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harveys zoo zoos posted:i don;t know it has windows and it's 15 years old but my cousin said he is going to build one for me Yeah, a 2 grand computer is gonna own. When you get it, shoot me a PM and I'll give you some Steam codes I have doubles of to get you started on wasting the rest of your life gaming.
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hbag posted:if a chicken sandwich is breaded chicken it's loving dogshit anyway, i recommend the spicy popeyes'
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hbag posted:if a chicken sandwich is breaded chicken it's loving dogshit Don't really need to bring this kind of energy into the thread
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harveys zoo zoos posted:i only tasted hooch a couple of times. i;ve never had alcohol otherwise so i don't know what it would compare to it tastes like a lambic or sour, specifically like some Argus brews or Ginger Perry w.o the ginger. what I tried tasted like gatorade fruit punch
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# ? May 24, 2023 01:47 |
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Jelly posted:I have a dumb sense of humor. You're right, you're going to make him want to leave
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big cummers ONLY posted:How difficult was it for a new inmate to integrate? What kind of people were socially successful, or unsuccessful? i'd say that sums it up. most co's were power hungry assholes and changed our daily lives on nothing more than personal whim. the worst times were when a co would get divorced. they'd bring that poo poo to work and abuse us however they could. the sideways jim guard i mentioned before was alright though, and a few others. i had 2 wardens in charge while i was there. the first i didn't know well but he seemed okay from what i heard. the second was not a nice man at all. integration was rough for the new fish that had never been in the system before, like me. in fact this particular prison was known for being bad for newcomers. the kind of people that were socially successful were those that fronted up in their first few days. i dont mean like beat someone's rear end right from the get go, but more like a quiet projection of 'yeah, i know how this game is played'. i wasn't one of those. i tried to be brash and strong and it backfired. it took me a long time to reset and be comfortable and approach a new group. fortunately the cellie I had right at the start didn't take advantage of me and helped me chill out. it got much easier when i was moved from the bad section.
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# ? May 24, 2023 01:57 |
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One of the advantages of this site is that it’s become so niche and insular that there’s almost no scammers and other bad actors here. Everyone here is a real person. Unlike Twitter and some of the other big sites that are absolutely chock full of scammers and bots (fake accounts). Even Reddit’s recently become infested with bots, and with new AI the problem’s just going to become worse. Anyway if something seems too good to be true on the internet, it probably is. But your cousin has probably already warned you about that kind of thing.
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InsertPotPun posted:
I just wanted to say THANK YOU for this channel, it is genuinely funny and manages to avoid the lovely "two white dudes laughing at their own in-jokes and calling it a podcast" b.s. Seriously, this one's a proclick.
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Would you be willing to go more in depth on your first couple weeks there and what that was like, if you remember? Ignore anyone telling you to watch anime It's not worth it
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Let's just get anime out of the way right now. Hero is strong, bad guy stronger. Hero loses, trains, gets stronger, spend 3 episodes fighting bad guy, wins. Hero is stronger, new bad guy comes, and it just sort of loops from there. Either that or its some harem incest poo poo. You're all caught up on anime now.
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The Bible posted:Let's just get anime out of the way right now. you need to watch better anime
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hbag posted:you need to watch better anime Don't encourage anyone to watch anime.
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after 16 years, we discovered the cat in fact can haz cheezburger
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Oh my god I just realised you completely missed out on Spice Mania and the concept of Girl Power. Ok so there's Ginger Spice: She's the sexy, sassy one, that isn't afraid to speak her mind. There's Sporty Spice: She's a bit of a Tom Boy but still a girly girl deep down. There's Baby Spice: She's the innocent one. There's Posh Spice: She's a really stuck up bitch. And lastly there's Scary Spice: She's had 4 husbands all of whom died under suspicious circumstances.
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meat police posted:after 16 years, we discovered the cat in fact can haz cheezburger woah woah woah, he's been away for 3 decades. you can't just spring that kind of news on him, you gotta work your way up to it. ease up to it
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Forget how things changed out here, did anything change over the years in prison? Which gang did you have to side with? I hear this basically a necessity.
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sigher posted:Forget how things changed out here, did anything change over the years in prison? harveys zoo zoos posted:i am white but i was not in a gang with them and i dont like trump
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Have you read the doobies dog house thread yet. Can't stop thinking about those slaw dogs
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I asked chatGPT what I should know about if I've been in prison for 30 yearsrobot posted:Welcome back to society! You have missed a lot of technological, social, and global developments over the past 30 years. Here are some major changes that might be useful for you:
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh my god I just realised you completely missed out on Spice Mania and the concept of Girl Power. now i have the urge to zigga zig ah
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Hello and welcome. There's a lot that's changed and although we're of similar ages I can't really imagine trying to get up to speed with society after that gap. I would greatly recommend the YouTube channel Crash Course in general, and their series on media literacy in particular. The amount of information and entertainment available right now is basically unfathomably huge and it expands exponentially every day. Learning how to process that flood might be the most important skill you can learn. Also there's never been a better time to expand your cooking skills! I learned most of what I know from the TV show Good Eats, which still runs on the Cooking Channel sometimes. Books you can check out are Salt Fat Acid Heat by Samin Nosrat, the Food Lab by Kenji Lopez-Alt, or I'm Just Here for the Food by Alton Brown (creator/host of Good Eats). Kenji and many, many, many other people have YouTube videos where you can see them make stuff and learn techniques. And of course there's the Goons with Spoons forum!
