there was a way to get Nintendo involved in lawsuits against Twitter... They love to sue
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May 19, 2023 18:57
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holtemon posted:Lol if only there was a way to get Nintendo involved in lawsuits against Twitter... They love to sue average citizens, not other corporations. They'd make Twitter hand over the information of individual users who uploaded full versions of the Mario Bros. movie and then sue them for a billion dollars instead.
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May 19, 2023 19:03
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Can we put something good up? Like Hackers?
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May 19, 2023 19:06
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lol he did this one too? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1U2x63aERw
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May 19, 2023 19:11
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pixaal posted:Can we put something good up? Like Hackers? It's the 'no wages only spend' comic but 'no Scorsese, only Shrek!'
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May 19, 2023 19:14
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Strong Sauce posted:lol he did this one too? delete this now
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May 19, 2023 19:18
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Serious question: can anyone explain how Elon became the first/second wealthiest person via the companies he’s associated with? Like, I get that he would be extremely wealthy, but is there a brief explanation on how he’s succeeded in accumulating more capital than Bezos, Zuckerberg, Page/Brin, Gates? I admit I’m probably biased by living in a country where there are very few Teslas around but the rest of big tech is everywhere. I know the story starts with emerald mines and includes PayPal, but I still don’t get, even with all his advantages, how the CEO of Tesla/Spacex/Twitter is a wealthier guy than the people behind Amazon, Facebook, Google, Microsoft. As an aside I’m also surprised no one associated with Apple cracks the top 100 wealthiest people in the world.
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May 19, 2023 19:25
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He personally owns a huge amount of the stock in a company that is hilariously over-valued. Apple don't have a single shareholder that owns that much.
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May 19, 2023 19:29
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Halisnacks posted:Serious question: can anyone explain how Elon became the first/second wealthiest person via the companies he’s associated with? Almost all of Elon's value is made up in Tesla shares. Most wealthy people sell the shares because having your income and retirement locked into the same company is a good way to lose it all. He then somehow got compared to Tony Stark and did some bitcoin stuff and a bunch of trust fun failsons thought he was cool poo poo and drove the price of his stock up. If Tesla's stock crashes he quickly goes down that list.
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May 19, 2023 19:31
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Halisnacks posted:I admit I’m probably biased by living in a country where there are very few Teslas around but the rest of big tech is everywhere. He hasn't made any money off of selling Teslas. It's the most overvalued stock in the history of the loving planet. His wealth is the most fragile bubble of any billionaire currently living.
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May 19, 2023 19:34
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Bottom Liner posted:His wealth is the most fragile bubble of any billionaire currently living. Goes well with his ego
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May 19, 2023 19:36
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He has cash flow problems because any time he needs hard money he sells tesla stock and sends the price down.
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May 19, 2023 19:37
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Is Tesla’s overvaluation driven by “people who should know better” (“sophisticated” investors who overvalue it despite its fundamentals), or by his idiot fans? Even if his net worth is fragile relative to other billionaires its still absolutely absurd.
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May 19, 2023 19:47
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Halisnacks posted:Is Tesla’s overvaluation driven by “people who should know better” (“sophisticated” investors who overvalue it despite its fundamentals), or by his idiot fans? yes
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May 19, 2023 19:49
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Fundamentals don't mean anything anymore Remember in Office Space when they were carefully projecting exactly how much of an impact a specific action toward the bottom line would have on the stock price? Firing Michael Bolton would make Lumbergh's stock go up "a quarter of a point"? Now you can have a giant rocket blow up and your stock will double, or you can announce record-shattering earnings and your stock will plummet, or you can go on a murderous rampage and set your own factory on fire and the needle will not budge. It's all pretend bullshit with no more basis in reality than if people got to be assigned their place in class and society by their high score in Candy Crush
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May 19, 2023 19:57
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Data Graham posted:Fundamentals don't mean anything anymore Shareholder capitalism’s in good shape.
