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hell I am just jealous you get >100mg per pack of anything
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I can only imagine how bad that would gently caress me up. 500mg delivered anally, Jesus. Don't chemicals delivered rectally work extra well?
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# ? May 27, 2023 01:37 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:The hippie shaman basically spilled the beans to me that it has to do with a testing loophole involving decarbing prior to testing or something like that, and labs that'll work with the shop to workaround the THC vs. THCa issue. There's no loophole anymore.The 2014 Farm Bill only required testing for THC but the 2018 bill closed the loophole. The law currently requires testing for Total THC after decarbing it or testing for THC + (THCa * 0.887). THCa "hemp" does not meet the legal requirements to be sold as hemp. The labs lie so the shops can lie so the cops will think they're selling hemp. The DEA has mostly realized that enforcing pot laws is dumb as gently caress because fent and meth are the real problems. Why not just participate in the big lie rather than arrest pot sellers in legal states that ship out "hemp" to illegal states?
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# ? May 27, 2023 01:42 |
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I don’t think “well” is as accurate as “fast”.
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# ? May 27, 2023 01:42 |
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what happens if you wear this into an MRI do the magnets draw the weed into your body like an anal bong rip
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MisterOblivious posted:There's no loophole anymore.The 2014 Farm Bill only required testing for THC but the 2018 bill closed the loophole. The law currently requires testing for Total THC after decarbing it or testing for THC + (THCa * 0.887). THCa "hemp" does not meet the legal requirements to be sold as hemp. On top of this, the USDA in practice recognizes the discrepency, and I've talked to two hemp farmers in the program that say in practice USDA only makes them remediate crops for being hot if delta-9 is high, with no concern about THCa no matter what their own final rule says about Total THC. Interestingly to me, one farmer told me he thought the 2023 farm bill would kill THCa hemp, the other thought it was going to raise the limit to 1% and strike the post-decarboxylation language to help get USDA and DEA on the same page. In general he seemed better informed.
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# ? May 27, 2023 02:35 |
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just lol if you give a poo poo about "the chemicals" while smoking weed that waterlogs your brain regardless woah woah woah buddy be careful zapping my attention span fogging my memories and potentially inducing episodes of schizophrenia.... i dont wanna get a headache too
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# ? May 27, 2023 02:43 |
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i smoked earlier and ate one tub and 1/4th of popcorn for dinner
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# ? May 27, 2023 02:43 |
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Tarkus posted:I can only imagine how bad that would gently caress me up. 500mg delivered anally, Jesus. Don't chemicals delivered rectally work extra well? Isn’t that for the whole jar? The last pack of gummies I bought says 1000mg on the bag but it’s 10 100mg gummies
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# ? May 27, 2023 03:08 |
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I just saw the jar says for best experience — use frozen.
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# ? May 27, 2023 03:14 |
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that's brisk, baby!
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Code Jockey posted:Police Squad is a very good weed show lol I would also suggest Sledge Hammer! from the 80s. it's so loving ridiculously lamo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLnXT54aCk Philthy fucked around with this message at 03:34 on May 27, 2023 |
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Philthy posted:I would also suggest Sledge Hammer! from the 80s. it's so loving ridiculously lamo I loving FORGOT THIS EXISTED THANK YOU
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# ? May 27, 2023 03:32 |
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the dynamite window scene i couldnt breathe jesus christ
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Philthy posted:I would also suggest Sledge Hammer! from the 80s. it's so loving ridiculously lamo Lmao thank you
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# ? May 27, 2023 15:45 |
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These look amazing thx
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Philthy posted:I would also suggest Sledge Hammer! from the 80s. it's so loving ridiculously lamo drat I saw this a bit as a kid and didn't realize it was a parody show, maybe I'm getting this confused with Equalizer.
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# ? May 27, 2023 16:37 |
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yah 80s had like 5+ shows like dirty harry all at the same time, it was a weird phase
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# ? May 27, 2023 16:41 |
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Philthy posted:yah 80s had like 5+ shows like dirty harry all at the same time, it was a weird phase The 90s gave us: Night Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA6-xy4396A Knight Rider 2000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXYWpkQ9NQ And M.A.N.T.I.S. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA_gBZ7hBSU Did you know Sam Raimi was behind M.A.N.T.I.S.? I sure AF didn't!
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Hi weed thread I have a job that I really enjoy, but they do piss tests randomly and I’d love to be able to have a gummy on Friday or Saturday nights and not worry. Anything I can purchase online that will help get whatever needs to be out of me out in case I get a tagged for a drug test?
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MisterOblivious posted:There's no loophole anymore.The 2014 Farm Bill only required testing for THC but the 2018 bill closed the loophole. The law currently requires testing for Total THC after decarbing it or testing for THC + (THCa * 0.887). THCa "hemp" does not meet the legal requirements to be sold as hemp. The labs lie so the shops can lie so the cops will think they're selling hemp. The DEA has mostly realized that enforcing pot laws is dumb as gently caress because fent and meth are the real problems. Why not just participate in the big lie rather than arrest pot sellers in legal states that ship out "hemp" to illegal states? just legalize real weed Florida, ya freaks
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cumpantry posted:just lol if you give a poo poo about "the chemicals" while smoking weed that waterlogs your brain regardless I went back and was once again bamboozled, this time into buying HHC sprayed hemp and I smoked it before doing independent research on it online and it freaked me the gently caress out but you know what? yolo
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:03 |
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hhc is strong yeah you want to smoke that in small doses until you have a decent tolerance
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:07 |
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sorry about your trip
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:08 |
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Dick Bastardly posted:just legalize real weed Florida, ya freaks Practically I suppose it’s legal for residents, there’s just a $300/yr bribe you have to pay.
