[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

trucking fresh water across the country to run through the hydroelectric dam to power slot machines is peak americana

# ? May 25, 2023 01:09

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# ? May 26, 2024 16:58

4d3d3d: Mar 17, 2017

Le doomerz

quote:

https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/05/22/we-cant-escape-the-reality-france-is-preparing-for-4c-of-warming-by-2100
�We can�t escape the reality�: France is preparing for 4�C of warming by 2100

After living through the hottest summer on record in 2022 and a prolonged drought, France is now preparing for a future where extreme weather could become commonplace.

France is preparing for 4�C of global warming by the end of the century as countries fail to deliver on targets that would keep temperatures below Paris Agreement goals.

Environment minister Christophe B�chu told French newspaper JDD that his government was no longer betting on limiting temperatures to 1.5�C or at least well below 2�C.

�We can�t escape the reality of global warming,� Bechu warned in a statement on Sunday.

�So we must prepare concretely for its inevitable effects on our country and our lives.�

# ? May 25, 2023 01:12

Wakko: Jun 9, 2002; Faboo!

gonna be huge for the french mass grave construction industry

# ? May 25, 2023 01:37

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

france getting ready to deal with all the coal pollution coming into the country from germany

# ? May 25, 2023 01:53

a strange fowl: Oct 27, 2022

planted six native eucalypts on some denuded public land and they've already put forth the green shoots of happiness :unsmith:

# ? May 25, 2023 02:12

a strange fowl: Oct 27, 2022

Hubbert posted:

[biosphere collapse] Has everyone lost their minds?

# ? May 25, 2023 02:16

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Bob Ross Nuke Test posted:

Putting my Tesla in puppy mode to avert my imminent death from heat stroke.

Set cabin air to "recirculate" first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgT1Sjo6u34

# ? May 25, 2023 02:36

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Hexigrammus posted:

Set cabin air to "recirculate" first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgT1Sjo6u34

the narrator needs a wedgie

# ? May 25, 2023 04:12

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

wonder when we'll get the first coal rolling prompted shooting

# ? May 25, 2023 04:59

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

a strange fowl posted:

planted six native eucalypts on some denuded public land and they've already put forth the green shoots of happiness

the small suggestion of joy

# ? May 25, 2023 05:31

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Hexigrammus posted:

Set cabin air to "recirculate" first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgT1Sjo6u34

After watching that video it�s clear we need to make it illegal to not roll coal on Teslas.

# ? May 25, 2023 05:48

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

actionjackson posted:

hahahahahahah

https://twitter.com/seandsweeney/status/1661446082734292998

# ? May 25, 2023 05:52

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Wheeee posted:

wonder when we'll get the first coal rolling prompted shooting

I imagine it won't be that long before someone rolling coal on somebody else "feels threatened" and shoots them too, yes

# ? May 25, 2023 06:46

BCR: Jan 23, 2011

Just popping in to say I feel like Sarah Connor in the terminator doing a checklist of training for my kids as the new world is born

☑ leadership training
☑ community organizing
☑ throne surrounded by solar panels to be sun king

# ? May 25, 2023 07:59

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Wow you've ticked them all off already. Post a pic of your throne

# ? May 25, 2023 08:55

TehSaurus: Jun 12, 2006

man how is everything always so much worse than I expect every time I check in. like I know it is getting worse and I know the rate of decline is accelerating and somehow it is still worse than I expect. it really is hofstadtlers law.

also lmao that developer he is in for a lot of surprises!

# ? May 25, 2023 12:17

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

4d3d3d posted:

Le doomerz

quote:
“So we must prepare concretely for its inevitable effects on our country and our lives.”

My guess is that they're actually going to do jack poo poo, just like every other country. Except vote in more and more right wing governments, just like every other country.

# ? May 25, 2023 12:42

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

don�t despair goons, there is hope and that hope is ketamine therapy for treatment resistant depression! The planet nah thats still hosed

# ? May 25, 2023 14:14

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

BCR posted:

Just popping in to say I feel like Sarah Connor in the terminator doing a checklist of training for my kids as the new world is born

☑ leadership training
☑ community organizing
☑ throne surrounded by solar panels to be sun king

Which weapon class are you going to have them spec in? I feel like Ranged has a lot more staying power than people expect, especially if the solar throne is close to a non-submerged city, but Blunt is versatile everywhere

# ? May 25, 2023 14:15

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sneak/gambling reigns supreme in post apocalyptic scenarios, studies show

# ? May 25, 2023 14:28

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

dump all points into luck, take the wild wasteland perk and the jinxed trait yes i realize i'm mixing stuff from multiple games together, i don't care

# ? May 25, 2023 14:35

TehSaurus: Jun 12, 2006

If my plan wasn�t just to die I would probably research primitive desert warfare. I imagine that ranged gets some significant advantages when cover from vegetation does not exist

# ? May 25, 2023 15:21

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Hello, and welcome to the Apocalyptic Raider Warband Auditions Part 2: The Next Generation

There are two questions, as follows:

1) What three skills will you emphasize when raising your child?

2) What will your child's role be in their future raider warband?

Hubbert has issued a correction as of 15:33 on May 25, 2023

# ? May 25, 2023 15:25

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Anyone else see that James Hansen paper from NASA where he and his coauthors talk about us feedbacking our way to 10c of warming lol

# ? May 25, 2023 15:29

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Mayor Dave posted:

Anyone else see that James Hansen paper from NASA where he and his coauthors talk about us feedbacking our way to 10c of warming lol

Like a few others did in this thread a couple of months ago, I covered some of the aerosol observations in said article.

