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Dabir posted:Oh no, he's just some jumped up kid. The DeSantis staffer is the woman, and this is how much Botox she's had. She's the spitting image of herself.
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https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1661856289381666822?t=QRyC8vmTmAa-UPVuBKehOw&s=19 ??????????
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1661856289381666822?t=QRyC8vmTmAa-UPVuBKehOw&s=19 "Man-baby" is supposed to be just a figure of speech
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Dabir posted:Oh no, he's just some jumped up kid. The DeSantis staffer is the woman, and this is how much Botox she's had. She looks like she fell into a half strength vat at ACE chemicals.
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Samovar posted:She looks like she fell into a half strength vat at ACE chemicals. The Joke
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1661856289381666822?t=QRyC8vmTmAa-UPVuBKehOw&s=19 ok, know what, i'm owned. Matt Walsh has owned me. What the gently caress is this and please take it away
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Matt Walsh merely turned off your monitor.
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drat, that woman sounds like Slavoj Zizek.
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She needs better lip syncing
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Data Graham posted:They're just saying "I shouldn't HAVE to 'press 1 for English'!!! " THANK YOU, I was just about to say this. It's just the newest version of flipping the gently caress out because you're being asked to push an extra button or answer an extra question, because WHY SHOULD THOSE FREAKS MAKE ME DO EXTRA WORK, I'M NORMAL!!!! BrigadierSensible posted:Also, from all reports, the kids, (and parents), that have actually sat through any of these story readings have loved it. Yeah, it's literally just a person in colorful clothes and big hair reading a children's book to kids. Meanwhile they assume it's gonna be Willam Belli showing up with a bag of poppers under her arm, loudly discussing the dude she fisted last night. OwlFancier posted:Someone else mentioned it but it's absolutely baffling from a UK perspective where pantomime dames are one of the big elements of "old fashioned" culture here. It's extremely traditional to go watch the panto at christmas with the kids and it should ideally have a drag queen playing the dame, who is usually one of the main characters. True, but from what I understand, the "panto dames" (and older-school UK drag queens) were...well, their point wasn't to "pass", so it was still seen as "HA, LOOK AT THAT BIG MAN IN THE DRESS!". Meanwhile these scary new WOKE drag queens are trying to TRICK US!!! Check out this 2016 article from some UK dude pissed that cis women were asking to play the dame roles: https://www.express.co.uk/comment/expresscomment/731524/Madness-cast-women-role-pantomime-dames quote:It has been tried and it doesn’t work. For some reason no one has explained, the dame is only funny if she’s a man and down the generations that’s what we have come to expect. A woman playing dame would be a travesty of a transvestite. Berwick Kaler, a long-serving dame, is funny because he’s a deeply unfanciable bloke in a frock with a ginger wig. But every year he always wins over his delighted Yorkshire audience. Occasionally the great Les Dennis played dame. He would come on and say in his flat lugubrious voice: “Good evening boys and girls of all ages.” Then he’d manhandle his vast bosoms, swallow his top lip and break wind.
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It's true that panto traditionally consists of slim young ladies acting as butch manly princes and older camp men acting as horny old ladies. The last one I saw had all of that plus a deaf princess who signed all her songs alongside a fairy interpreter, which none of the kids batted an eyelid at because that's just what happens at panto. They don't care who plays the dame as long as somebody gets hit with a plate of cream.
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Ask these dumbfucks about their opinions on Mrs Doubtfire and have your brain melted by the sheer stupidity of their answers.
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Madkal posted:Ask these dumbfucks about their opinions on Mrs Doubtfire and have your brain melted by the sheer stupidity of their answers. Let me guess, they went from defending the movie from fun hating leftists a few years ago to saying it’s satanic propaganda?
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Read After Burning posted:Yeah, it's literally just a person in colorful clothes and big hair reading a children's book to kids. Meanwhile they assume it's gonna be Willam Belli showing up with a bag of poppers under her arm, loudly discussing the dude she fisted last night. Reminded of when Sasha Grey joined the campaign (Read Across America) to read books to little kids and people lost their minds because she used to do porn. Like she was gonna be slurping dick in an elementary school classroom. The kids didn't care, they were just happy to have this nice lady come by for storytime.
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credburn posted:... From a chat with a Vancouver cop, while in the Hastings (homeless/addict zone) neck of the woods, and I am quoting: "If you ever wanna just kill someone, do it around here. There's so many junkies we won't even bother looking into it." Adds up. DarkDobe has a new favorite as of 18:12 on May 26, 2023 |
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DarkDobe posted:From a chat with a Vancouver cop, while in the Hastings (homeless/addict zone) neck of the woods, and I am quoting: "If you ever wanna just kill someone, do it around here. There's so many junkies we won't even bother looking into it." https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/3176865 I tried reading it, and couldn't make it through. Just horrific dereliction of duty.
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"CHAZ BONO ON DANCING WITH THE STARS IS GONNA CONFUSE KIDS!!!" ...A kid is going to see a man dancing on TV. That's literally it. I know "think of the children!!!" has been a conservative thing since at least the early 90s with Tipper Gore and poo poo, but Christ almighty, it never ends... Schubalts posted:Reminded of when Sasha Grey joined the campaign (Read Across America) to read books to little kids and people lost their minds because she used to do porn. Like she was gonna be slurping dick in an elementary school classroom. I was gonna bring that up! "BUT WHAT IF THEY GO HOME AND GOOGLE HER?!" ...Why? Why would a five year-old do that? All the kid knows is "This nice lady came and read a book to us, and then we went to the cafeteria for lunch". I remember a disgusting amount of "Heh, hope they wiped that seat off afterward. " Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 18:28 on May 26, 2023 |
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Equeen posted:Let me guess, they went from defending the movie from fun hating leftists a few years ago to saying it’s satanic propaganda? More like "that's different" ("because I was a kid when that movie came out and I loved it" being unsaid) and usually followed by the most nonsensical explanation ever about why that is different.
