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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

When's Bill joining the Twitter board of directors

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Ignis
Mar 31, 2011

I take it you don't want my autograph, then.



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I wonder what would happen if the internet folded in on itself at a certain person's coordinates like a LagRange point

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




is this a new thing lol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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PLEASE LIKE THIS TWEET, LOVE ELON

[LIKE]

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

WELCOME TO the collective please hit like on the chosen ones words of wisdom. Your brain implant is awaiting you.

Like nazissitic Elon wouldn't be sending beams of truth into your head about the real racists

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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[ LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ]

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Do you want to like this tweet?

Ja




No(will permanently delete your account)

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
You may now tap that rear end

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Lmao uncanny

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

lol

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Sir...... this is incredible

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN


:catstare:

I love that there are 3 of him as well

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Amazing that musk finds the time to be a horny baby, while at the same time pretending to manage SpaceX, Twitter and Tesla,

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Is that one of those special NFT user profile pictures?

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
Please stop quoting that goofy looking gently caress, I'm tired of looking at it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Skellybones posted:

Is that one of those special NFT user profile pictures?

Yes, in multiple ways

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

is that just the auto smoothing of the camera, his glasses look so cut and paste... or is it a psyop

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mr Scumbag posted:

Please stop quoting that goofy looking gently caress, I'm tired of looking at it.
This the goofy looking gently caress you don't want to see?

Because no

The more you see them the more likely it is they will haunt your dreams


Wooooooo you are now been cursed to have goofy looking gently caress nightmares for the rest of your life!


To undo the curse forward cursed goofy looking gently caress to five friends!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What if I say "psyop" three times while walking in a circle widdershins under a full moon

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Data Graham posted:

What if I say "psyop" three times while walking in a circle widdershins under a full moon

soros appears out of the mist and hands you a NWO-Transtifa starter kit. How do you not know this??

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Mr Scumbag posted:

Please stop quoting that goofy looking gently caress, I'm tired of looking at it.

Were you expecting to see someone who does not look like a goofy dipshit? In the Elon Musk thread???

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Are the only people who like Elon Musk just greedy idiots who want to be him? Does anyone actually like this person?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Weirdos have adopted him like he’s the embodiment of a sports team. I’d be willing to bet that most people here knew the “I’m a genius” guy from college parties who spouts harebrained bullshit after downing half an 8ball and a bottle of Beam while he corners people to tell them about how he’s going to change the world with cartoon apes or whatever.

Musk is just that guy with money.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Frank Frank posted:

Weirdos have adopted him like he’s the embodiment of a sports team. I’d be willing to bet that most people here knew the “I’m a genius” guy from college parties who spouts harebrained bullshit after downing half an 8ball and a bottle of Beam while he corners people to tell them about how he’s going to change the world with cartoon apes or whatever.

Musk is just that guy with money.

the kinda guy where you put a lid on your cup when he shows up

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Robo Reagan posted:

the kinda guy where you put a lid on your cup when he shows up

Lol yes, exactly

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Fabulousity posted:

The Saudis are gonna have to order an extra large suitcase to stuff him into when Twitter goes bankrupt and he defaults on their loans.

Going to guess they don't care about a few billion dollars if it gets them a direct feed to DMs and personal info from a bunch of journalists and politicians.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


They're right, he's animated purulent diarrhea.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“Bro. Dude. Just…bro”

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Elucidation doesn’t really work in that context, I wonder what word he put into the thesaurus to make himself sound clever

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
I must admit, I greatly enjoyed getting impregnated. It was..... amazing.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Yeah it's like someone tried to thesaurus up a word and just didn't understand how to correctly use it

meat police
Nov 14, 2015


Elon plz pump doge my children are hungry

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


kru posted:

Yeah it's like someone tried to thesaurus up a word and just didn't understand how to correctly use it

Wait, does he mean edification?

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Scientastic posted:

Wait, does he mean edification?

Haha, that has to be it, what a guy

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Going to guess they don't care about a few billion dollars if it gets them a direct feed to DMs and personal info from a bunch of journalists and politicians.

sweaty and randy saudis checking dms to find the most bonesawable journos

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Mr Scumbag posted:

Please stop quoting that goofy looking gently caress, I'm tired of looking at it.

Turn on your monitor

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
I went for tacos earlier and there were white Teslas eveywhere!! The Lisan al Gaib shall free us from the Musk!

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

...! posted:

Turn on your monitor

Excellent deployment, sir :elon:

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