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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

A Dapper Walrus posted:

I would like to see more women in positions of authority. And more people of color - AND MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR!

Purple Pete Rose is so great.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I AM GRANDO posted:

You’re right. One of the biggest franchises in my lifetime and it’s a total blank for me. I see a guy named Ash and I’m assuming his parents loved Evil Dead.

Chris Jericho, the wrestler DID name his kid after Ash Campbell

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

SeanBeansShako posted:

You think you're hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

gently caress you, gimmie a dollar.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

give me head

Sokani
Jul 20, 2006



Bison
I thought you said hot voil.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


What the hell are no-nos!?

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Dave Grohl? You made a guy into Dave Grohl?

Nobody refuses Dave Grohl! He got a Beatle to be in his band!
And King Diamond! You try that, smartass!

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Make way for the Homo Superior!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


ruddiger posted:

Scooby doo game which witch

AT AT Imperial Walker

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Blasted Mallomars!

MY TITS ARE BACK!!!

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





This old panther's still got moves that make yer mullet spin!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



If that were a woman, I'd marry it.
And I'd jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife.

Sokani
Jul 20, 2006



Bison
Penny for his thoughts :heysexy:

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

I think I'll only use my thumb this time. The left one, the right one is too strong for you.

I never specified whose thumb!

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer
Did he just cut me off?!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Nnnnnnice rear end, Sampson

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Was that a wipe?

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
And why'd you change the music?

pardon?

Listen a man remembers what's on his car radio the first time he taps his future wife. That was not the song.

ehh we couldn't afford the rights..

Einar was ready to sign but Bjork's lawyers just would not budge.

(honestly that's what makes it hilarious, a bunch of rockstars could not afford the song.. RIAA is a bitch)

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I loved that, because it's almost certainly a reference to a real-world struggle they had licensing it (or other songs,) but in-universe, it becomes even funnier.

Why would they need the rights to show a video to one guy?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i like how the Sugarcube no one remembers was ready to go but Bjork, noooooo.

how about more musical references... like how Saint Cloud is the anti-quiz boy and can't even get the meaningless music trivia he spouts off about correct.

quote:

Augustus St. Cloud mistakenly claims Spandau Ballet wrote the 1986 song "If You Leave", which was actually written by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark (OMD). Spandau Ballet wrote the similarly named "Only When You Leave" in 1984 and the worldwide hit "True" in 1983, which appeared on the soundtrack to the 1984 John Hughes film Sixteen Candles, starring Molly Ringwald.


the song isn't called "please please tell me" Saint Coud, you poser!

DNA Cowboys
Feb 22, 2012

BOYS I KNOW
No, you senile old fool! You're thinking of the Wacky Races!

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.

Shindragon posted:

And why'd you change the music?

pardon?

Listen a man remembers what's on his car radio the first time he taps his future wife. That was not the song.

ehh we couldn't afford the rights..

Einar was ready to sign but Bjork's lawyers just would not budge.

(honestly that's what makes it hilarious, a bunch of rockstars could not afford the song.. RIAA is a bitch)

I wonder what the Monarch's song was.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

DNA Cowboys posted:

No, you senile old fool! You're thinking of the Wacky Races!

The way he says "Wacky" is so good. WhhhacKY.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


SeanBeansShako posted:

You think you're hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

This is a pretty good one to drop in real life, although with few occasions

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
You're pissing on my leg and telling me its raining!

Ahhh! You're kickin' me in the balls and telling me my undies are too tight!

You're throwing up in my hair and telling me its shampoo!

You're shoving your hand up my rear end and telling me you're Jim Henson!

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
What? It was the 1970s! So I ask you to chill, and cut me some slack!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I’m smizing at you. Wanna fight me for my golden fleece you loving hydra?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Waaaaaait, you guys are Nazis!

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
I want lists and solutions by the time I finish this jay-uuss bahx. WARNING, I AM TIRS-TAAAY, and it is fruit punch and it is delicious.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

SeanBeansShako posted:

Waaaaaait, you guys are Nazis!
"nein we're not"

And that's the worst fake German accent I've ever heard!

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014
Fun Shoe

SeanBeansShako posted:

You think you're hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

Sash! posted:

This is a pretty good one to drop in real life, although with few occasions

I've used it more than a few times myself.

SeanBeansShako posted:

Waaaaaait, you guys are Nazis!

I love the delivery of this line. And, it's one of the lines that makes me love Doc. I mean, he's something awful, but he does have standards. It's a low bar, but there is a bar.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"nein we're not"

And that's the worst fake German accent I've ever heard!

... and the follow-up is great.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014
Fun Shoe
I will pay you so much to not shoot your dad!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Anybody else greet your Venture-watching friends, upon seeing them, with SPANAKOPITA!

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014
Fun Shoe

LividLiquid posted:

Anybody else greet your Venture-watching friends, upon seeing them, with SPANAKOPITA!

I don't have enough Venturoos in my life for that. But, any time my wife and I spot spanakopita out in the wild, especially if it's not explicitly labeled as spanakopita, we point to it and shout, "Spanakopita!" And whoever didn't do it first responds in kind.

Nonexistence
Jan 6, 2014

Ohtsam posted:

I want lists and solutions by the time I finish this jay-uuss bahx. WARNING, I AM TIRS-TAAAY, and it is fruit punch and it is delicious.

fahROOt punch

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Whenever a greeting is afoot and one party says "AAaaaaayyyyyy!" I will respond with "AAaaaaayyyyyy! Spanakopita!" no matter how much confusion it provokes.



e: Unrelated, I was trying to find a reference to that scene where Dean encounters a nude Brock in the men's room and he freezes and all he can say is "....naked". I realized too late that "dean venture naked" is not an especially good search query

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
You look like Tobey Maguire in a bad hulk costume.

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
It's all about love, and longing! Yes, an- and hobbits too. Look, it's a metaphor!

Vanrushal
Apr 2, 2005

I thought my Spitter was a Jockey!
Nyeh~ehh! Dean!

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
There is a television behind the El Greco. Sadly, the remote has vanished from the material sphere...

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