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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

it tastes better than TAB.

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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
"no taste analog in nature"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_nut

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's citrus and spices and sugar* and salt.

*technically not in diet coke

"This has no taste analog in nature!" well duh the like 8 major taste ingredients aren't blended together in nature.

You can't find an Arnold Palmer in nature, it's Godliness to mix tea and lemonade.

stringless has a new favorite as of 08:14 on May 25, 2023

Normy
Jul 1, 2004

Do I Krushchev?


It's a joke gang

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Normy posted:

It's a joke gang
Decent joke.

https://twitter.com/basedsrini/status/1655309842146312193

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



sometimes jokes are the truth, pal

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/TwistyOnline/status/1661323497849729026?t=dV4S6HEVPdKiAJbb6rLqfQ&s=19

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Lol

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010


:perfect:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

This guy never had Tab

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

:lmao:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Hey guys i think they're talking about us

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/HollyStallcup/status/1661526276815953920

Stan culture is loving insane man

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Some people seem to have a lot of trouble forming coherent feelings about the media they consume and I do not understand it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Real "that's ok, I'll still keep drinking that garbage" energy right there

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Some people seem to have a lot of trouble forming coherent feelings about the media they consume and I do not understand it.

Remember this is because they don't like her boyfriend and I guess this throws some doubt on making her the ethical lodestone of their lives

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

People can and should hold the pettiest grudges imaginable, that's fine, the bit I don't get is twisting yourself into knots about how you really hate this thing but you're going to see it anyway. Like just... Just don't consume it if you feel bad doing it, or if you don't feel bad then just consume it. It should be very simple.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
But then you get props for being against it while still not having to deny yourself the experience.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

People can and should hold the pettiest grudges imaginable, that's fine, the bit I don't get is twisting yourself into knots about how you really hate this thing but you're going to see it anyway. Like just... Just don't consume it if you feel bad doing it, or if you don't feel bad then just consume it. It should be very simple.

Look she has responsibilities because of her position
https://twitter.com/HollyStallcup/status/1661524572494020612

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I read that, does she actually have a position or is she just on twitter a lot?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

I read that, does she actually have a position or is she just on twitter a lot?

Why do you ask me a question you know the answer to

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

I read that, does she actually have a position or is she just on twitter a lot?

When asked for comment, Taylor Swift was quoted as saying "I'm gay actor Michael Douglas".

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nick Mullen will answer for his crimes against Swiftdom

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!
Anyone who would stan an actual literal piece of sentient white bread isn't really worth thinking twice about

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 48 hours!
EXCEPT that one Swiftie who stopped updating her fan Twitter because she was jailed for refusing her mandatory service in the IDF. She gets a pass.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Who the hell even is Nick mullen? Like I assume most accusations are the result of the usual game social media telephone, but why are Swifties angry when this is probably gonna result in another album they'll all love.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Poops Mcgoots posted:

Who the hell even is Nick mullen? Like I assume most accusations are the result of the usual game social media telephone, but why are Swifties angry when this is probably gonna result in another album they'll all love.

President of the Democratic Socialists of America, right wing fascist, and Bernie Sanders campaign surrogate who runs a podcast about being gay with your dad. Exclusively speaks in racial slurs. He’s 4’10” and has a beard down to his waist.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He's literally tucker carlson

https://twitter.com/Patrick_Fenelon/status/1614725108588855297

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Anyone who would stan an actual literal piece of sentient white bread isn't really worth thinking twice about

w*men btfo...

wont even listen to DragonForce...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

projecthalaxy posted:

w*men btfo...

wont even listen to DragonForce...

https://i.imgur.com/4UFfuHv.mp4

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think he's been on Best of the Worst.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/jmood88/status/1661502170653511683?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1659722279855575042

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



That’s definitely art.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Post Tweets: I am all for fart jokes but

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I'm all for fart jokes, butt.
:fart:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Subjunctive posted:

Post Tweets: I am all for fart jokes butt

e: drat you, Ronnie :argh:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

I'm all for fart jokes, butt.
:fart:

Sorry, I can't find the humor in this.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


For the record this is Megadeth, Tornado of Souls.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Have to be careful with certain farts or you might let out some creative juices.

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