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he did a lot of manual labor as a child, like taking emeralds from the pile to the pawn shop
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May 26, 2023 23:55
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/lauramandaro/status/1662212700032876544?t=IjeSiejr2rEDZofeg4VHOw&s=19 thanks for making me side with landlords musk
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May 26, 2023 23:56
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shyduck posted:Eternal Sunshine of the Apartheid Mine
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May 27, 2023 00:12
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1662115464393396227?t=5MrO9mYaJdM1YzsnZf-UHg&s=19 Lol him and Elon both thinking they played the other and both being worse off for it
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May 27, 2023 00:29
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I was going to give him a benefit of the doubt that he was making a reference to you don't need to waste your finite energy arduously hitting a turn signal when the X fsd everything is cruise controlling you to your destination anyway. Shame on me. Of course he's out here just middle school brain smoothening about how the X everything chatgptcarai is going to be so great it will be able to determine in real time the intentions of the driver based on all the input feedback metrics. Say have they figured out how to get the car to recognize there is a small child in the road yet? Or to recognize oncoming traffic when making a left?
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May 27, 2023 00:34
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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/lauramandaro/status/1662212700032876544?t=IjeSiejr2rEDZofeg4VHOw&s=19 I loving love that the entire neocon fantasy story of genius ceo entrepreneurs only they can come up with such brilliant innovations is laid so thread bare with Elon in that it can simply be explained as "be born with a large capital surplus, then slash and burn everything that costs money until inertia gives up and you cut and run with a golden parachute bankruptcy"
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May 27, 2023 00:38
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dying in a slasher movie because a tesla hits and kills me when im trying to get away from jason voorhees
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May 27, 2023 00:50
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Brace yourself, because besides AI, "just asking questions" racism, and birthrate fretting, we're going to be seeing a lot more DeSantis crap in his go-to tweets. Lol the community notes on this. shyduck posted:Eternal Sunshine of the Apartheid Mine 
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May 27, 2023 00:54
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1661861871455211520?t=0tZF67rrXGiOY4L-w4RkGw&s=19 Going to love to see the waiver that allows Elon to give you as much brain damage as he wants. shyduck posted:Eternal Sunshine of the Apartheid Mine
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May 27, 2023 00:56
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commie notes
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May 27, 2023 00:56
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Christine but instead of a demonically possessed car it's just a Tesla
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May 27, 2023 00:57
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Maximum Overdrive but instead of trucks and agricultural equipment getting possessed by alien souls seeded from a meteor it's just Teslas after the latest software update murdering everyone
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May 27, 2023 00:58
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Filthy Hans posted:Christine but instead of a demonically possessed car it's just a Tesla love the car
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May 27, 2023 00:59
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:dying in a slasher movie because a tesla hits and kills me when im trying to get away from jason voorhees You have arrived at your final destination
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May 27, 2023 00:59
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Terminator but instead of a T-800 it's a Tesla that Sarah Connor ordered to take her to the Las Vegas Convention Center
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May 27, 2023 01:01
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The Running Man but instead of a future dystopic blood sport it's just pedestrians trying to use crosswalks
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May 27, 2023 01:02
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STREET PUNK: wash day tomorrow! Nothin clean right? TESLANATOR: (50 second pause) I can’t do this
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May 27, 2023 01:03
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Filthy Hans posted:Maximum Overdrive but instead of trucks and agricultural equipment getting possessed by alien souls seeded from a meteor it's just Teslas after the latest software update murdering everyone This, but its AI derived from chip implants into the only people stupid enough to allow their brains to be messed with for profit.
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May 27, 2023 01:05
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May 27, 2023 01:06
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Chariots of Fire but instead of British Olympic runners it's Teslas overheating and combusting in parking garages
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May 27, 2023 01:08
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Asproigerosis posted:Say have they figured out how to get the car to recognize there is a small child in the road yet? Or to recognize oncoming traffic when making a left? Oh, the car can and does recognize both of these things. It... just won't care.
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May 27, 2023 01:10
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the microchip will not give you brain damage
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May 27, 2023 01:10
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the microchip will not give you brain damage username/post combo
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May 27, 2023 01:12
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World seems stupid right? Maybe you have the monkey chip already
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May 27, 2023 01:12
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Brace yourself, because besides AI, "just asking questions" racism, and birthrate fretting, we're going to be seeing a lot more DeSantis crap in his go-to tweets. Yeah, because he's actually been campaigning for like 2 months and only just now opened donations. $8.4 million for the first 2 months of campaigning is actually pretty pathetic.
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May 27, 2023 01:13
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The Tesla actually saves the day in the new Child's Play
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May 27, 2023 01:13
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the microchip will not give you brain damage yeah it’s the surgery to install the microchip where you get the brain damage
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May 27, 2023 01:15
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Evil Dead but instead of Deadites trying to murder Ash it's Teslas trying to murder the Oldsmobile Delta 88
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May 27, 2023 01:17
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thread title is one of the greats fyi
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May 27, 2023 01:34
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Duel remake, but subverted so it's a huge firetruck being menaced by swarms of fsd teslas
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May 27, 2023 01:35
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https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1623488735928254464?t=YxbX623Gq1_BeBASlWcRlg&s=19
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May 27, 2023 01:56
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like the neuralink itself is going to kill the person who has it or the neuralink is going to drive its users insane and give them the tools to make them more efficient human eliminators?
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May 27, 2023 01:58
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Yes
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May 27, 2023 02:02
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/skatie420/status/1623488735928254464?t=YxbX623Gq1_BeBASlWcRlg&s=19 mad?
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May 27, 2023 02:06
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just set my brain chip to 'not mad, i'm actually laughing'
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May 27, 2023 02:24
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https://twitter.com/rickyloveslucy/status/1662260199757946880?s=20
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May 27, 2023 02:43
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Lol remember the time when it leaked that Elon killed thousands of test monkeys cause he demanded they use the cheapest glue possible for the hotchip and oh look at that it was incredibly not safe for use in brains and they started rotting. And the fda only did something because thousands of people complained after this leaked.
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May 27, 2023 02:47
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glue on the brain
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May 27, 2023 02:53
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Elon's drug of choice: cheap rear end glue from Italy
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May 27, 2023 03:04
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Glue my rotting brain to a Tesla's FSD.
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