Hubbert posted:

https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2212/2212.04474.pdf

lol

lmao

# ? May 25, 2023 15:37

cat botherer: Jan 6, 2022; I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Hubbert posted:

quote:
Fausian bargain

# ? May 25, 2023 15:40

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

TehSaurus posted:

If my plan wasn�t just to die I would probably research primitive desert warfare. I imagine that ranged gets some significant advantages when cover from vegetation does not exist

Better pray to yah for victory in this duel, or it is you who will give water

Hubbert posted:

Hello, and welcome to the Apocalyptic Raider Warband Auditions Part 2: The Next Generation

There are two questions, as follows:

1) What three skills will you emphasize when raising your child?

2) What will your child's role be in their future raider warband?

Archeology, demolitions, drive

Being able to use old era technology I think props up the other two and is useful in some edge cases, transport is critical for the nomad band, and demo literally removes obstacles

# ? May 25, 2023 15:40

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Mayor Dave posted:

Anyone else see that James Hansen paper from NASA where he and his coauthors talk about us feedbacking our way to 10c of warming lol

People aren't asking the real questions, like "do you think the next intelligent life to form will find our cracked and sunbleached bones and dig up our fallen civilization or is there not enough time for the planet to right course and another one to evolve before the heat death of the universe"

# ? May 25, 2023 15:43

Confusedslight: Jan 9, 2020

Hubbert posted:

Hello, and welcome to the Apocalyptic Raider Warband Auditions Part 2: The Next Generation

There are two questions, as follows:

1) What three skills will you emphasize when raising your child?

2) What will your child's role be in their future raider warband?

1. Teach them how to be a cult leader, basic first aid and total ruthlessness.

2. Ruler of the warband and then the wasteland and hoarder of souls.

# ? May 25, 2023 15:46

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

So, yeah...so France's "ban" on short flights?

It only impacts five legs: https://onemileatatime.com/news/france-bans-short-domestic-flights/

...out of 108, 103 of which will continue operating.

So in terms of "helping the environment," it's the national equivalent of cutting up six pack loops so it doesn't hurt a dolphin, but instead makes it easier for something to eat the smaller bits of plastic.

# ? May 25, 2023 16:08

Basic Poster: May 11, 2015; Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

so with all the news as of late are there neolib posters still trying to get the thread shut down by throwing hissy fits in SAD?

# ? May 25, 2023 16:18

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

BIG HEADLINE posted:

So, yeah...so France's "ban" on short flights?

It only impacts five legs: https://onemileatatime.com/news/france-bans-short-domestic-flights/

...out of 108, 103 of which will continue operating.

So in terms of "helping the environment," it's the national equivalent of cutting up six pack loops so it doesn't hurt a dolphin, but instead makes it easier for something to eat the smaller bits of plastic.

yeah it doesn't affect CDG lol, apparently because they get a lot of people visiting from other countries through that airport. but i don't see why that would matter

# ? May 25, 2023 16:44

Brainwreck: Mar 17, 2009; Dinosaur Gum

RIP Clean Water Act lmao.

https://news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-rules-against-epa-142330554.html

quote:

During oral arguments in October, several members of the court's conservative majority questioned the standard the EPA uses to determine if a wetland is subject to federal permitting requirements and oversight. Chief Justice John Roberts summed up the challenge facing the court by noting that water often flows underground in ways that are difficult to predict or measure: "Water goes everywhere, eventually."

The court's opinion means that the EPA will have the ability to regulate only wetlands with a "continuous surface connection" to a larger body of water in a way that makes them "indistinguishable" from those large bodies. That's a break from a more encompassing standard that required the EPA and landowners to consider the chemical and biological connection between the wetland and the larger body of water.

# ? May 25, 2023 16:54

TehSaurus: Jun 12, 2006

hahahaha water goes everywhere eventually and the conclusion is not to regulate it? monsters

# ? May 25, 2023 17:26

Harold Fjord: Jan 3, 2004

TehSaurus posted:

hahahaha water goes everywhere eventually and the conclusion is not to regulate it? monsters

# ? May 25, 2023 17:51

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Brainwreck posted:

RIP Clean Water Act lmao.

https://news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-rules-against-epa-142330554.html

see what I mean about needing ketamine?

# ? May 25, 2023 18:14

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Water water everywhere and not a drop to regulate :mad:

- The Supreme Court

# ? May 25, 2023 18:17

Erghh: Sep 24, 2007; "Let him speak!"

Brainwreck posted:

RIP Clean Water Act lmao.

https://news.yahoo.com/supreme-court-rules-against-epa-142330554.html

if its not been seen https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/1661742708309004288

https://twitter.com/jaywillis/status/1661748028854906882

# ? May 25, 2023 18:20

TehSaurus: Jun 12, 2006

thermostat: hey I can learn about your schedule over the next three weeks to reduce your usage!

me: lol, lmao *pushes no*

also the corporate engagement survey had a question about sustainability and the environment. I�m kicking myself for giving a measured answer instead of �imagine I put thirty minutes of the joker laughing in this text box because that�s what I would do if I knew how�

# ? May 25, 2023 18:21

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# ? May 26, 2024 16:58

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

we are turbofucked

# ? May 25, 2023 18:24

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