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Speaking of the Spice Girls, watch The Circle on Netflix. That should catch you up with everything.
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Google Maps is your new best friend, https://www.google.com/maps/, search for hiking and parks/nature spaces near you and it will tell you exactly where you need to go, where to park, how long the trails are, and most have photos of what to expect on the hike. I went to jail but it was only a little bit of jail, good luck and godspeed on reintegrating into society.
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Oh poo poo, right, LGBTQIA+. You've got some new language to learn, man.
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None of the words those letters represent are new in the slightest some people just don't open books
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Wait if you killed someone how are you a con I mean isn't that a murderer
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The Bible posted:Oh poo poo, right, LGBTQIA+. Even more importantly, to unlearn. OP has your brother run you through the list of words that were socially acceptable to use in the early 90s that you can't use anymore without being an rear end in a top hat?
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Private Cumshoe posted:None of the words those letters represent are new in the slightest some people just don't open books You're right, but I find it is still not anywhere near common knowledge. And as someone else just said, there's a lot to unlearn, inside and outside that topic.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait if you killed someone how are you a con i think it’s con as in convict and not as in con(fidence) man
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Do you remember blockbuster video? They all closed down now, real talk
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Risky posted:Do you remember blockbuster video? Good call. Google "Netflix" OP, and watch The Good Place, then cancel Netflix.
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Well, since you've managed to go a day without getting banned or mired in an argument with some random user, here are some threads you might be interested in. Here is a thread on Terry Pratchett although since he died we mostly just argue about what the best order to to read them in or even if there's any point in arguing about reading them in order. Doesn't seem to be a specific thread on LeGuin but there is a general sci-fi book thread here Also here is the aeroplanes thread which I link because it's a good example of the insane amount of knowledge that special interest threads here can collect, it's got pilots, a couple of controllers and instructors, people who know worryingly large amounts about zeppelins and planemaking, plus ordinary users sharing cool poo poo about planes. Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 12:13 on May 24, 2023 |
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I imagine not getting into pointless arguments is a skill one hones to a metaphorical sharp edge in prison, so as to avoid very not metaphorical sharp edges.
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This is a fascinating thread you have started OP. I'd like to think you for asking for advice in the most cynical, but best self-regulating site on the internet. Having been here almost 20 years and watching the losers in the Chans and Reddit spaces get knocked down for their inability to relate, I think you've made a good choice. If you're going to wade into the cesspool known as the modern internet, coming here with an open mind and expressing that is a good move. Let's see if that holds up in 3 months but I'm optimistic for you.
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i'll get caught up on questions and comments later today but for now i just wanted to share some good news with you fine people. my po came by today to check on me and asked what i;d been up to. i told him i found a cool community of people online the internet and that i've been sharing my story with them. he asked where and i said 'it's something awful' and he of course didn't know what i was talking about. he had to check to make sure it wasn't literally an awful site of some kind hahahahahaha. thankfully i don't have any restrictions on computer use. once i showed him he clicked through a few sections here and really likes the automotive subsection. maybe he will join hahaha i've only been reading this site for a month and joined yesterday but it seems like a case of 'the inmates run the asylum', in a good way though, but maybe some professional supervision wouldn't hurt hahaha he won't join though, he isn't that type of guy good news is that he found a possible job for me yay it's at a junkyard and recycling center and i'm super excited. i go talk to the guy next week, and he is also an ex-con so hopefully it will work out oh and also the super good news is that my friend poon-poon will be released in 60 days yayyyyy he is a good guy and i hope he will do well outside
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Don't uh... Don't show him TCC
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Tell us about Poon-Poon
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Op ru tryna cop an xjunk or nogamestation any time soon?
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Your PO sounds cool. Hope you can get that job! Work is probably good to help socialize. What has it been like trying to socialize now that you're outside? Do you have friends who got out before you? Or have you reconnected with friends from high school? I know sometimes you can't have social media as a condition of parole, is that your case? Social media is trash anyway and the longer you can stay away from it the better probably
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MrQwerty posted:this website originally began as a spinoff of Planet Quake and Planet Half-Life, two websites run by Gamespy 24 years ago about Quake and Half-Life; so in its origins, it is a videogame community. A lot of the old timers like myself came here from there, and the community grew from that when Lowtax started the forums after he left PQ and started his own website with Fragmaster from PHL. this is SA lore I honestly didn't know so you're telling me, we should actually be blaming Gamespy for 4chan? StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 16:41 on May 24, 2023 |
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