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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Hahah, yeah, at first I thought he was being aggressive and then I saw he waas just super excited and happy to see a friend.

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/OSsa6H0.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Instant Jellyfish posted:

Scout and I went to something called the cattle dog jubilee over the weekend and did all the sports. She got two new barn hunt titles in 5 trials with 2 high in classes and 2 second places, passed her AKC temperament test with the highest marks possible, did 3 fastcat runs (a 100 yard dash for dogs), 6 dock diving splashes, and showed in conformation twice.


All of that fun won her the versatility challenge and we got an obnoxiously large rosette and a gaudy belt buckle that I love.




The best swine :3:

AC/DC U :rock:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

2 Fast 2 Furrious

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

PurpleXVI posted:

Hahah, yeah, at first I thought he was being aggressive and then I saw he waas just super excited and happy to see a friend.

*a friend with gingernut biscuits.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
I just got back from a week in Louisiana seeing old friends, and stayed with some who have cute cats. So naturally, priority #1 is to share.

Arthur, who has a floppy ear after a cyst was removed. All their cats are either high-need or surrendered with no room at the no-kill shelter.







Kitten, who is 12 years old and still the same size she was at 1 year:



Baby Sue, whose owner just passed recently. He always looks grumpy but loves attention.





Sylvania, who definitely has 0.015 brain cells. His favorite hobby is to watch the toilet flush, and he has the memory of a dried goldfish. They think he was bonked on the noggin as a kitten and abandoned by Mom Cat.









Clockwise from left: Waffles (formerly 35 lbs, now much better), Arthur, and Stanley.



Stan mlem:

Busket Posket has a new favorite as of 05:19 on May 21, 2023

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

I love stupid cats. :3:

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
Stupid babies need the most love.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/gp3FoE7.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Didn’t a goon originally post the roadrunner that comes by to show off its kills? Anyway, most of the pictures are pretty silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMDPLQSy_M4

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/charlubby/status/1660560179572736001?s=20

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BvPg9aL.mp4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 13:39 on May 22, 2023

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

There are red and yellow boobies, too!

I'm also a fan of frigate birds


Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 14:57 on May 22, 2023

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hell yeah postin boobies in the cute thread.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
On the topic of cute seabird mating dances:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGdVSvsiaOk

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
There is only one bird dance that I need.

https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1660687336563195910?s=20

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Blue Footed Booby posted:

There are red and yellow boobies, too!

I'm also a fan of frigate birds




I did a report on frigates in like the 3rd grade. Loved them ever since.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off
This was posted in the YOSPOS images thread:
https://i.imgur.com/MIGQ2wq.mp4
sound

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WcDiLopHxY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu-7l9O3os

fat gently caress friday came early

Basticle has a new favorite as of 00:02 on May 23, 2023

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Every day is fat gently caress friday at my house.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


freudian slip :v:

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1660682066588041217?cxt=HHwWgoC8_c7i9osuAAAA

a master hunter

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004






Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

That made my cat, who has her own “I got something!” Song, come over faster than she was already planning to. She also kicked my pants, but that might have already been something she was planning on, too.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
My dad had a cat that would do battle with a stuffed alligator most nights of the week and he would come in to the TV room and drop it at his feet screaming the whole time, and my dad would stroke him and tell him what a good killer he was.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
My Porthos does it, too. She'll jump onto my desk front of the monitor to drop her latest cat toy kill and demand acknowledgement of her hunting skills and affection.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
So, sometime last November, my friend called me somewhat distraught. Long story short, she needed a new home for one of her cats. So she asked if I could take him in, while she'd still pay any and all expenses.

So anyways, apologies for not posting about him sooner, but dear Cute Thread: Meet Mauri (aka Maurizio, aka Moomoo).


Don't let that suave look fool you, Mauri is way down on the Orange Cat Shared Braincell Usage wait list. And also just a big weirdo (even by cat standards).


Mauri is about 13 years old, but still quite active and spritely for his age. He does have a severely overactive thyroid gland, but that's kept in check with medicine he takes twice every day. This thankfully involves zero struggle, I rarely even have to hold his head to get the little plastic syringe in his mouth.


Did I mention he's a weirdo? Well, this is me struggling to take a cute selfie with him because he's hell bent on licking my eyeglasses. (He loving loves eyeglasses. He mostly leaves them alone when they're on my face, but when he sees me take them off, he will walk through fire to get to gnaw on the earpiece.)


He's very social, and while he doesn't often get quite this cuddly, he does love pets and likes being near me. He usually sleeps at my feet when I'm in bed. When I come home, he'll actually often stand up on his hindlegs against my leg, like a dog would. Yes, it is extremely adorable but sadly I haven't managed to get a photo of it.


On a closing note, here's Mauri hugging his foot.

P.S: He also really loves armpits.

Nordick has a new favorite as of 11:34 on May 23, 2023

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
I love him. Please come post him in the best cat thread for everyone to love :kimchi: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3201527

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


One of my discord buddies posted this:

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Nordick posted:


He's very social, and while he doesn't often get quite this cuddly, he does love pets and likes being near me. He usually sleeps at my feet when I'm in bed. When I come home, he'll actually often stand up on his hindlegs against my leg, like a dog would. Yes, it is extremely adorable but sadly I haven't managed to get a photo of it.

Nothing like the feeling of an animal that trusts you enough to take a nap on you.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


What a nice kitty. :kimchi: Please tell him he is very good.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Cautious:

https://i.imgur.com/mqLtnGi.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/srQqZyY.mp4

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

I am 100% certain this is how I die.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I want to know how they got those mittens on in the first place, I presume anesthesia.

Crystal Lake Witch
Apr 25, 2010


PainterofCrap posted:

I want to know how they got those mittens on in the first place, I presume anesthesia.

I can only assume that the same 'Don't Fight A Cat, Use Drugs' rules apply, regardless of the size of the cat

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


new platypuss just dropped

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


PainterofCrap posted:

I want to know how they got those mittens on in the first place, I presume anesthesia.

Just off screen is Wrestling Mike, the big cat grappler; renowned for his fighting acumen and crippling fear of needles.

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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

OwlFancier posted:

new platypuss just dropped

Well now I'm imagining an episode of Phineas & Ferb where a tiger is filling in for Perry the Platypus with the world's worst platypus costume but Doofenschmirtz keeps falling for it and keeps getting horribly mauled and it's loving hilarious

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