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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

namlosh posted:

Now I’m imagining Hank getting goatse’d

BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHHHHAHHHAH

"i tell you hwat, a wedding ring used to mean something!"

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Uh, lookie here. I-I'm sorry, folks.

My breakfast burrito is fixing to say adios.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Nooner posted:

That hole ain't right

No gat dang ring!

naem
May 29, 2011

“Do I look like I know hwhat a Jay Peg is? I just want a picture of a got-dang..”

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

My daddy spanked me every day from when I was nine till I was sixteen, and I turned out okay. Bastard.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

namlosh posted:

Now I’m imagining Hank getting goatse’d

BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHHHHAHHHAH

Peggy: I believe there’s something wrong with that man’s anus.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Peggy: As someone who formerly had an entire internet fetish site named after her, I'm kind of a specialist in that culture.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Peggy: Hoatse

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Peggy: I believe there’s something wrong with that man’s anus.

That man has a medical condition.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

l learned something from that explosion.

Beauty doesn't last forever. lt can be blown off your head.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Peggy: I believe there’s something wrong with that man’s anus.

Well, Hank's one to talk.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
No rear end and a narrow urethra.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
In my opinion, the day after Thanksgiving has the most stretched anuses of any day of the year

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I did a pretty deep dive into some of the goatman's videos a while back.

It is my non-medical, but experienced opinion that based on the ease in which the goatman dropped things in to his dick hole, that he could help hank with his uhhhhhh " limitations"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


cap snaffler.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Hank!

l can't find Bobby!

Connie says he ran away and he's already beyond the tri-yard area.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

l heard enough from you.

The more you hold in, the more you put on strange Sinead O'Connor act.

l cry river of tear for Buckley.

Why not you?

Activia
Apr 13, 2022

Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth
It’s a Braeburn!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
SQUID BOAT!

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I don't know what to expect from Nancy. Last time we talked, she was full of herself, and domestic champagne.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Activia posted:

It’s a Braeburn!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Bobby's lip curling into a smile when hank informs him he has a disease... in his brain

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Thanks a lot, Captain Bringdown

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Bobby's lip curling into a smile when hank informs him he has a disease... in his brain

What's this, the blindness episode?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

That is SO Arizona!

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/steveyurko/status/1661068898089963520?s=46&t=hYF4DBv-yILl3j4LNUsZwg

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



i live in the overlapping portions of this venn diagram

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Bobby?

We are heading down the hall towards your room, son.

That's us knocking, your mother and me.

Okay, then. We're coming on in.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'm a vegetarian, Bobby -l don't eat meat.

My dad says...if God didn't want us to eat meat, He wouldn't have invented steak sauce.

Your dad says that?

Once.

Did you know that the average person consumes 500 chickens?

That's enough chickens to feed a whole starving village.

But they shouldn't eat them.

Because that's bad.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Washington! Hitler! Washington! Hitler!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



SilvergunSuperman posted:

My dad says...if God didn't want us to eat meat, He wouldn't have invented steak sauce.

This bugs me because don't believe for a second that Hank uses steak sauce.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hank cooks with propane, may as well finish ruining it

SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

When Hank cooks he probably eats steak correctly. But have you seen Peggy's cooking? I think the pork chops she served during the Bobby in Home Ec episode constitute a war crime.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Kalli posted:

Washington! Hitler! Washington! Hitler!

Picture Ronald Reagan. He's squatting over a..

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

SettingSun posted:

When Hank cooks he probably eats steak correctly. But have you seen Peggy's cooking? I think the pork chops she served during the Bobby in Home Ec episode constitute a war crime.

Hank eating with a strained face: “yep, tastes like Tuesday”

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
SUNDAY

SUNDAY

and saturday

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

bobjr posted:

Hank eating with a strained face: “yep, tastes like Tuesday”

I love how fast he pushes the plate away

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

SettingSun posted:

When Hank cooks he probably eats steak correctly. But have you seen Peggy's cooking? I think the pork chops she served during the Bobby in Home Ec episode constitute a war crime.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

hank was a huge rear end in a top hat in that episode

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