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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Whorelord posted:

said keeper is now a Tory who retweets Matt le tissier

At least he finally answered the age old question

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L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
The Rose West stand

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

No way

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

https://twitter.com/atafball/status/1660312971535319043?cxt=HHwWhoCwxbr2zoouAAAA

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Joao Felix’s loan to Chelsea

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/sid_lambert/status/1421735341258575875

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


when julien faubert fell asleep on the bench

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

julian faubert telling the real madrid rep that he didn't have time for his poo poo and hanging up on him, cos he thought he was getting pranked when told real wanted to sign him

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
chuck blazer being insanely corrupt in football to the point that he had a manhattan apartment just for his cats from all the bribes

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jose posted:

chuck blazer being insanely corrupt in football to the point that he had a manhattan apartment just for his cats from all the bribes

In Trump Tower.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Shrapnig posted:

In Trump Tower.

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Chuck Blazer was a star in the Netflix FIFA documentary and they had to include a whole segment where people explain to the viewers like they're children that he was also a big criminal and not a whistleblower and actually it was like getting one mobster to turn on the other mobsters

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
Kevin Lasagna

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

vyelkin posted:

Chuck Blazer was a star in the Netflix FIFA documentary and they had to include a whole segment where people explain to the viewers like they're children that he was also a big criminal and not a whistleblower and actually it was like getting one mobster to turn on the other mobsters

You don’t need to be a mobster to be a whistleblower but he was a mobster

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I just hope there is an updated version of this for 2023

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Alexandra Poop?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Crazy Ted posted:

Alexandra Poop?

POOOOOOOOOOOOP!

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

we all dream of a team of poop

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


John Terry changing the shootout order because he wanted to score the winning peno, and then loving it

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Full kit wanker John Terry

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

remembering that john terry couldn't play in that game because he got sent off for kicking alexis sanchez up the arse for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlP3tsYC9Hs

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
When John Terry got a guard of honour when he was substituted off after 26 minutes (his shirt number) in his final Chelsea game, which I’m sure was his own idea.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Christian Pulisic being called the Lebron James of soccer.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Answers Me posted:

When John Terry got a guard of honour when he was substituted off after 26 minutes (his shirt number) in his final Chelsea game, which I’m sure was his own idea.

Has he done anything besides shill nfts since he retired? Serious question.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

Has he done anything besides shill nfts since he retired? Serious question.

He joined Leicester when Dean Smith did, so can add a relegation to his illustrious CV

Dave Angel
Sep 8, 2004

He was assistant coach to Dean Smith for 3 years at Aston Villa too.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Dave Angel posted:

He was assistant coach to Dean Smith for 3 years at Aston Villa too.

I've not checked but I assume Villa are in a much worse place now than they were when he left.

Dave Angel
Sep 8, 2004

Obviously they’re punching upwards under Emery but in fairness to Terry he was there for the good bits of the Smith era. Was assistant coach when they were promoted and left in the summer after they’d finished 11th in the Premier League.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Richarlison's tattoo, which depicts himself twice.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Ronaldo's look of disdain at Richarlison will never not be funny

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Richarlison's tattoo, which depicts himself twice.



My favourite part of this is Neymar offering €30,000 to remove his face from Richarlison's back tattoo.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
richarlison doing a seal dribble at the world cup and declaring brazil is back baby before getting owned by croatia

or

richarlison doing a shirtless chicken dance before getting owned by diogo jota

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
Brazil at any world cup they didn't win

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Brazil at the world cup they didn't win in 2014 specifically

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Brazil at the world cup they didn't win in 2014 specifically
More specifically that old guy holding the replica trophy with tears in his eyes during 7-1

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