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Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

AceClown posted:

Central Europe is turbo hosed, it's been under severe drought conditions for what 2? 3? years now with no sign whatsoever of it easing up. Northern Italy is 8ft under water because they had something like an entire year of rain in 3 days and the alps are nearly barren of snow. it's not a good time this side of the Pacific.

Oh and in the last 6 months Germany has closed down its last remaining nuclear plants and gone all in on coal stations....

wealthy liberals fleeing to europe are in for a treat with how swiftly things are gonna go off the rails there. its gonna be an incredible show

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Ihmemies
Oct 6, 2012

I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
The mid-high latitudes seem to really be shaking out to be the worst.

Struensee
Nov 9, 2011
I'm lolling at the thought that central and southern Europeans won't just move up here. A lot of young Spaniards for example came to Denmark for the free tertiary education when I was still in school. I'm sure it hasn't lessened since then.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

it's a good thing the UK completely disconnected from mainland Europe at a time when international cooperation would be most necessary for their own longevity

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

people laugh at me when I try to explain why over the last few years the UK has gone super hard on migrants and all but closed our borders

the type of chuds who are racist anti-migrant idiots are also climate crisis deniers, who would have thought!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Acelerion posted:

Fluid dynamics is stupidly math intensive and sensitive to boundary conditions, phase transitions, etc...I feel for you atmospheric modeling folks because on top of existential horror you picked fun with greens functions

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Someone should tell this user about this thread.

reddit posted:

Does anyone else get mentally stressed from the rain knowing this just isn’t normal anymore when will this madness stop?
Rant
The past 6 months is far beyond any record rainfall in Aucklands history when will it stop?! Anyone else feel anxious like me?

When I hear the rain while I’m trying to sleep or get awoken from it I feel like I get a mild form of PTSD since it has made me sleep deprived and mentally stressed at work for months. Room is a sleep out so it just amplifys the sound of the rain even louder, I wake up from it and it’s hard to get any sleep to the point I get extremely angry and mentally stressed since I know I need some sleep for work. I also get scared since I have a fear that it might be flooding outside while I’m sleeping….

https://www.reddit.com/r/auckland/comments/13o1yz3/does_anyone_else_get_mentally_stressed_from_the/

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

antipattern posted:

lmao jfc

sure, I'm dying of heatstroke and my crops and farm animals are dead but I'm glad all these financial products are there to make it better :downs:

I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance.

Capital is ready to cash in on all ailments.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

I recently watched that show Extrapolations and it was just mediocre enough that I'm craving some better-executed climate doom fiction.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Ihmemies posted:

I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be.

Yeah just steer clear of like half of the Netherlands though maybe

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm just gonna keep living in the cursed lands of Canada and ride out biosphere collapse there until the Americans invade us a la Fallout.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Hubbert posted:

I'm just gonna keep living in the cursed lands of Canada and ride out biosphere collapse there until the Americans invade us a la Fallout.

same but also sticking to ontario. we'd flirted with the idea of moving back out west but lol. lmao.

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


perching just south of the border, waiting eagerly to be conscripted and issued power armor

that's definitely how that will play out

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Cross post from political cartoons thread

Pants Donkey posted:

This one needs some context. I was going to make an effort post earlier, but I got busy with stuff.

So back before the car, the streets belonged to pedestrians. Horses top out around 30 MPH, and that’s assuming a single rider and not a wagon or anything else hitched to them. Even the earliest cars weren’t much faster if faster at all, and they were a luxury so not all that common on streets. So mixed traffic on the street was very common: a mix of pedestrians, horses, and cars. It was not uncommon to have kids playing or people chatting in the streets. It was a public place, and the impetus was upon the rider/driver to avoid pedestrians.

That changes after the turn of the century: cars get significantly faster. Whereas the Model T topped out at around 40mph, you had newer models getting faster and faster.

And people loving hated them.

They were loud, produced pollution, and disrupted street traffic, often lethally. People were not fans of these new, speedy vehicles, and that was a problem for the auto makers. How do you change public perception of these noisy death machines?

The answer was to portray the pedestrian as the enemy. The pedestrian is an invader of the street, which was a subtle implication that the street belonged to cars. Automakers had aggressive lobbying, ad campaigns, and even offered to write news articles for the papers about any auto accident which obviously were slanted to make it the fault of the pedestrian.

