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I was not prepared for this blasphemy today:
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May 21, 2023 19:08
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imagine trying to compare our useless floppy 5-fingered hands to the glory of the snops
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May 21, 2023 19:12
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May 21, 2023 19:22
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i hand you a card like the medical card in the Joker. it explains that i have a condition that makes me talk about crabs in inappropriate situations.
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May 21, 2023 20:04
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uber_stoat posted:i hand you a card like the medical card in the Joker. it explains that i have a condition that makes me talk about crabs in inappropriate situations. No such thing
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May 21, 2023 21:34
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uber_stoat posted:i hand you a card like the medical card in the Joker. it explains that i have a condition that makes me talk about crabs in inappropriate situations.  🦀?
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May 21, 2023 22:22
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https://i.imgur.com/Lidxt3C.mp4
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May 22, 2023 02:17
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Another victory for cutecinization
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May 22, 2023 02:22
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uber_stoat posted:i hand you a card like the medical card in the Joker. it explains that i have a condition that makes me talk about crabs in inappropriate situations. I hand you a card, it says crab and has a picture of a crab on it. You notice my claw
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May 22, 2023 06:15
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When you think you’re down: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsZ2q3ZtLOS/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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May 23, 2023 01:43
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1660772329939427328
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May 23, 2023 02:49
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https://youtu.be/pL7s6xOplpw Crabs keep winning
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May 24, 2023 06:38
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https://youtube.com/shorts/DPpib7X7i-8?feature=share Now you know how horseshoe crabs swim, and knowing is half the snip! 
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May 24, 2023 20:56
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That is cool, I didn't even know they could swim, much less do it upside down.
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May 24, 2023 21:06
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May 24, 2023 21:41
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3 dogs learning the wise ways of the crab from a master instructor
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May 24, 2023 22:32
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https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1661767872983474177
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May 25, 2023 22:49
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Xenomrph posted:3 dogs learning the wise ways of the crab from a master instructor Finally, a TV reboot I'd watch! Teenage Mutant Ninja K9s
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May 26, 2023 01:17
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https://twitter.com/jason_loxton/status/1661486275273080832 In awe at the size of this snopper 
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May 26, 2023 02:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/jason_loxton/status/1661486275273080832 wonder how old it was when it went to its reward...
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May 26, 2023 02:57
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Big news: https://www.instagram.com/p/CsqDyyzIPqA/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng== ngl, I want to work there
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May 26, 2023 06:48
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Top Ten Movies With Giant Crabs or Lobsters https://jamesmccaffrey.wordpress.com/2021/08/13/top-ten-movies-with-giant-crabs-or-lobsters/
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May 26, 2023 07:10
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uber_stoat posted:wonder how old it was when it went to its reward... i choose to believe it's still out there, regenerating
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May 26, 2023 18:03
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that could be part of a shed, really lobsters tend to deteriorate at that age, they get stuck, and eventually succumb to shell disease or their claws don't work or something, according to this wholesome lobster content I've been seeing on my youtubes lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmLWr_EWkmY
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Captain Hygiene posted:https://twitter.com/jason_loxton/status/1661486275273080832 
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May 26, 2023 19:25
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Pro click right here: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRE33Joh/?t=1
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May 27, 2023 02:53
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Xenomrph posted:Pro click right here: New polly pocket looking good https://twitter.com/anhdangerous/status/1662337203383730178 new playstation looking good Regular Wario fucked around with this message at 07:33 on May 27, 2023 |
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May 27, 2023 07:30
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uber_stoat posted:wonder how old it was when it went to its reward... It's regenerating a bigger one
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AARD VARKMAN posted:i choose to believe it's still out there, regenerating Is there a crab 
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May 27, 2023 19:12
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If you had claws for hands how long would it take until you accidentally snop your Johnson off
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May 27, 2023 19:16
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Accident?
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Smugworth posted:If you had claws for hands how long would it take until you accidentally snop your Johnson off So googling “crab penis” actually pulls up interesting crab penis science articles instead of crab furry porn. At least for me. Ymmv. I know female crab reproductive parts do weird outside-their-shell things, so I didn’t know if male crabs (true and untrue) had anything that was outside their shell out of the male, like, waits till she molts, then rubs his cloaca on her or something. Yeah, not a true crab https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/hermit-crabs-evolved-longer-penises-to-keep-their-shells-from-being-stolen/amp/ True crabs https://www.ecomare.nl/en/in-depth/reading-material/animals/animals-the-mud-flats/crabs/ 
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Bored posted:crab furry porn.  the correct term is crab chitiny porn except when it involves these guys  
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May 28, 2023 02:09
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 And here I thought I knew a little something about crabs
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May 28, 2023 02:20
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I think all squamates have two penises too so it might be more common than you think
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May 28, 2023 02:42
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Are we single-penisers secretly the weird ones? 
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May 28, 2023 02:45
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tired: penis size anxiety wired: penis quantity anxiety
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Remember that guy from Reddit with two dingers
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