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May 19, 2023 20:23
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Halisnacks posted:Serious question: can anyone explain how Elon became the first/second wealthiest person via the companies he’s associated with? Tesla's value is inflated to 100x what it should be and Elon owns most of that stock Basically every "richest man in the world" is being calculated because they own X% of some gigantic company that has a huge stonk price. Elon just happens to be the largest shareholder in the most popular meme stonk. A longer story of How Elon Is Rich: - Born rich, comes to America with lots of daddy's money - Founds Zip2 with his brother, the only thing he actually created. This site is "Yellow pages, on internet". Elon sells this brilliant innovation for $80M to Compaq (the computer company) during the dotcom boom. - Starts X.com which is going to be Bank On Internet. Merges with Cofinity before they have a working product, becomes the CEO of the new company. Cofinity changes name to Paypal. Paypal board fires Elon for incompetence (he wanted to move all their servers to Windows NT and give out credit cards to everyone with no credit checks) but because he's a CEO he gets a huge golden parachute including ownership of large chunk of PayPal - PayPal gets bought by eBay, Elon owning 11% of the company gets $175M - Elon takes his bag of cash, and meets the founders of Tesla, who already had a car, a business plan, and designs for the Model S. - Elon agrees to fund their early round if they give him the title of "Founder" - Fires the original founders and sues in court to have them erased from history - Tesla Meme Stonks To The Moon the only thing Elon has ever actually created was putting the yellow pages on the internet. Richest man in the world. He's rich because meritocracy is a myth
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May 19, 2023 20:24
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kazil posted:the pale Saw a youtube video where they cleared up this kind of beach problem with some dynamite
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May 19, 2023 20:30
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Escape Goat posted:Saw a youtube video where they cleared up this kind of beach problem with some dynamite No, please don’t, that’s how you turn the beach problem into a town problem.
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You forgot where he stole the first production tesla convertible from the founder then launched it into the asteroid belt to the tune of Starman
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1659382755946274816?cxt=HHwWgICxqeT0p4cuAAAA Wait... Okay this is from a few pages back now, but didn't Mush already post something like this? I could swear that I remember him posting a venn diagram of dystopias earlier this year.
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May 19, 2023 21:04
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lmao at the loving hunger games being included
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May 19, 2023 21:23
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the only way that ven diagram makes any sense is if you assume it's not to scale and these are just all the reasons we need to stay where we are and not change things because if we change anything we are headed to these scary futures. Do not try and compare and contrast anything else in there.
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May 19, 2023 21:25
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I'm not sure I get this venn diagram at all. Like hunger games and mad max? Intersecting? Why?
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May 19, 2023 21:26
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm not sure I get this venn diagram at all. The person who made it is incredibly stupid, that's about all there is to it.
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May 19, 2023 21:29
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It all makes perfect sense. If you take a feral, post apocalyptic world like Mad Max and a fascist world where books are burned like Farenheit 451 and combine them you get a world where overpopulation has lead to cannibalism. How do you not see this?
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May 19, 2023 21:30
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It's literally just "We're in a dystopia x4!" with random dystopias written into each section.
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picture the venn diagram as 1 big circle that says "I have no media literacy whatsoever" and it makes a lot more sense.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:IM RISH BISSSSHHHHH I find this to be extremely unlikely
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MunchE posted:Tesla's value is inflated to 100x what it should be and Elon owns most of that stock I wish this passage could be at the start of every article anyone writes about Musk going forward.
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May 19, 2023 21:35
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The Amy's meal I just ate... Is made of people!!!! All the books are burned and the highway I drive on is full of bandits. Also, it's all a simulation also everyone is too stupid to realize it. And we are stuck on a desert island as children Yeah
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May 19, 2023 21:35
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It's just a list they took from wikipedia arranged in a very boring spirograph pattern.
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goatface posted:It's just a list they took from wikipedia arranged in a very boring spirograph pattern. They made it with openGPT
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