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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

It's called PTSD, friend. Therapy will help you work through trauma. It worked great for me. I no longer have the dream where I bolt awake because I don't hear the ventilation and I'm sure I'm about to suffocate underwater. Also I can't find a set of coveralls with my name on them.

Therapy hasn't made my nightmares stop, but the THC capsule before bed has helped. And the Ambien helps most nights, unless I hear something and immediately snap to. Or if I think I hear something because audible hallucinations when I'm almost asleep are awful.

I also wake up when the power goes out because the ventilation has stopped. The only thing worse was after we bought a new lamp for the living room. Turns out, when the power comes back on, it turns on. So over night I woke up to all the sounds of poo poo tripping offline plus the added bonus of WHY THE gently caress IS THE LIGHT ON THE LIVING ROOM ON?

So that was new and awful. I'm glad your therapy worked and hopefully one day mine will too. Sucks having poo poo to talk about that you can't talk about :(

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
They did some shows at Edinburgh Fringe right before I left and it was great.





Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

orange juche posted:

Considering that 90% of the Navy folks in this thread are assigned to USS Backyard, having MCPON Crab Dad posting is good.



U.S. Navy Sailor "Mans the Rails" as USS Backyard pulls into Bremerton, WA, 2023, colorized



U.S. Navy Sailor lounges on deck USS Backyard, Northern Pacific, 2023, colorized

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
HPOS?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

McNally posted:

They did some shows at Edinburgh Fringe right before I left and it was great.







:hellyeah:

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Elviscat posted:

U.S. Navy Sailor lounges on deck USS Backyard, Northern Pacific, 2023, colorized

You still own a white hat? LMAO.

Seriously jealous right now.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


House, Piece Of poo poo, hull number 1.


E: ^^^I only got out, like, a year ago. ^^^

Elviscat fucked around with this message at 05:47 on May 27, 2023

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
I'm safely assuming you're bottomless in the second pic.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
He’s cosplaying as Donald Duck, so yes.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Elviscat posted:



U.S. Navy Sailor "Mans the Rails" as USS Backyard pulls into Bremerton, WA, 2023, colorized



U.S. Navy Sailor lounges on deck USS Backyard, Northern Pacific, 2023, colorized

Welcome... Aboard...

The Valley Stared
Nov 4, 2009
Look, some of us work 18 hours a day so it's choosing between posting, sleeping, and drinking.

The later two usually win.

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
Don't know if you're allowed to complain if you've extended past obliserve.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Evil SpongeBob posted:

Don't know if you're allowed to complain if you've extended past obliserve.

If a Sailor stops complaining, you need to get them some maintenance pretty quickly. If they can no longer find fault with the way they're being treated, then they may no longer be fit to detect danger or acknowledge changing conditions.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Met some a nice Brazilian and Polish ladies.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Sister Act 3: Crabin’ Nuns

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

piL posted:

If a Sailor stops complaining, you need to get them some maintenance pretty quickly. If they can no longer find fault with the way they're being treated, then they may no longer be fit to detect danger or acknowledge changing conditions.

I'd recommend telling them they have to stay on the boat cleaning until 2000 the day before their duty day, because the Admiral "might tour our boat tomorrow". That should fix 'em right up.

If they're still in a good mood, ask them why they didn't get any checkouts on their quals after you just made them pretend to clean for 13 straight hours. Put them on dink study for "lack of progress" even though they're ahead overall.

For bonus points, do this during their only weekend in port for the entire summer.

E:

Crab Dad posted:

Met some a nice Brazilian and Polish ladies.



Putting the blue pinstriping on the whites was a rare pro move by the Navy, they look way sharper like that. You're lookin' pretty good yourself.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


They look good but the wrist holds in heat too much compared to the old ones.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Crab Dad: Fleet Week needs to be a holiday thread next year. I'm loving dying.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I jsut realized that Crabdad gonna have a problem 'cause they don't make MCPON chevrons in red.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Okay, this joke has been going on for a while, but Crab Dad is a reservist, so he could never be MCPON. Clearly he would be Master Chief Petty Officer, Reserve Navy.

MCPORN Crab Dad.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wingnut Ninja posted:

Okay, this joke has been going on for a while, but Crab Dad is a reservist, so he could never be MCPON. Clearly he would be Master Chief Petty Officer, Reserve Navy.

MCPORN Crab Dad.