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:10 |
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If it's anything like Cali, the doctors there knew weed laws were bullshit so they never denied anyone access to a medical card. "my head hurts doc" "i got the perfect thing for you"
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:26 |
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I've had HHC gummies that were strong but still good-ish experience, unlike the 25mg D8 ones which weren't a good time (they're actually 50mg but I sliced them)
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# ? May 28, 2023 00:51 |
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Wangsucker 69 posted:Hi weed thread I have a job that I really enjoy, but they do piss tests randomly and I’d love to be able to have a gummy on Friday or Saturday nights and not worry. Anything I can purchase online that will help get whatever needs to be out of me out in case I get a tagged for a drug test? If you ate a 5-10mg edible once every month or two, you'd probably pass by like day 3. That said, i was in your position and i just didn't do any weed bc i was paranoid. If your situation is more important to you than getting high, then you clearly have your priorities set in the right place. Do what's right for you and have the kind of fun you want to have, whenever you want to have it. You know what's right for you.
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Tarkus posted:I can only imagine how bad that would gently caress me up. 500mg delivered anally, Jesus. Don't chemicals delivered rectally work extra well? that's 500mg for the whole package, probably 50mg a piece still 50mg of THC up your rear end is probably A LOT that's about standard, the dispensary down the street sells 50mg suppositories individually Dick Bastardly posted:Take weed with you if possible Also don't take weed with you to current-day Florida MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 08:52 on May 28, 2023 |
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euphronius posted:I … don’t think I like weed anymore ?? poverty goat posted:weird isn't it? Can we ban this sick filth? Go make a fuckin thread, this isn't the not-weed thread, idiots!
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# ? May 28, 2023 08:31 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Can we ban this sick filth? Yeah man this isn't the gardening thread, we love weeds around here.
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# ? May 28, 2023 16:44 |
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MrQwerty posted:
Ya that was collosally bad advice that i didn't take, lol
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# ? May 28, 2023 16:54 |
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Philthy posted:If it's anything like Cali, the doctors there knew weed laws were bullshit so they never denied anyone access to a medical card. i lost my prescription once (like physically misplaced it) and I was in LA for work and wanted to . I googled some doctor and went to a shady minimall off Sunset. (IIRC) 40 bux, ten minutes of waiting, and a one minute video-chat with a supremely stoned doctor wearing a Lakers hat, I had my prescription and a 20% coupon for the dispensary half a block away. I kinda miss those days. Dispensaries then were 10% compassionate co-op hippie types, and 90% drug dealers who decided to throw up a storefront. IME the hippie places would always have a crazy selection of weed, and the drug dealers ran crazy deals. One of the dispensaries in Chula Vista ran a crazy discount between 1-3am Now its all corporate, like going to a liquor store. I also feel like the products are less safe
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# ? May 28, 2023 16:56 |
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I love weed
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# ? May 28, 2023 17:00 |
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Vampire Panties posted:prescription
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Vampire Panties posted:I also feel like the products are less safe I know, i know. "Lol, you're concerned about the quality of the drugs you're smoking?" But for real, there are some really sketchy products out there. Thankfully California is doing a good job testing things, but i never feel like i know if it's correct or accurate. I thought the benefit of legalization would be safer, cleaner products that aren't full of pesticides, but somehow i think it's getting less safe.
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Spaghett posted:I know, i know. "Lol, you're concerned about the quality of the drugs you're smoking?" in 2001 I could buy an 4oz 8th for 50 dollars that was extremely good, and the dude selling it could show me the field it was grown in ( if i wanted to drive three hours to bumfuck Mendocino) In 2023 I can pay 65 dollars for a 3.4999oz 8th that is extremely good, and the dude selling it to me can neither confirm nor deny that the poo poo was grown on (proverbial) rat poison. This is a bit of an issue of geography (NorCal vs SoCal) but I feel like its apt The issue with full legalization is all of the taxes, licenses, and regulations. All of that stuff is so expensive and also very factually limited. When the state insisted on specific separate facilities with specific separate licenses, while leaving licensing and enforcement to counties and cities, it amounts to a de-facto hard limit on the amount of grows, processing centers, and dispensaries available in CA. Since all the money is in the licensing and regulation ( because its a loving weed, it'll grow anywhere), once an operation has all of that stuff in place, the only way to capitalize profits is to grow as much weed as they possibly can, any possible way they can. EDIT When weed was first legalized, a lot of the manufacturers had basically two sets of books - the legal grow op, and the medicinal black market poo poo they'd been pushing forever. Recently the state has been cracking down hard on unlicensed operations, so a lot of manufacturers (Kushy Punch 😭) got busted and basically had to start from scratch. Also there's a new airborne THC-killing virus Vampire Panties fucked around with this message at 17:46 on May 28, 2023 |
# ? May 28, 2023 17:43 |
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I read the hop laden viroid is all over California, too. Kelley head: “Apotcalypse”
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Vampire Panties posted:In 2023 I can pay 65 dollars for a 3.4999oz 8th that is extremely good, and the dude selling it to me can neither confirm nor deny that the poo poo was grown on (proverbial) rat poison. This is a bit of an issue of geography (NorCal vs SoCal) but I feel like its apt i live in LA and while yes, the prices are bad compared to other west coast states, there is no way in hell i would pay $65 for an 8th lol. at my neighborhood dispensary i usually pay $20 or $25 for good weed. i have family up in the bay and go there regularly, and the dispensary i go to in san jose is maybe a bit more but not that bad.
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Had a whole bunch of ABV saved up and I was going to make a nice edible yesterday but I was feeling lazy so I horked it all down with a couple big glasses of water instead. Today, I can’t stop ripping farts and each and every one makes the whole room smell like weed. It’s great. I should do this more often.
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