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AceClown posted:Central Europe is turbo hosed, it's been under severe drought conditions for what 2? 3? years now with no sign whatsoever of it easing up. Northern Italy is 8ft under water because they had something like an entire year of rain in 3 days and the alps are nearly barren of snow. it's not a good time this side of the Pacific. wealthy liberals fleeing to europe are in for a treat with how swiftly things are gonna go off the rails there. its gonna be an incredible show
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:16 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 16:03 |
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I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be.
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:21 |
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The mid-high latitudes seem to really be shaking out to be the worst.
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:24 |
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I'm lolling at the thought that central and southern Europeans won't just move up here. A lot of young Spaniards for example came to Denmark for the free tertiary education when I was still in school. I'm sure it hasn't lessened since then.
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:26 |
it's a good thing the UK completely disconnected from mainland Europe at a time when international cooperation would be most necessary for their own longevity
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:28 |
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people laugh at me when I try to explain why over the last few years the UK has gone super hard on migrants and all but closed our borders the type of chuds who are racist anti-migrant idiots are also climate crisis deniers, who would have thought!
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:29 |
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Acelerion posted:Fluid dynamics is stupidly math intensive and sensitive to boundary conditions, phase transitions, etc...I feel for you atmospheric modeling folks because on top of existential horror you picked fun with greens functions
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# ? May 23, 2023 16:58 |
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Someone should tell this user about this thread.reddit posted:Does anyone else get mentally stressed from the rain knowing this just isn’t normal anymore when will this madness stop? https://www.reddit.com/r/auckland/comments/13o1yz3/does_anyone_else_get_mentally_stressed_from_the/
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:11 |
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antipattern posted:lmao jfc I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance. Capital is ready to cash in on all ailments.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:14 |
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I recently watched that show Extrapolations and it was just mediocre enough that I'm craving some better-executed climate doom fiction.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:19 |
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Ihmemies posted:I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be. Yeah just steer clear of like half of the Netherlands though maybe
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:45 |
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I'm just gonna keep living in the cursed lands of Canada and ride out biosphere collapse there until the Americans invade us a la Fallout.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:54 |
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Hubbert posted:I'm just gonna keep living in the cursed lands of Canada and ride out biosphere collapse there until the Americans invade us a la Fallout. same but also sticking to ontario. we'd flirted with the idea of moving back out west but lol. lmao.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:55 |
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perching just south of the border, waiting eagerly to be conscripted and issued power armor that's definitely how that will play out
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:00 |
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if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:05 |
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Cross post from political cartoons threadPants Donkey posted:This one needs some context. I was going to make an effort post earlier, but I got busy with stuff.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:12 |
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like half of guam is devoted to hilariously important and strategic military installations. they'll get help. ..probably
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:13 |
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Ihmemies posted:I recommend northern europe, it probably won’t be as hosed as central europe will be. Probably doing a lot of lifting here, if the gulf stream collapses it'll be under many feet of snow for like 8 months of the year
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:17 |
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silicone thrills posted:I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance. I hope you don't get it despite having the gene And yeah, capital will continue cashing in right up until conditions deteriorate to the point where money loses all meaning.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:18 |
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Gonna stay in Niagara and grow my plants and walk the old growth, personally.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:23 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry Chinese supersoldiers invading California by simply swimming across the Pacific
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:25 |
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Stereotype posted:there is no speed that is too fast for me. i think most people in this thread are the same. everything is actually happening a lot slower than i expected. poo poo should be so much worse by now I just want to get to the fireworks factory.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:29 |
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Not apocalyptic enough. Have them waddle across the Pacific Puddle
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:30 |
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Eraflure posted:Not apocalyptic enough. Have them waddle across the Pacific Puddle The Pacific will be bigger, wider, more acidic, everything will be dead, etc. Also apparently loving diagonal or some poo poo according to that El Nino stuff. That's apocalyptic.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:31 |
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i've banged this drum more than once but broad strokes of the ending of oryx and crake feels more and more likely all the time, except that was a happy ending compared to what will probably happen
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:33 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:The Pacific will be bigger, wider, more acidic, everything will be dead, etc. Also apparently loving diagonal or some poo poo according to that El Nino stuff. That's apocalyptic. As always, it all comes back to humanity's greatest work of art: Waterworld
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:35 |
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instead of making peaceful Crakers we're going to bioengineer xenomorphs with gills
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:35 |
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silicone thrills posted:I got a dna confirmation test that i have a nasty cancer gene and no poo poo 3 days later i got a thing in the mail from mutual of omaha for cancer insurance. cancer insurance?
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:39 |
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The Oldest Man posted:cancer insurance? https://www.mutualofomaha.com/cancer-heart-attack-stroke-insurance
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:41 |
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https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1660864169271341057
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:36 |
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You can't post that on C-SPAM
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:38 |
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all my friends work in the advanced science I work in the... other science
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:52 |
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Knitting Beetles posted:No idea if this is true but tire manufacturers designing their products to disintegrate as fast as possible seems obvious, big lol if this could've been largely avoided if it weren't for $ I dont think that is true, tyres are not lightbubs.. Tyre's need to be either hard for long wearing or soft for good grip, manufacturers offer a range of tyre's that suit the purpose. They are pretty much going to have to invent hover cars to avoid tyre particles.
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:02 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:if i still played games i'd play the gently caress out of a reboot of fallout centered around a climate apocalypse where the usa and china go nuts with crispr instead of atomic energy + weaponry it's called FEV and it's canon
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:02 |
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Trainee PornStar posted:I dont think that is true, tyres are not lightbubs..
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:18 |
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nice fantasy future tech you've got there get back to us when the impossible physics problem of a dozen derailments per day is solved!
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:22 |
Cold on a Cob posted:i've banged this drum more than once but broad strokes of the ending of oryx and crake feels more and more likely all the time, except that was a happy ending compared to what will probably happen that was a great book and she just had to go back and gently caress it up with the sequels
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:24 |
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Next you're gonna tell me wheels connected to a solid axle on your new found railed contraption can take a turn without breaking the laws of physics!
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:27 |
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i've been cracking and pinging pretty hard for like three days or so but i just want to say i miss bugs
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:29 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 16:03 |
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Hubbert posted:it's called FEV and it's canon oh yeah, true. i forgot fev is pre-war tech in the games and the boss of fallout 2is an fev enhanced soldier underneath custom power armor iirc
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