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B33rChiller posted:Here's an incredibly detailed and excruciating pile of supporting evidence to back up your quote I'm confident the original link you posted about summer reads wasn't what you intended, I was looking for some summer reads so thanks anyway. PKMN Trainer Red has a new favorite as of 18:37 on May 26, 2023 |
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Dabir posted:Oh no, he's just some jumped up kid. The DeSantis staffer is the woman, and this is how much Botox she's had.
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She's a real piece of poo poo, too. https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1661892142950670336?s=20
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Madkal posted:Ask these dumbfucks about their opinions on Mrs Doubtfire and have your brain melted by the sheer stupidity of their answers. They don't have an issue with that film because it was about a dad who wanted to see his kids and had to wear a disguise to get around his fun-hating ex wife. Like the impression most people will have is that she was jealous and hated being upstaged because he was so zany and funny so she divorced him. Chances are, though they probably forgot the ending where he manages to parlay that disguise into a children's show host. In other news, I thought they were upset at Target for having tuck friendly swimsuits but apparently it's actually because it's Satanism? And what is Target lying about exactly? https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1661874461170348035?t=xcVDsjedVLC0ENMU6rSymw&s=19
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:She's a real piece of poo poo, too. "Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?"
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:I'm confident the original link you posted about summer reads wasn't what you intended, I was looking for some summer reads so thanks anyway.
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B33rChiller posted:Uh, yeah. Glad there's some positive to be gleaned! Fat thumb phone posting. Riot Carol Danvers posted:She's a real piece of poo poo, too. Oh poo poo, I loved her work with Junji Ito.
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https://twitter.com/AvivaKlompas/status/1661149142360682496 I thought it was impossible to misunderstand The Wall more than Doug Walker but by god this man managed it.
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TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/AvivaKlompas/status/1661149142360682496 People are also mad because Waters invoked Anne Frank while comparing Israel’s treatment of Palestine to Nazi Germany.
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Henchman of Santa posted:People are also mad because Waters invoked Anne Frank while comparing Israel’s treatment of Palestine to Nazi Germany.
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Elblanco posted:This part is also a poo poo ton of projection as well. Mike Huckabee literally said he would have claimed he was a trans woman in order to sneak into the girl's locker room in high school if it had been an option. I doubt he actually would have, but it is telling the first thing that pops into their head isn't even "how could this be used by other people to commit sex crimes" but "how could I have used this to commit sex crimes."
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Panfilo posted:They don't have an issue with that film because it was about a dad who wanted to see his kids and had to wear a disguise to get around his fun-hating ex wife. Like the impression most people will have is that she was jealous and hated being upstaged because he was so zany and funny so she divorced him. Chances are, though they probably forgot the ending where he manages to parlay that disguise into a children's show host. Doesn't Robin Williams try and kill Pierce Brosnan in that movie, when Brosnan's character didn't actually do anything objectionable beyond being handsome and dating William's ex-wife.
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Halisnacks posted:This would actually be relatively difficult to accommodate. If John earnestly used the pronouns “Proud/American”, I would be at least a bit confused if I heard something like “John went to the store where Proud bought some beers for American party.” But is is “John humiliated proudself”, “Josh humiliated Americanself”, or something else entirely?
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isnt that FL woman also the same woman posing next to a "please wear a mask sign" thumbing her nose at da hardcore rule breaking she's doing? being smug as gently caress even though her face is in face frozen in its one current pose.
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IDK if having a face that hosed up improves or degrades the fit of a facemask. NISOH NPPTL needs to study this.
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Air Skwirl posted:Doesn't Robin Williams try and kill Pierce Brosnan in that movie, when Brosnan's character didn't actually do anything objectionable beyond being handsome and dating William's ex-wife. Also iirc in the end he gets caught and his wife gets full custody
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Dabir posted:Oh no, he's just some jumped up kid. The DeSantis staffer is the woman, and this is how much Botox she's had. ah yes the demon that feeds off trauma
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Someone photoshop her next to the "Lust for Death" guy in the haunted house photo please
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Jesus wept. https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1662101626755137537?t=g6CIQWzrQ78OiN3BS7X2uw&s=19
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Air Skwirl posted:Doesn't Robin Williams try and kill Pierce Brosnan in that movie, when Brosnan's character didn't actually do anything objectionable beyond being handsome and dating William's ex-wife. If I remember, that's how he blows his cover. He induces anaphylaxis, and then let's poo poo slip when he saves the guy's life. It's a lovely movie, and I remember thinking as a kid that I didn't get why it was so popular. The only part as a kid that brought me joy was the run by fruiting line.
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RatHat posted:Also iirc in the end he gets caught and his wife gets full custody Well he gets caught and she gets full custody, but then she realizes she's been letting her bitterness over the divorce hurt her kids. So she arranges joint custody, letting him take the kids when she'd normally have a nanny taking them. Also he hears the guy has an allergy and puts some in his food, but then he feels bad when the guy actually reacts badly and administers first aid. It's a really dick move, but it's in line with his character's flaw of being too impulsive and didn't read like he wanted to kill the guy.
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then again he ordered Jambalaya without spices, a food crime worth of death.
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