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time to use the power of the market and upgrade my water filtration system
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May 25, 2023 18:24
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:we are turbofucked I've checked with the scientists, and they wanted me to let you know that things are actually basically okay. Heck, they're even getting better! None of this then!
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May 25, 2023 18:27
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You guys talkin about the epa ruling? The plaintiff is a convicted child sex traffickerhttps://www.eenews.net/articles/winner-of-major-scotus-wetlands-case-in-jail-for-sex-crime/#:~:text=According%20to%20an%20indictment%2C%20Sackett,12%2Dyear%2Dold%20girl. posted:Michael Sackett, who beat U.S. EPA in a big Supreme Court case, has been in the news again this week as the justices heard another case over water permits. So the court sided with this pedo to build his house in a swamp
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May 25, 2023 18:43
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Brainwreck posted:"Water goes everywhere, eventually." it's fine, it's just temporary Nature is in its worst shape in human history, UN report says quote:Nature is in more trouble now than at any other time in human history, with extinction looming over one million species of plants and animals, scientists said Monday in the UN's first comprehensive report on biodiversity. it's fine, guys, we're on it
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May 25, 2023 18:48
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Cup Runneth Over posted:People aren't asking the real questions, like "do you think the next intelligent life to form will find our cracked and sunbleached bones and dig up our fallen civilization or is there not enough time for the planet to right course and another one to evolve before the heat death of the universe" *Death of the sun. IIRC we have about a billion years left of habitability before the sun gets too hot for us to have liquid water, and it will gradually increase in temperature until then.
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May 25, 2023 19:42
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I’m personally rooting for Venus style runaway heating
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May 25, 2023 20:03
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skooma512 posted:*Death of the sun.
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May 25, 2023 20:06
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TehSaurus posted:I’m personally rooting for Venus style runaway heating The scifi nerd in me loves this scenario but I don't think we actually have enough stored carbon on earth to make the Venus style runway effect happen. Sadly the most likely outcome is that we poison earth for ourselves just enough to cause an extinction event and be forgotten about by the bird people or roachmen or whatever
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May 25, 2023 20:12
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:time to use the power of the market and upgrade my water filtration system Wow. This is so inspirational! Thank you for being a conscientious consumer! 👏
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May 25, 2023 20:13
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I haven't bathed in a week, what have you slackers done for the environment recently?
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May 25, 2023 20:14
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:The scifi nerd in me loves this scenario but I don't think we actually have enough stored carbon on earth to make the Venus style runway effect happen. Sadly the most likely outcome is that we poison earth for ourselves just enough to cause an extinction event and be forgotten about by the bird people or roachmen or whatever https://www.instagram.com/p/CcZ-Rx4rraC/
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May 25, 2023 20:29
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We told you conservative jurisprudence is loving Calvinball. We loving warned you, bro
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May 25, 2023 20:32
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:The scifi nerd in me loves this scenario but I don't think we actually have enough stored carbon on earth to make the Venus style runway effect happen. Sadly the most likely outcome is that we poison earth for ourselves just enough to cause an extinction event and be forgotten about by the bird people or roachmen or whatever Someone pointed out recently that the temperature saw 10c of warming with similar to today levels of insane GHG forcing during the Permian Triassic extinction event, however the luminosity of the sun was thirty percent lower back then. Never say never?
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May 25, 2023 20:47
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Koirhor posted:don’t despair goons, there is hope and that hope is ketamine therapy for treatment resistant depression! The planet nah thats still hosed ketamine is great, highly recommended.
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May 25, 2023 20:47
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instead of turning the Earth into Venus we should try turning it into Jupiter or Saturn.
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May 25, 2023 20:49
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Stereotype posted:ketamine is great, highly recommended. It's also an emerging contaminant in aquatic ecosystems (thank you urban wastewater systems), can find its way back into drinking water, and could even potentially be aersolized through wastewater aeration pools! I'm glad we're doing our part to help the biosphere be less depressed. bedpan posted:I've checked with the scientists, and they wanted me to let you know that things are actually basically okay. Heck, they're even getting better! None of this then! edit: vvvvv----- I just told you how!!! Hubbert has issued a correction as of 20:59 on May 25, 2023 |
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May 25, 2023 20:56
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Stereotype posted:ketamine is great, highly recommended.
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May 25, 2023 20:59
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:Sadly the most likely outcome is that we poison earth for ourselves just enough to cause an extinction event and be forgotten about by the bird people or roachmen or whatever Don’t be sad. what if they learned about number from us? it could have terrible consequences!
