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lookin through old stuff and found this old gem
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May 19, 2023 14:01
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem “short people are notoriously bad at fighting” -person who has never been in a fight
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May 19, 2023 14:08
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem lol "I could kick the KGB agent whose sole hobby is judo's rear end"
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May 19, 2023 14:13
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Spacex launch was aborted today. They don't know why.
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May 19, 2023 14:25
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still trying to understand why our very special boy needs bodyguards to protect him walking down the hall to the bathroom in his office building at night. assassination coordinates + slow response time due to pants round ankles
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May 19, 2023 14:28
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem 
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May 19, 2023 14:29
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pretty much
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May 19, 2023 14:30
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem does putin wear lifts too? https://i.imgur.com/3FyOLRt.mp4
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May 19, 2023 14:45
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still trying to understand why our very special boy needs bodyguards to protect him walking down the hall to the bathroom in his office building at night. because his twitter stans aren't real life and the night janitor would probably beat him within an inch of his life
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May 19, 2023 14:46
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:because his twitter stans aren't real life and the night janitor would probably beat him within an inch of his life so that's why he made all the janitors quit!
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May 19, 2023 14:55
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the janitors were probably trying to tell the landlord that some crazy homeless man wouldn't let them clean some of the offices that's why he's always projecting about the homeless being the problem
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May 19, 2023 15:05
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still trying to understand why our very special boy needs bodyguards to protect him walking down the hall to the bathroom in his office building at night. its so funny to me that he is this paranoid. I've never heard of this from other CEO types
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May 19, 2023 15:07
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tenderjerk posted:the worlds richest man wants to assure you that he fucks No he doesn't (sigh)
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May 19, 2023 15:10
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https://twitter.com/GordonJohnson19/status/1659183549344301058?t=wm3BUXd4Axw_t_NEnTdEGA&s=19
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May 19, 2023 15:11
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The fight is really just down to how much DPS Elon wants to do
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May 19, 2023 15:17
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I am grateful Elon Musk has allowed the public in to see how mind bendingly stupid the rich are. Very good public service
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May 19, 2023 15:30
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still trying to understand why our very special boy needs bodyguards to protect him walking down the hall to the bathroom in his office building at night. on some level, maybe only deep in his lizard brain, he knows that if he strokes out on the toilet doing a monster poo poo no one in his personal or professional life is gonna lift a finger to help
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May 19, 2023 15:30
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/GordonJohnson19/status/1659183549344301058?t=wm3BUXd4Axw_t_NEnTdEGA&s=19 It is pretty hosed up that Xi gave him all those US government contracts
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May 19, 2023 15:31
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem Hold on I'm going to go completely whip the rear end off of Jon Jones. 
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May 19, 2023 15:32
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yeah I def want to fight the KGB guy who clawed his way to power in the vipers nest of 90s Russian politics
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May 19, 2023 15:43
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 thanks twitter team
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May 19, 2023 15:43
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moist turtleneck posted:lookin through old stuff and found this old gem
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May 19, 2023 15:51
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I’m picturing Putin landing one punch and Elon exploding into a shower of femurs like a Mortal Kombat 2 fatality
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May 19, 2023 15:54
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I’m picturing Putin landing one punch and Elon exploding into a shower of femurs like a Mortal Kombat 2 fatality Yes, the internal tension in his bones from his leg lengthening surgery would instantly release and scatter him in all directions like a prince rupert's drop
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May 19, 2023 15:59
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They say Putin is currently very sick so now maybe Elon has a chance
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May 19, 2023 16:00
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Zeroisanumber posted:Hold on I'm going to go completely whip the rear end off of Jon Jones. I'm an inch taller than Clyde Edwards-Helaire, obviously I could take him 
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May 19, 2023 16:05
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Im 1cm taller than Musk and 9 years younger, Im gonna kick his rear end
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May 19, 2023 16:08
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Elias_Maluco posted:Im 1cm taller than Musk and 9 years younger, Im gonna kick his rear end pretty much
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May 19, 2023 16:20
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Instagram is launching a Twitter competitor in a few weeks. https://twitter.com/liahaberman/status/1659553280891179010 
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May 19, 2023 16:46
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Is the blue checkmark a verified symbol on Instagram, too?
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May 19, 2023 17:28
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Euphoriaphone posted:Instagram is launching a Twitter competitor in a few weeks. A text based version of insta. Great idea! Why hasn't anyone thought about this before?
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May 19, 2023 17:46
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Putin would just push him down a flight of stairs again
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May 19, 2023 17:46
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Elman posted:Putin would just push him down a flight of stairs again is that why musk's face is all hosed up lookin
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May 19, 2023 18:07
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Asproigerosis posted:I'm still trying to understand why our very special boy needs bodyguards to protect him walking down the hall to the bathroom in his office building at night. its scary to go to the bathroom at night
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May 19, 2023 18:17
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:its scary to go to the bathroom at night So few understand this
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May 19, 2023 18:18
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:its scary to go to the bathroom at night "Delta-6, this is Delta-9, i've confirmed the lil orange crab night light is plugged in and operational. is package ready to be moved, over?"
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May 19, 2023 18:21
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:its scary to go to the bathroom at night the fear of missing the bowl with your stream in the dark
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May 19, 2023 18:22
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wait, why the gently caress do I just not sit down to pee when I dont want to turn on the light?
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May 19, 2023 18:23
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thankfully all my neighbors all have air port flood lights installed everywhere so my entire house is illuminated overnight
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May 19, 2023 18:24
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