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IBroughttheFunk posted:No, no, it's not the garbage-spewing website where misinfo can be much more easily shared than before. You see, the issue is.... An even worse replier in their comments has a fix: We need a blockchain-based solution to image veracity!
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I wonder how many of these elon simps watched succession and were like "these are heroes"
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Verisimilidude posted:I wonder how many of these elon simps watched succession and were like "these are heroes" Slate had a good article on that and the “Bad Fans” (ie people who watch antiheroes and root for them) https://slate.com/culture/2023/05/succession-season-4-episode-9-church-and-state-logan-roy-funeral-antihero.html
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Verisimilidude posted:I wonder how many of these elon simps watched succession and were like "these are heroes" Still wild to me that some folks watch the Boys and refuse to believe Homelander’s the villain.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:No, no, it's not the garbage-spewing website where misinfo can be much more easily shared than before. You see, the issue is.... I'm no artist, but I'm reasonably sure I could recreate that in ms paint.
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Parkingtigers posted:I would have hated that film 20 years ago, but it's a cute little time capsule of nostalgia at this point (which thematically ties in with the framing device of the movie itself confirming Britney Spears as a genius). Not a bad romp, that one! I actually paid more attention to it than Crossroads, simply because I really needed the subtitles to understand the patois. But now I know the proper way to use "blood clot", should the need arise. Also I fully expect to drive my husband bananas by pronouncing his name, Wayne, with a Jamaican accent when he gets home today. "WIN! WIIIINNN!" Thanks again, Parkingtigers! In a more directly Musk-related anecdote, I'm gonna be renting a car next month, and for kicks I looked at what Enterprise offers as a luxury rental. Lol that they lump Teslas in that category. If I was a suicidal sociopath who didn't care about my life or the lives of anyone on the road, it'd be funny to get on I-81, tell it to go north for 585 miles, and see how long it takes to crash while I lean back and let it drive itself.
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Check out the replies on this tweet. @GetVideoBot and @SaveVidBot are paying for Blue so every time someone (blue or not) tags them to get a download link, the bot's reply pushes the tweet to the top of the replies. Twitter should be burying posts from these accounts since they aren't relevant to anyone. Under the old algorithm, they would get zero engagement and fall to the bottom quickly. Now they flood the replies and kill all engagement on popular tweets. So what I'm saying is if you want your reply to float to the top, just tag a blue-subscribed bot at the end of your tweet.
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wa27 posted:Check out the replies on this tweet. @GetVideoBot and @SaveVidBot are paying for Blue so every time someone (blue or not) tags them to get a download link, the bot's reply pushes the tweet to the top of the replies. Twitter should be burying posts from these accounts since they aren't relevant to anyone. Under the old algorithm, they would get zero engagement and fall to the bottom quickly. Now they flood the replies and kill all engagement on popular tweets. But I thought Elmo killed all the bots.
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Buce posted:(30-second pause) "it ... makes one think ... of ... the film 'blade runner' uh ... and, er, the line ... 'he say you brade runnah'. yes. I often ... think of that, uh, that ... line." https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660736069258682369
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660738853970272256?cxt=HHwWgICz-YnMkIwuAAAA Please someone explain the irony.
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god Musk is such a loving bad poster and that's me saying it!
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What a loving loser https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660733363764842516?s=20
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DeeplyConcerned posted:It's amazing how often in this thread someone will post a hypothetical ripping Elon, then the very next day Elon will actually say a pretty close approximation of whatever we were saying he would say to make fun of him very few realize this
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660738853970272256?cxt=HHwWgICz-YnMkIwuAAAA I mean, I guess it's kinda ironic because you would expect Twitter to be down
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AARP LARPer posted:god Musk is such a loving bad poster and that's me saying it! 
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ever since taylor swift dated the racist or sexist guy i guess elon thinks he has a chance
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.random posted:I once (briefly) interacted with someone who claimed “there is no such thing as mis- or disinformation.” Find a blog with a picture of an eagle sitting on Ben Franklin’s shoulder.
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MrMojok posted:That film is not only better than a quarter of all the Bond films ever made, it’s also better than at least four of the best picture Oscar winners of the last three decades damning with faint praise, savage
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AARP LARPer posted:quite a few of us in the Reply Guy Guild are seriously considering censuring Musk, but while there's a lot of support, none of us are willing to be the initiators. As a member of the Reply Guy Reply Guy local chapter #373, I say brilliant gambit sir. Well played!
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You know, the fact that Elon doesn't actually post here is a real value-add. We should look into monetizing that.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:You know, the fact that Elon doesn't actually post here is a real value-add. We should look into monetizing that. If he finds out he'll just buy the site. But at least I guess Jeff could become fabulously wealthy.
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I think it’s time we started talking profit-sharing with Jeffrey, presuming the inevitable billionaire acquisition. I’m willing to take 10% of profits of a sale, but I’m not sure other posters will be as reasonable.
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God drat you Elon what layers of irony?
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Kevin DuBrow posted:God drat you Elon what layers of irony? Several orders of magnitude of them.
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Escape From Noise posted:Several orders of magnitude of them. Interesting
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Elon banning Taylor Swift because she dunked on him would be real funny.
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Plan R posted:Elon banning Taylor Swift because she dunked on him would be real funny. I'm not sure how much she posts to twitter, but it would be really hilarious to see a war between elon-stans and swifties
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kazil posted:I'm not sure how much she posts to twitter, but it would be really hilarious to see a war between elon-stans and swifties If this happens prepare for an epic Rick and Morty "Get Swifty" meme from Mush.
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elon getting dunked on from the future. he’s so fuckin lame it transcends time.
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Alan Smithee posted:How do we know it’s not happening? Did the lame stream media tell you it wasn’t? Pink is all the same person replying to different people:   
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Buce posted:elon getting dunked on from the future. he’s so fuckin lame it transcends time. Swift's Basilisk
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Fifteen scattered cellular telephones sputter across the vinyl bar top, held acrop by a bamboo berm as thick as the bartender’s hog. Tucked away and compressed - twisted and mashed to fit into some…a magical plastic egg. A quarter slept in the gutters. Found by a child - a wish. Into the promise of a machine. Turned into an egg. He got another. “He got another”. Not sure who said it. A singer. Maybe a seamstress, might be a mom, a killer a…no. No maybe, anymore. Me? Another bolt of lighting - the phones - which makes two. If it’s your first day someone will take your hand and pat it, just to say they heard the first one too. Last call only requires you to remember what home means - might as well drink ‘til you find it. “Can’t get me,” coughs the man at the end of the bar, shaking his feathers as if the devil stole his favorite pillow. As it has been, heads tilted secretly in obvious unison - “he’s endangered”, “poor endangered man”, “bless his bird heart”. “Bird aren’t real lol it’s a meme 420”. Maybe I’m not real. A flame trench wouldn’t have helped. That’s not real. Eggs burn. You had a flame trench and I watched it burn. I felt it burn. The manager walks in the door, clearly lying to someone over text messages. An odd number of eyes brush his neck - “ah jeezits did musky make something normal sound gross or what?”. The silence echoes back. Taylor Swift this time. Breakfast in America hits the cold mirror in a splash of used irises. This song is a banger. Back in the corner, a lonely endangered bird whistles along. Take a look at my girlfriend. One last look.
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