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May 25, 2023 21:03
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I say this again what a dumb time to be alive.
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May 25, 2023 21:06
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Ketamine sadly isn't great for women with traumatic experiences and can sometimes make them more horrible / relived. #funfacts.
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May 25, 2023 21:07
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cat botherer posted:But where the gently caress do you get ketamine? It's hard enough to find shrooms, and anybody with a closet can grow those. i don't know where anyone gets any drugs. people just give me drugs sometimes, and i am thankful for them
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May 25, 2023 21:09
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silicone thrills posted:Ketamine sadly isn't great for women with traumatic experiences and can sometimes make them more horrible / relived. #funfacts. Psychedelics in general aren't a great idea for people with serious trauma.
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May 25, 2023 21:10
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silicone thrills posted:Ketamine sadly isn't great for women with traumatic experiences and can sometimes make them more horrible / relived. #funfacts. get dat dang mdma
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May 25, 2023 21:13
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skooma512 posted:Psychedelics in general aren't a great idea for people with serious trauma. Shrooms helped me with mine but that was after exhausting all other options and being a fairly non functional human being. But something like 1/4 women have had serious traumatic experiences so its uh not great that ketamine in particular gets so relied on. Anyway I went on a nice hike yesterday and posted some pictures over to the covid thread and may as well put them here too because critters are cool. silicone thrills posted:I took a really nice hike and I thought i'd share some nice pictures with the thread
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May 25, 2023 21:13
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Bob Ross Nuke Test posted:Someone pointed out recently that the temperature saw 10c of warming with similar to today levels of insane GHG forcing during the Permian Triassic extinction event, however the luminosity of the sun was thirty percent lower back then. I think it's more like an issue where there's just not enough stuff to trigger the runaway event short of like strip mining down to the oil fields and lighting them on fire We will die off long before we exhaust deep stores of carbon enough to boil the ocean and hyper pressurize the surface.
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May 25, 2023 21:29
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Just a Moron posted:I haven't bathed in a week, what have you slackers done for the environment recently? I washed a plastic bag yesterday so I could re-use it. Where do we go to get our medals?
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May 25, 2023 21:33
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everyone coping by fantasizing about the extinction of humanity when the reality of our future is surviving in small enclaves scratching out a miserable existence in service to the elite caste of deeply inbred descendants of billionaire tech bros
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May 25, 2023 21:35
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Microplastics posted:I washed a plastic bag yesterday so I could re-use it. Where do we go to get our medals? wow nice waste of precious water
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May 25, 2023 21:36
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Microplastics posted:I washed a plastic bag yesterday so I could re-use it. Where do we go to get our medals? Wheeee posted:wow nice waste of precious water
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May 25, 2023 21:40
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Dammit I can't do anything right 
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May 25, 2023 21:41
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Wheeee posted:everyone coping by fantasizing about the extinction of humanity when the reality of our future is surviving in small enclaves scratching out a miserable existence in service to the elite caste of deeply inbred descendants of billionaire tech bros BLAME! is actually a documentary piece about the future of humanity
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May 25, 2023 21:41
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NOAA updated their CO2 equivalent ppm number for 2022 with a new method in accordance with IPCC recommendation number now stands at 523 ppm, an increase of 4 ppm over 2021, and notably an increase of 11 over where it would have been with the old method things have thus gotten funnier faster than expected
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May 25, 2023 21:55
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brakeless posted:NOAA updated their CO2 equivalent ppm number for 2022 with a new method in accordance with IPCC recommendation I hate to be a bringer of bad news but I reckon we might be a bit hosed.
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May 25, 2023 21:59
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hey if you think that there's zero warming in the pipeline, this is great news you can also take what Hansen is putting out as your gospel and lmao all the way to the bank life is what you make of it
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May 25, 2023 22:08
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brakeless posted:NOAA updated their CO2 equivalent ppm number for 2022 with a new method in accordance with IPCC recommendation lol, lmao
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May 25, 2023 22:09
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yawn call me when it's parts per thousand
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May 25, 2023 22:11
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Rectal Death Adept posted:yawn Come on up to Canada
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May 25, 2023 22:15
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Wake me up when we hit 690 PPM
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May 25, 2023 22:16
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1,000 PPM is natural in the course of earth's history Dinosaurs had like 1,000 and they did fine
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May 25, 2023 22:20
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Rectal Death Adept posted:1,000 PPM is natural in the course of earth's history Did they?
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