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... double dragon! https://i.imgur.com/KG95Zgv.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/iKLbJUr.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/fpWe1F4.mp4 Like the IG comments said: the man got angry twice within a single sentence: https://i.imgur.com/Hg9rwml.mp4 edit: two more: https://i.imgur.com/yK5f75T.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/QodKTyb.mp4 Trabant has a new favorite as of 22:27 on May 29, 2023 |
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I wish more movies had a commentary track with the actors just roasting it
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I wish more movies had a commentary track, at all. Special Features are the biggest thing I miss about physical media.
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# ? May 30, 2023 05:31 |
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best commentary tracks i've listened to: McTiernan's commentary on Predator John Carpenter and Kurt Russell on Big Trouble in Little China second one isn't actually good, per se, it's mostly just Carpenter and Russell catching up, swapping stories/gossip about mutual friends. they obviously barely watch the movie.
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Mr. Fix It posted:best commentary tracks i've listened to: 100% agree on both comments. BTLC is a favorite movie, av/post combination etc. But the commentary was a disappointment because it was like "oh hey how's your kid, oh good he's playing hockey etc" and all I wanted was to hear more about the making of the film. John McTiernan commentaries are like film school classes. If you liked Predator, I highly recommend listening to his Die Hard commentary. He talks a lot about things like tone and geography, really interesting stuff. For laughs, my favorite is the Conan The Barbarian commentary track. John Milius just keeps getting drunker and drunker as the film goes on, while Arnold spouts ground breaking insights like "Ja, this is the part where we are running!" (talking about the short montage after freeing Subotai)
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# ? May 30, 2023 05:58 |
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I've heard Robert Pattinsons commentary on the Twilight movies is great. It's just his naked contempt for the trilogy for hours. For real though, all of the LOTR ones are good. Especially the four Hobbits talking through the first one. It's obvious they are all buddies. I'm pretty bummed the advent of streaming has killed the Special Edition DVD with that kind of stuff.
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Mr. Fix It posted:second one isn't actually good, per se, it's mostly just Carpenter and Russell catching up, swapping stories/gossip about mutual friends. they obviously barely watch the movie. There's quite a few good commentary tracks where the people in them are obviously just enjoying catching up and the movie itself is pretty much ignored. It's weird that streaming seems to of killed the commentary tracks thing, when like their so desperate for content you'd think, oh lets pay a few of the people in the thing were making for a few hours of their time, and like one or two other people to record and upload it would be a no brainier. Like compared to how much content normally costs to make it's pretty much free. But yeah, stupid decisions streaming companies make is a pretty long list. Oh and my favorite commentary track would probably be for El Mariachi. It's basically just Rodriguez giving a class on how to make a super cheap action film. Just a whole bunch of very straight forward, well explained practical advice. Funniest is when they record a bunch of people obviously in the same room who are just joking around and having a bit of fun and barely talking about the movie, than they badly splice in another person who was obviously recorded separately and is taking it super seriously. "hahah so I remember when you phoned me up from that random gas station and were like do you know where gently caress I'm driving to? and I'm like you were getting us pizza man that was three hours ago, where the gently caress are you? and you were just like I think I saw some tumble weed blow past so um maybe Texas??" [noticeable pause] "so I spent three hours a day with a language coach. As my character was from a boarder town we discussed how much of an accent I should have from western region of the country and how much it should be influenced by..."
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e: nm maybe it's a huffpost thing
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Dillbag posted:
The Conan one is also great for Milius explaining things for the audience's benefit like "we filmed this in a small village just outside Madrid" and Arnold indignantly saying "I know!". Happens a lot.
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Another fun "movie commentary" fact is that on the Deep Blue Sea commentary, Samuel L Jackson is there at the start, but as soon as his character dies he goes "OK, that was fun. I'm leaving now." and just fucks off home and is never heard from again.
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Glottis posted:I wish more movies had a commentary track with the actors just roasting it Star Trek: Insurrection's commentary with Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis is pretty good for this.
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# ? May 30, 2023 07:38 |
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I think First Contact also has a bunch of Frakes roasting stuff. Insurrection commentary is great though.
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Dillbag posted:John McTiernan commentaries are like film school classes. If you liked Predator, I highly recommend listening to his Die Hard commentary. He talks a lot about things like tone and geography, really interesting stuff. The Die Hard DVDs had a cool featurette about Widescreen vs. Pan and Scan, and also an editing thing where you could edit a scene from a handful of clips.