It worked: laws designed to limit car speeds or other common-sense regulation were quashed and jaywalking became a new crime. While jaywalking wasn’t all that respected at first, the media blitz did its work of demonizing the pedestrian.

And that’s how we lost our streets to cars. Emboldened, automakers would continue to use their influence to shape our infrastructure around their product, make cars a necessity to live, undermine public transportation, and loosen regulations to unleash the unholy creation that is the SUV.

While I can’t say for sure if cartoonist were outright paid to produce jaywalking propaganda or just bought into the lies themselves, there are a decent amount of jaywalking cartoons around that period.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


like half of guam is devoted to hilariously important and strategic military installations. they'll get help.


..probably

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Ihmemies posted:

I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be.

Probably doing a lot of lifting here, if the gulf stream collapses it'll be under many feet of snow for like 8 months of the year

antipattern
Nov 8, 2019

silicone thrills posted:

I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance.

Capital is ready to cash in on all ailments.

:smith: I hope you don't get it despite having the gene

And yeah, capital will continue cashing in right up until conditions deteriorate to the point where money loses all meaning.

Puppy Burner
Sep 9, 2011
Gonna stay in Niagara and grow my plants and walk the old growth, personally.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Cold on a Cob posted:

if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry

Chinese supersoldiers invading California by simply swimming across the Pacific

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Stereotype posted:

there is no speed that is too fast for me. i think most people in this thread are the same. everything is actually happening a lot slower than i expected. poo poo should be so much worse by now

I just want to get to the fireworks factory.

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Not apocalyptic enough. Have them waddle across the Pacific Puddle

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Eraflure posted:

Not apocalyptic enough. Have them waddle across the Pacific Puddle

The Pacific will be bigger, wider, more acidic, everything will be dead, etc. Also apparently loving diagonal or some poo poo according to that El Nino stuff. That's apocalyptic.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i've banged this drum more than once but broad strokes of the ending of oryx and crake feels more and more likely all the time, except that was a happy ending compared to what will probably happen

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012


Brendan Rodgers posted:

The Pacific will be bigger, wider, more acidic, everything will be dead, etc. Also apparently loving diagonal or some poo poo according to that El Nino stuff. That's apocalyptic.

As always, it all comes back to humanity's greatest work of art: Waterworld

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
instead of making peaceful Crakers we're going to bioengineer xenomorphs with gills

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

silicone thrills posted:

I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance.

Capital is ready to cash in on all ailments.

cancer insurance?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

The Oldest Man posted:

cancer insurance?

https://www.mutualofomaha.com/cancer-heart-attack-stroke-insurance

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1660864169271341057

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



You can't post that on C-SPAM

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

all my friends work in the advanced science

I work in the... other science

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Knitting Beetles posted:

No idea if this is true but tire manufacturers designing their products to disintegrate as fast as possible seems obvious, big lol if this could've been largely avoided if it weren't for $

I dont think that is true, tyres are not lightbubs..
Tyre's need to be either hard for long wearing or soft for good grip, manufacturers offer a range of tyre's that suit the purpose.

They are pretty much going to have to invent hover cars to avoid tyre particles.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Cold on a Cob posted:

if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry

it's called FEV and it's canon

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Trainee PornStar posted:

I dont think that is true, tyres are not lightbubs..
Tyre's need to be either hard for long wearing or soft for good grip, manufacturers offer a range of tyre's that suit the purpose.

They are pretty much going to have to invent hover cars to avoid tyre particles.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011



nice fantasy future tech you've got there

get back to us when the impossible physics problem of a dozen derailments per day is solved!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Cold on a Cob posted:

i've banged this drum more than once but broad strokes of the ending of oryx and crake feels more and more likely all the time, except that was a happy ending compared to what will probably happen

that was a great book and she just had to go back and gently caress it up with the sequels

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




Next you're gonna tell me wheels connected to a solid axle on your new found railed contraption can take a turn without breaking the laws of physics!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


i've been cracking and pinging pretty hard for like three days or so but i just want to say i miss bugs

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Hubbert posted:

it's called FEV and it's canon

oh yeah, true. i forgot fev is pre-war tech in the games and the boss of fallout 2is an fev enhanced soldier underneath custom power armor iirc

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