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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Vandar posted:

Please tell me this is all true.

you callin' Taz a liar?

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
team 👉🤪 4 lyfe

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



#cringe seems right

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I do not like these Luther disrespecters.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

coconono posted:

I do not like these Luther disrespecters.

Benjamin is a Luther respecter, he's a hogdipper.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Vandar posted:

Please tell me this is all true.

this is all true

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/MercyBuzzard13/status/1660000517005758468?t=AduunYn5zceohbtzZeFkcg&s=19

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I will not abide the disrespect of the Japanese Death Match Legend Dr Luther

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Count Luther needs to be strapped up, Jack!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Death Match Legend and Ghostologist Dr. Luther. You put respect on his name.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
This made me a Luther mark for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFKG-NSpq-E&t=1784s

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
lmao those dorks in the crowd sitting with their arms crossed

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021
Sex Mascot Xavier Woods

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

(check out sex tape and past)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Mr Woods, by having consensual sex with a woman you have brought the name of WWE into disrepute.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm not sure I'd call what happened to Saraya a shitcanning.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I wasn't sure which thread to put this in because I actually love it.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
rto b

Gonzo McFee posted:

Mr Woods, by having consensual sex with a woman you have brought the name of WWE into disrepute.

To be fair that's pretty much exactly what they did to Chyna until she was dead and buried

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Drakkel posted:

rto b

To be fair that's pretty much exactly what they did to Chyna until she was dead and buried

That was the excuse not the reason

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

That was the excuse not the reason

"We don't want our kids to look her up and see that she did porn" is absolute nonsense when they can look their father up in blackface or pretending to have sex with a corpse/mannequin dressed as a corpse or any number of offensive things he did that were all in the name of good clean fun.

"We don't want our kids to look her up and discover that we were the primary cause of her life becoming the state it was because of our own lovely behaviour" is far more accurate but also puts the blame on Trips and Steph so they obviously can't have that.

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

1glitch0 posted:

#TheAeWFULPortionOfTheRoster is NOT trending worldwide.

Not even their own post, apparently.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Bonk posted:

Not even their own post, apparently.



Some Cody viral marketing on Twitter, I see.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/Jordan_Patu/status/1660272781731463168?t=C-EqAzVdtdAQPCdCkWeV0A&s=19

What a hill to die on.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



bloodline but with jinder and his goons

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I mean it was a weird idea to make Jinder the snarling foreign heel while trying to appeal to the Indian market but that was a case of taking an already bad idea and executing it the worst possible way you could

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Suplex Liberace posted:

bloodline but with jinder and his goons

Hell yeah

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

They're not wrong. I'm guessing the whole "sell him as a babyface on the Hindi commentary" trick probably didn't fool a whole lot of people.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I remember it being momentarily exciting when he won but that may have been partly because of Renee's reaction on Talking Smack.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Just send it to Adam Blampied, he’ll whip up a plausible fantasy booking in the downtime from his day job (of being a sex pest)

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

TinTower posted:

Just send it to Adam Blampied, he’ll whip up a plausible fantasy booking in the downtime from his day job (of being a sex pest)

Is he?

EDIT: No, he's not.

El Generico fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 22, 2023

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
My only lasting Jinder memory is that I went to a house show and they did Nakamura and Orton vs. Jinder and Dolph and halfway through the match, Jinder grabbed a mic and did his "I WILL NOW CUT A PROMO IN PUNJABI FOR MY INDIAN PEOPLE " bit, but

1) The sound was horrible so I couldn't understand a loving word he was saying in either English or Punjab.
2) Bro, it's a house show in Detroit. The cameras aren't rolling. What the gently caress are you talking about.

TinTower posted:

Just send it to Adam Blampied, he’ll whip up a plausible fantasy booking in the downtime from his day job (of being a sex pest)

He actually did it three years ago.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Coolness Averted posted:

you callin' Taz a liar?

(paul wight)

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

El Generico posted:

They're not wrong. I'm guessing the whole "sell him as a babyface on the Hindi commentary" trick probably didn't fool a whole lot of people.

its still Jinder Mahal

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ALeavelle/status/1653402030344478723

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Jinder winning the world championship was the shoot last straw for me with WWE. I had already mostly stopped watching but still had a modicum of something for the company since I had watched it for so long. A guy at work told me Jinder had won and it was such a joke it killed the territory for me, brother.

Aside from catching some ROH now and then I was absolutely out of keeping up with pro wrestling until Sting showed up in AEW.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Its still bananas to me that out of every buddy in 3MB it wasnt Heath to get a run on top. I guess getting on the juice really was the way to vinces heart.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
3MB is probably second only to the Shield as far as successful factions in the PG Era go, and that’s equally as bananas.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

Lid posted:

its still Jinder Mahal

True, but I still think he would've made a better "Jobber rises to the top!" babyface than a JBL-esque "rich guy with minions" heel.

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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
This non-Indian could’ve been an Indian mega star! …somehow… just trust me, bro!

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