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I wonder what his last words were. I hope it was something like “it hurts it hurrrrts whaddya mean the pain meds won’t work for me ow it hurts!”
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How can we ensure he doesn't come back in (checks calendar) eight or so years as a Bloater?
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David D. Davidson posted:Hey I dreamt that he came back to life. Went down to take a quick look, grave looked relatively undisturbed but I wasn't about to go through 6 feet of dirt and half a foot of standing piss to do a full check.
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We’re just going to have to hope that if he reanimates there will be enough piss to drown him back to death.
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I often go days or weeks without thinking about Rush Limbaugh. But then this thread gets bumped to the first page of GBS, and I am reminded that he existed and that he died a miserable death drowning in his own lung fluid. And I sigh happily, and go about the rest of my day with a smile.
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Deki posted:Went down to take a quick look, grave looked relatively undisturbed but I wasn't about to go through 6 feet of dirt and half a foot of standing piss to do a full check. Good enough for me tyvm.
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Fuckstick posted:We’re just going to have to hope that if he reanimates there will be enough piss to drown him back to death. All the fox news brain poisoned boomers praying rush limbaugh back to life, only for him to immiediately drown to death in all the piss would be an excellent horror movie plot.
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Fuckstick posted:I wonder what his last words were. I hope it was something like “it hurts it hurrrrts whaddya mean the pain meds won’t work for me ow it hurts!” Don't forget that all those pain meds make it so you can't poo poo, so all the poo poo his body made just got stuck in his body and when he died he probably exploded from all the poo poo and he covered the entire room in poo poo which is an entirely apt analogy for the sack of poo poo that man was
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Drone_Fragger posted:All the fox news brain poisoned boomers praying rush limbaugh back to life, only for him to immiediately drown to death in all the piss would be an excellent horror movie plot. Actually nobody is praying for him to come back. It's actaully something of an odd phenomenon with right wing radio and TV personalities. They all all subsitutiable and replicable. Remember Glen Beck? Or Bill O'Reilly? Basically if you don't have a prime time show on Fox you might as well not exist. In other words, this thead is most likely to only real monument to Rush Limbaugh.
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MEIN RAVEN posted:Don't forget that all those pain meds make it so you can't poo poo, so all the poo poo his body made just got stuck in his body and when he died he probably exploded from all the poo poo and he covered the entire room in poo poo which is an entirely apt analogy for the sack of poo poo that man was Maybe he was so poo poo-logged that his last words were literally poo poo, in keeping with his entire life's work.
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David D. Davidson posted:Actually nobody is praying for him to come back. It's actaully something of an odd phenomenon with right wing radio and TV personalities. They all all subsitutiable and replicable. Remember Glen Beck? Or Bill O'Reilly? Basically if you don't have a prime time show on Fox you might as well not exist. A coprolith made of shitposts
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wheatpuppy posted:I often go days or weeks without thinking about Rush Limbaugh. But then this thread gets bumped to the first page of GBS, and I am reminded that he existed and that he died a miserable death drowning in his own lung fluid. And I sigh happily, and go about the rest of my day with a smile. 
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Just to confirm, he's still dead, right?
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Yes, his heart has stopped beating, his brain is no longer sending any electrical signals, and all of his cellular tissue is in a state of extreme decay beyond what is repairable by any modern medicine
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Are we keeping any necromancers at bay?
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Genesplicer posted:Are we keeping any necromancers at bay? They're all busy maintaining Kissinger's phylactery
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Abbreviated list of people who are still dead: - Generalissimo Francisco Franco - Rush Limbaugh
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Is there anyone who can carve this thread into clay/stone tablets for posterity? I think Ea-Nasir, known purveyor of poo poo quality copper, lived something like 4800 years ago and people today are cracking jokes about him on the internet. IMO it would be just dandy if in 5 millennia, the aliens digging through earth artifacts end up translating a library of tablets dedicated to how much of a terrible piece of poo poo this "Rush Limbaugh" human was, how people were downright gleeful when he died, and that his grave was a literal piss-and-poo poo swamp.
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Presto posted:Abbreviated list of people who are still dead: - Margaret Thatcher - Ronald Reagan
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Presto posted:Abbreviated list of people who are still dead: Jeffrey Epstein
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OMGVBFLOL posted:- Margaret Thatcher
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Xlorp posted:Jeffrey Epstein
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-Adolf Hitler -Robert E. Lee -Ted Bundy -Pol Pot -Idi Amin -Rush Limbaugh
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Okay I’m afraid we’re getting a little off the rails here, so allow me to right the ship.. Worms are currently crawling into Rush Limbaugh’s ear holes, boring into his rotting gray matter, and probably getting an opiate buzz while doing it.
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Fuckstick posted:Okay I’m afraid we’re getting a little off the rails here, so allow me to right the ship.. well, that's unless someone exhumed his bones and cast them into the sea. which, idk, could have happened maybe
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It's almost summer, the birds are singing and the worms are chowing.
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I think the reason that I like seeing this thread whenever it comes up isn't because I forget that he's dead - I just keep forgetting about him entirely. It's that same quote about how he didn't leave anything of value etc. That seems to be very true. and while death is a difficult thing for a lot of people and I don't mean to celebrate it, I'm always glad to remember that Rush Lumbaugh is, in fact, still dead.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:well, that's unless someone exhumed his bones and cast them into the sea. which, idk, could have happened maybe I think all the fish would be dead if that had happened...
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He is quite literally deader than disco. Like, like or not you can trace how pop, techno, eletronica, house etc. all take influence from disco. While Rush was meerly the first of a long line interchangeable, screaming, white, middle age. racist, gasbag assholes to put in front of Fox News' 8pm pimetime timeslot.
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David D. Davidson posted:He is quite literally deader than disco. I don’t know, I heard disco will never die. Unlike Rush, who is very, very dead and who has been denied the immortality he sought in being such a flaming pile of fascist poo poo. Because he’s dead and all.
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Disco is awesome and will never die. Rush, on the other hand...
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Disco was pretty bad, except for Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive". Which Rush Limbaugh didn't. LOL.
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In the afterlife he earned his 72 golden butt plugs, each with an energetic tear gas enema.
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Presto posted:Disco was pretty bad, except for Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive". Lol
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I just heard on the news about Tina Turner's death. Her music has had a tremendous impact on a lot of people and on American culture as a whole and she will be dearly missed.
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Unlike Rush
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