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Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window?
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I have zero idea of what's going on in this particular thread, but whatever it is, he just can't get enough of it. Nice that he was able to outsource the Twitter Files so he can engage in his favorite activity: posting dumb replies. smellmycheese posted:Cybertruck interior looking well worth the price tag lol I'm pretty sure you could bang on that dashboard
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May 25, 2023 23:06
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DemonTrigger posted:Nice that he was able to outsource the Twitter Files so he can engage in his favorite activity: posting dumb replies. They're going to let their kids play up there.
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May 25, 2023 23:11
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Robviously posted:Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window? Americans love unfathomably huge boxy cars for some reason. This whole thing looks like what an early nineties videogame would consider a car. Low polygons and all. It probably runs at less than 60 fps and has screen tearing somehow. I honestly don't know why anyone would genuinely like this design, other than ridiculous Elom fanning. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:23 on May 25, 2023 |
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May 25, 2023 23:21
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Robviously posted:Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window? truck bad
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Brother Tadger posted:The quote about the guy on roller skates is my favorite:  , I think about it all of the time. Perfectly summarizes the insanity and goofiness of the people and culture there
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May 25, 2023 23:43
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Robviously posted:Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window? Lol I was just looking at that thinking "is that a nap cubby in the front of the truck?"
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May 25, 2023 23:46
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Bertha the Toaster posted:Yes. All the gauges are on the screen. Even better, the cameras you're meant to use instead of the wing mirrors are on there too. So you look right to look left, which is perfectly natural and not a t all counter intuitive. lol
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May 25, 2023 23:47
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Robviously posted:Why the gently caress is all that space there? Are you supposed to take a nap under the window? Funco pop display case, duh
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May 26, 2023 00:00
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IBroughttheFunk posted:I have zero idea of what's going on in this particular thread, but whatever it is, he just can't get enough of it. *wastes time, at all, mouthpiecing in any direction*
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May 26, 2023 00:03
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https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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May 26, 2023 00:17
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Lol. Came here to post this.
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May 26, 2023 00:22
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg weird wonder why theyd need that
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May 26, 2023 00:23
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg 🤣
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Whistleblower Drops 100 Gigabytes Of Tesla Secrets To German News Site: Report The files contain over 1,000 accident reports involving phantom braking or unintended acceleration--mostly in the U.S. and Germany. Wonder what dumbass thing he’s going to do on Twitter to distract everyone from this or maybe his Spaces disaster last night was it…?
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg lol people are going to die on a spacex rocket in the very near future can't wait to sign up
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The Tesla Files (1/x)
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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sticksy posted:Whistleblower Drops 100 Gigabytes Of Tesla Secrets To German News Site: Report Check out the menu at the Whistle Stop Grill & Bar in Safety Harbor, FL. Their whistleblowing specials are to DIE for!
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concerning https://twitter.com/neuralink/status/1661857379460468736
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cant cook creole bream posted:This whole thing looks like what an early nineties videogame would consider a car. Early nineties videogames would respectfully disagree. This poo poo would've been rejected for Big Red Racing.
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May 26, 2023 00:36
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lol people are going to die in a neuralink clinical study in the very near future can't wait to sign up
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Is the thread title a Grimes joke? Wouldn't "divorced from REALiTi" be doubly accurate?
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kazil posted:lol people are going to die in a neuralink clinical study in the very near future can't wait to sign up didn't they kill like 90% of the monkeys they were implanting these things into? did something change recently with that or did elon just decide since he's immune to consequences he might as well go for it?
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/jdan/status/1661532502043901952?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg More than half the people who replied to this either didn't read the entire tweet or didn't get the joke.
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sticksy posted:Wonder what dumbass thing he’s going to do on Twitter to distract everyone from this or maybe his Spaces disaster last night was it…? i think youre giving him way too much credit
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confused posted:As things go, I'm indifferent to this guy. I haven't really looked into what else he's up to, but I don't care about this. Like, it's a weird way to live your life and spend your money, but, with the exception of his son donating blood to him, he doesn't seem to be hurting anyone. gently caress off idiot
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May 26, 2023 00:54
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thankfully everyone signing up for the neuralink trials will be some freak elon simp so when they claw their eyes out nothing of value will be lost
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I really miss my eyes and the constant ringing in my head and the voice that just keeps repeating "MORE CHAIRS MORE CHAIRS MORE CHAIRS" is a lot for my emotional peace but otherwise I love my neuralink
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kazil posted:lol people are going to die in a neuralink clinical study in the very near future can't wait to sign up yeah but think of the data they will get
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If he tests it on death row inmates this is the worst human rights violation in living memory and an outrage to the dignity of human life but if it's a blue check perk, then I'm fine with it.
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smellmycheese posted:https://twitter.com/fineout/status/1661862300121288705?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg So how many seconds after launch is a rocket still in Florida?
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elon will totally get a microchip in his brain because, let's face it, things can only get better for him
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the experience of getting a neuralink implanted in your brain is probably like stephen king's " jaunting " but on purpose. i hope it is actually i have no sympathy for anyone who signs up for elon musk brain tech
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thathonkey posted:the experience of getting a neuralink implanted in your brain is probably like stephen king's " jaunting " but on purpose. i hope it is actually i have no sympathy for anyone who signs up for elon musk brain tech i think jaunting is a reference by King to Alfred Bester (his novel The Stars My Destination)
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alf_pogs posted:elon will totally get a microchip in his brain because, let's face it, things can only get better for him lol no elon is a huge coward
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Vintersorg posted:You can't even see the front of the truck? This is gonna ram into so many kids (as designed). raifield posted:It's also incredibly far away. If you're sitting completely upright, you can probably reach just past your knee. This doesn't look like the driver can reach the not to defend the design of the cryboertruck, but in the interest of people making GBS threads on the right things,: that pic is taken with a wide angle lens pointed down at the wheel and dash, it looks like the front would be visible in person and the stuff isn't nearly as far away as it looks - the touchscreen is about as fer forward as the driver's knee, if you can reach your knee you'd be able to reach it Scorchy posted:Like, eyes don't come out of your stomach - why is the screen aimed so low, this is bare basic stuff DemonTrigger posted:Nice that he was able to outsource the Twitter Files so he can engage in his favorite activity: posting dumb replies. check out any modern consumer car and try finding a large flat, level surface that you could fit like, a billy bass or a large hardback book on inside the passenger compartment - you most likely won't, because manufacturers don't like to be associated with mangling or maiming feature and design profiles in their consumer fleets + that's usually where some airbags go, lol also since it's got a stressed-skin exoskeleton chassis, the cybertruck has essential zero crumplezone - this is great for things like racecars, or construction machinery, not so great for road vehicles without any airbags, where people aren't wearing 5-point harnesses or HANS devices but are still going fast enough for the weight of their head to tear their brain stem free from their spine in a collision aswell as the 'getting trapped in a solid steel coffin after a rollover because emergency workers don't have the equipment to saw through the 450lb door that's got you pinned you against the flat wall of smoldering dashboard pleather rapidly being hotboxed by your battery, suffocating and immolating you at the same time' stuff if it ever drops, this vehicle will kill its own occupants like nothing since Ralph Nader ended the corvair monza by writing Unsafe at Any Speed it'll also loving obliterate peds & other vehicles and be ungodly dangerous to people in them in any manner of collision, think how car wrecks looked in the 80s - heads bashed open by bumpers, jaws of life to get bodies pinched between sections of bent frame which im guessing will be a selling point
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