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(Thread IKs: hot cocoa on the couch)
 
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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
another epic day of reading in the wonderful cloudy weather. later i might watch more yellow jackets. i need to get groceries soon but gently caress it


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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Looks like my boss is AWOL this afternoon :cheers:

Sounds like the perfect time to start gluing pictures of your face to the underside of their desk. No way they’ll figure it out until you’ve already been gone for a few weeks.

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

. i need to get groceries soon but gently caress it

How long can we hold out. TP will be the limiting factor

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dick Fontaine posted:

Sounds like the perfect time to start gluing pictures of your face to the underside of their desk. No way they’ll figure it out until you’ve already been gone for a few weeks.

There's so many little pranks I'm pulling in the next week

Like I've already warned them that they're gonna find stuff from me for months

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
when I worked in a hospital pharmacy there was a weekly huddle and I had to take notes of the main points and put them up on the noticeboard

In my last few weeks I made a point of phrasing them so the first letter of every bullet point put together would spell out a swear word

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

when I worked in a hospital pharmacy there was a weekly huddle and I had to take notes of the main points and put them up on the noticeboard

In my last few weeks I made a point of phrasing them so the first letter of every bullet point put together would spell out a swear word

bad rear end

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
probably stupid UK swearwords though I bet ... like FANNY

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
the last one I managed was ARSES so pretty much

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

when I worked in a hospital pharmacy there was a weekly huddle and I had to take notes of the main points and put them up on the noticeboard

In my last few weeks I made a point of phrasing them so the first letter of every bullet point put together would spell out a swear word

:hellyeah:

Did they ever notice?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:eyepop:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
can anyone recommend me a good bottled salad dressing (non creamy style)

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Makoto’s ginger dressing is decent enough and available almost everywhere.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

AARD VARKMAN posted:

can anyone recommend me a good bottled salad dressing (non creamy style)

Olive Garden Signature Italian Dressing. It's probably my favorite thing at Olive Garden, and they sell it at the grocery store.


Ken's Steak House balsamic vinegarette. They make a raspberry one too. Usually I don't care for fruit flavors in my salad but it's really good.

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 21:05 on May 19, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

red wine vinegar, olive oil, garlic, oregano, salt and pepper

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Fanny be tender with my love

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Embrace the homemade ranch imo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
trust me u want creamy style

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

my go to creamy dressing

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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
I did tell the more chill pharmacists that I'd done it. word didn't spread quick enough for consequences

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

neato burrito posted:

Olive Garden Signature Italian Dressing. It's probably my favorite thing at Olive Garden, and they sell it at the grocery store.


Ken's Steak House balsamic vinegarette. They make a raspberry one too. Usually I don't care for fruit flavors in my salad but it's really good.

Kens is usually legit

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Don’t you mean chemists, mr arse

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Yo I could really go for some Mac n cheese with some spare ribs right about now

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI&t=1s

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Kens is usually legit

ken's italian is so simple and so good

also love red wine vinaigrette

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Sando CRUSHED. :feelsgood:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Had a tandoori chicken sub for lunch

Was more a curry chicken but not too bad

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Chinatown posted:

Sando CRUSHED. :feelsgood:

What type tho

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Gonna play some Relic Hunters Legends Closed Beta then go get beers and food w/ my friend cuz I can awoooooo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Toxic Mental posted:

What type tho

Chinatown posted:

The Tex Special :clint:

Roast BEEF, avocado, cheddar, lettuce, tomat, onion, jalap, sourdough. Dill pickle spear.

:parrot:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i looked at my gut in the mirror and decided i have to stop being a fat piece of poo poo again. :whitewater:

so today my lunch was a lean cuisine

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i looked at my gut in the mirror and decided i have to stop being a fat piece of poo poo again. :whitewater:

so today my lunch was a lean cuisine

Embrace the fat gut

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm going out to a friend's and a group of us gonna have a couple of drinks and chill and maybe play a board game. Should be a good time on this long weekend.

Saalkin fucked around with this message at 22:10 on May 19, 2023

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just added frozen corn to my grocery list for burritos

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

AARD VARKMAN has officially sat through too many meetings.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

AARD VARKMAN has officially sat through too many meetings.

sick of the poo poo

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
the family is still visiting their grandmother so I can take a sneaky little nap when I get off work until they get home :hellyeah:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

i looked at my gut in the mirror and decided i have to stop being a fat piece of poo poo again. :whitewater:

so today my lunch was a lean cuisine

Just lift weights and always bulk and get strong fat

This is my motivation poster in my home gym

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sick of the poo poo

burn it all down. put a corn in

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

In my attempt to leave work early today I found out I am now important enough to be dragged into late afternoon impromptu meetings. Terrified I'll end up like aard.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

AARD VARKMAN posted:

frozen corn for burritos

:dafuq:

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