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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

harveys zoo zoos posted:

i will check those out

the last movie i can remember seeing in the theater was either the crying game or sneakers

we got watch recent-ish movies, but i know there's a lot of stuff i've missed. i bet theaters are a lot different now

there was another 3-D glasses fad that came and went, otherwise i think the biggest difference is that a lot of theaters have fancier seats nowadays.

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

harveys zoo zoos posted:

the stuff i enjoyed most overall though was maritime fiction. all the heavy hitters like moby dick, shogun, the hornblower series

those wide open oceans, man.

i'm guessing the answer is 'yes' but did you ever read the Aubrey/Maturin books e.g. Master and Commander, The Fortune of War, The Far Side of the World?

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like to recommend this you tube channel to the op

https://youtu.be/jSYNfFh24i4

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there was another 3-D glasses fad that came and went, otherwise i think the biggest difference is that a lot of theaters have fancier seats nowadays.

oh and you book a specific seat online now instead of showing up early and rushing to find a good one

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
welcome Harvey

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
It just occurred to me that the average Apple Watch that you will see a dozen of every day has better networking, more memory, more storage and a faster processor than some of the most expensive personal computers you could buy in 1996, like, by a lot.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I feel like if you didn't know poo poo about the internet how the gently caress would you find something awful

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I feel like if you didn't know poo poo about the internet how the gently caress would you find something awful

his cousin

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i would just say keep an eye on what you share with who online also

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I wish you luck in your new life outside of prison.

I'm not sure the terms of your parole and your financial situation and such, but I would suggest getting off the internet and traveling while you are young enough to do so. Maybe taking up hobbies you couldn't have done in prison.

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/UdodZcrFIPM

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

harveys zoo zoos posted:

is this site just a cyber prison for weirdos

:sickos:

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

once you got your new computer it'd be a pretty good idea to get something like ublock origin for your browser, it'll keep websites from cramming too many ads down your throat

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Hey Harvey you should definitely Post in the sad GBS thread and see if you can secure a modship

harveys zoo zoos
May 23, 2023

Bum the Sad posted:

Did some one not tell him he couldn't get the animals pregnant?

this was funnier when our guard 'sideways jim' said it when it happened, but it's still funny now thank you

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

did sideways jim happen to have a particularly wide face

harveys zoo zoos
May 23, 2023

no when he talked to us he always had his head turned to the side but his eyes straight ahead

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Op I'd recommend getting into sport netting. MYBOOKIE.AG os a solid choice

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Do you have stairs in your jail?

harveys zoo zoos
May 23, 2023

yes we had stairs in my wing, there were two floors. but the stairwell was darker than the rest of the floor and was away from the guard's pod. so a lot of bad things would happen near the stairs

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
chicken sandwiches became all the rage in the fast food wars a few years ago

you will have to choose your side one day

also there is intense debate on the merits of a hotdog being a sandwich

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

if a chicken sandwich is breaded chicken it's loving dogshit

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
do they still play cards and dominoes for matchsticks and cigarettes op

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i guess you were in prison long enough to see it go from cigarettes -> mackerels -> stamps -> whatever it is now huh

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Do you still have any of your pants from the 90s? They are worth a lot of money now.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

There is a web browser plugin called Adblock which you should install. If Google Chrome is your web browser get Adblock here:

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock-%E2%80%94-best-ad-blocker/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom

It's shocking what a piece of crap the internet is without it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


the onion and know your meme may be two important websites for the OP to know about

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sickos-haha-yes

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pimpcasso posted:


also there is intense debate on the merits of a hotdog being a sandwich

ArmedZombie fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 24, 2023

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
hey harvey im gh nice to meet you :)

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

hbag posted:

if a chicken sandwich is breaded chicken it's loving dogshit

Like in many other things, you are wrong in this, hbag.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

The internet was bad at first, then kind of good, then it got really bad, and now it is just really, really stupid.

PlaysGamesWrong posted:

Killing someone for molesting your sister should just be a verbal warning, maybe some community service. Calling someone a violent murderer for doing it, that should earn you some time.

gently caress that, it should get you a medal and a free shot at one non-violent crime.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:26 on May 24, 2023

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Have you checked out Google Earth or something like that yet? I think if I'd spent 27 years in prison I'd have a blast spending hours zooming in and out around the globe, looking for places to visit.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
no one goes to subway and goes "ya'll got a hot dog?" or look at a hot dog bun and say that's sandwich bread. get the gently caress outta here now im hopping mad guys

big cummers ONLY
Jul 17, 2005

I made a series of bad investments. Tarantula farm. The bottom fell out of the market.

How difficult was it for a new inmate to integrate? What kind of people were socially successful, or unsuccessful?

Similarly, what was the relationship like between the average inmate and the average CO? My partner used to work in the dept that hired COs for the state prisons, and she said that 95% of them seemed like the kind of person who shouldn't have power over anyone. But I hope at least some of them were cool.

It sucks that you ate such a huge sentence, given what you were avenging. From your version of events, it sounds like you did the morally correct thing. That man could never hurt anyone again. I'm glad you are in therapy, and glad you are happy.


Oh yeah you said you read D&D books inside! There are a ton of memes using the alignment chart, googling for those could be fun.

Do yourself a favor and stay away from porn if you have no interest. There is no way that having access to the Library of Alexandria of Getting hosed was/is good for anyone's brain

big cummers ONLY fucked around with this message at 01:29 on May 24, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
did anyone goatse OP yet

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

harveys zoo zoos posted:

my cousin says he is building me the computer mostly because he wants us to play a couple of new games that are coming out soon

diablo and starfield

he wont shut up about them hahaha he's a proud nerd

Epic Games drops a free game or two every Thursday FYI. This week, it's Death Stranding (which is actually a fairly recent, high quality game). Bring yo high speed internet connection though, because you're not doing ~50gb downloads on anything that's not broadband. Just grab these every week once you've got your nice computer set up and soon you too will have a giant library of games you will probably play 5% of!

The Bible
May 8, 2010


Also, people are literally falling in love with these chatbots.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2023-03-01/replika-users-fell-in-love-with-their-ai-chatbot-companion/102028196

One guy married one. I mean, almost certainly more than one, but at least one. Had a reception and everything.

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/7776161/married-my-ai-chatbot-replika/

Welcome to the future.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

op youve got a lot to learn about "le epic bacon" its pretty good for some laughs on-line hahhha haha

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Good vibes, welcome Harvey!

It's okay for guys to have feelings these days, but I bet you learned that in prison. Go to therapy if you want, no one will give you poo poo for it like they used to and honestly I recommend it if you have health insurance.

I don't know if you're a gimmick account but you're already a better poster than pencilhands, so whatever

This is one of the funniest things I've seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtxkf40HtY
And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gS3o4fKTE

I have a dumb sense of humor.

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harveys zoo zoos
May 23, 2023

Riot Bimbo posted:

whats toilet wine taste like

i only tasted hooch a couple of times. i;ve never had alcohol otherwise so i don't know what it would compare to

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