Ok I approve of that one.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I honestly think Force Master Chief Petty Officer Crab Dad sounds better.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

MCPORN Crab Dad.

Mods, name change pls.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

FrozenVent posted:

Mods, name change pls.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

FrozenVent posted:

Mods, name change pls.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Crab Dad posted:

Met some a nice Brazilian and Polish ladies.

I can confirm through this afternoons careful observation under controlled conditions - crab dad is a jolly good dude

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

FrozenVent posted:

Mods, name change pls.

you _are_ a mod

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

nah. he's just an idiot.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:

I can confirm through this afternoons careful observation under controlled conditions - crab dad is a jolly good dude

You bribed me with a big burrito handsome.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


SquirrelyPSU posted:

Crab Dad: Fleet Week needs to be a holiday thread next year. I'm loving dying.

I was thinking the same thing after last years story.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
This final underway before we decom this crate has been such a poo poo show. Half of our Canada port visits got cancelled. Still on track for the Portland Rose Festival, which got cancelled last minute last year. An HT2 got a spot COM for fixed an oil leak in one of the shafts, saving us from a five week stay in Everett. But we'll fuckin' see, something new breaks on this bitch every day.

Also I got orders to the Russell, which was my first ship back when in was in Pearl Harbor a loving decade ago.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fleetweek over. Everything went well. After party is on. Woooooo. Paying for drinks is weird lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The loving Wasp tooting their horn woke me up today.






Disclaimer: junior sailors are from my work group on our final night. Good kids.
Nobody got in trouble! 23,900 people went though our line to see the ship.
Time to go home and repack my bags for a few weeks in Hawaii with my real unit this Saturday.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Crab Dad posted:

The loving Wasp tooting their horn woke me up today.






Disclaimer: junior sailors are from my work group on our final night. Good kids.
Nobody got in trouble! 23,900 people went though our line to see the ship.
Time to go home and repack my bags for a few weeks in Hawaii with my real unit this Saturday.

sorry i missed you this time fam

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


TheWeedNumber posted:

sorry i missed you this time fam

I had issues after hours due to us being let out at 1800 each day and we had to rush to scheduled events. Late at night I was liberty buddy for a gaggle of first time New Yorkers.

Ended up seeing 6 Broadway shows. Very happy.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ThrustWR/status/1664010718231027712?s=20

Weird to see color imagery of ships

Happy Fleet Week went well for you Crabs; bummed I never got to do it. Our squadron was supposed to do that in 2010 or 2011 but real world events happened.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/ThrustWR/status/1664010718231027712?s=20

Weird to see color imagery of ships

Happy Fleet Week went well for you Crabs; bummed I never got to do it. Our squadron was supposed to do that in 2010 or 2011 but real world events happened.

When I look at this I'm glad I'm not trying to park out there or deal with being double berthed.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
silly, random question, but if you're disembarking from a double berthed ship, do you have to first request permission to leave your ship, then request permission to board the inner ship and then request permission to go ashore from that one

i guess i'm just assuming there are gangways between them but on second thought, maybe you just hop into a launch in the first place

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

HiroProtagonist posted:

silly, random question, but if you're disembarking from a double berthed ship, do you have to first request permission to leave your ship, then request permission to board the inner ship and then request permission to go ashore from that one

i guess i'm just assuming there are gangways between them but on second thought, maybe you just hop into a launch in the first place

You ask for permission to depart from your ship as normal, as you cross the QD of the other ship, you ask for permission to cross. Yes, you will sometimes get stuck just waiting sometimes. There isn't anyone waiting for you along the bow between ships. All the action takes place on both ships' quarterdecks.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/ThrustWR/status/1664010718231027712?s=20

Weird to see color imagery of ships

Happy Fleet Week went well for you Crabs; bummed I never got to do it. Our squadron was supposed to do that in 2010 or 2011 but real world events happened.

Well my flight was 7 hours delayed going home but otherwise it went super well.
Not gonna lie I work/walked my rear end off(averaged 18k steps per day with a 24k high) on it in the PR aspect and physically keeping on the move managing the line. My background with security and bartending for people skills really makes this cake for me personally but a few of sailors simply couldn’t handle the 100th a stupid question was asked or people trying to break line management.
Told the handful of kids who was serious about enlisting questions to go to college first for AA degree so quality of life would be better or simply look at the officer side of the house. Otherwise didn’t give advice just what I’ve done as a late life reservist.

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