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My favourite was the Brass Eye director's commentary, which was done entirely by a group of homeless people who'd never seen the show or had anything about it explained to them. https://youtu.be/K6eCk8Kmr7U Whybird has a new favorite as of 08:09 on May 30, 2023 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Another fun "movie commentary" fact is that on the Deep Blue Sea commentary, Samuel L Jackson is there at the start, but as soon as his character dies he goes "OK, that was fun. I'm leaving now." and just fucks off home and is never heard from again. Lol that owns
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rydiafan posted:I wish more movies had a commentary track, at all. Special Features are the biggest thing I miss about physical media. Same. I still enjoy physical media a lot for a variety of reasons. My favorite commentary track though has got to be This is Spinal Tap because the band do it in character and act like they're reviewing the film. [spolier]They didn't like it because they thought it made the band look stupid[/spoiler]
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Mr. Fix It posted:best commentary tracks i've listened to: Kurt Russell is very funny in every commentary I've listened to him do - admittedly, that's only two - BTiLC, and The Thing, so he's been chatting with John Carpenter both times, and it's clear they are very old friends. He's especially funny every time The Hat comes onscreen in The Thing.
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Seconding Star Trek: Insurrection as a classic commentary track. Without it, the movie is unwatchable. With it, it's up there with Wrath of Khan and Galaxy Quest as an all-time great Trek movie. If you're looking for a S-tier hate watch: one time I got stuck on the commentary track to Love, Actually. My wife had fallen asleep on me (literally) halfway through the film, and the remote was out of reach. She was really tired so I decided to just let it run for a bit. The director was in the middle of making fun of Colin Firth for trying to act when I finally got up to shut it off 20 minutes in. The writer/director sounded like a profoundly mean-spirited, shallow idiot. Everything he said smacked of cynicism and bullying, someone who fundamentally does not understand or care about love in any sense. I already hated the movie before that but oh boy did that commentary track unlock a new level of contempt in me for that movie.
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The commentary to the movie version of A Series of Unfortunate Events has the conceit of the author (Lemony Snicket / Daniel Handler) being held captive and recording the track against his will. At some point he breaks out the accordion and sings a song about how dreadful the scene he's watching right now is. Then there's Galaxy Quest, which has an entire track in the alien language - just screeching, but perfectly synched up to people opening and closing their mouths. For educational value, you can't beat the early Robert Rodriguez DVDs, especially El Mariachi. It's a veritable film school.
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Dave Syndrome posted:Then there's Galaxy Quest, which has an entire track in the alien language - just screeching, but perfectly synched up to people opening and closing their mouths. And the "Omega 13" menu option, which scrolls back the menu animation by 13 seconds. When I saw that the rest of us just sat there dumbfounded and after a second all I could do was go "a-la-la-la-la-la" with that sideways clap. All time great DVD design
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"Why do we need a machine-gun mounted on the space drill-tank?" "Shut up!"
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I've never even seen a flying squirrel in real life and this one decides it wants to come play inside? Some people have all the luck
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Spinal Tap has an in-character commentary track and it's basically a second version of the movie.
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I like commentaries because I can pretend I have friends
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Sentient Data posted:I like commentaries because I can pretend I have friends This is why podcasts exist.
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Did is working very hard to figure out what he did to make her scream
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I’ll throw out a recommendation for the commentary track on The Cave (2005), they have the writers on but apparently the script changed radically between their writing of it and what was actually made, and they loving hate the final product
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Anchorman has an entire second movie on the disc they put together with footage left out of the main movie.
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Dave Syndrome posted:Then there's Galaxy Quest, which has an entire track in the alien language - just screeching, but perfectly synched up to people opening and closing their mouths. Holy poo poo lol Bloody Hedgehog posted:Anchorman has an entire second movie on the disc they put together with footage left out of the main movie. Sort of related but the soundtrack has Ron Burgundy, sitting in his 700sq ft bathroom, introduce every song with little side stories. So many fond memories of discovering that accidentally Haptical Sales Slut has a new favorite as of 17:50 on May 30, 2023 |
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ultrafilter posted:Spinal Tap has an in-character commentary track and it's basically a second version of the movie. BiggerBoat posted:My favorite commentary track though has got to be This is Spinal Tap because the band do it in character and act like they're reviewing the film. They didn't like it because they thought it made the band look stupid Reno 911: Miami has four commentary tracks. Half the cast, the other half of the cast, that first half again in-character, and the second half in-character. All four tracks own bones, as does the movie itself.
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Tropic Thunder has a hilarious commentary track, as well.
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Cannibal: the Musical is a fun commentary track because it starts out with Trey Parker and his friends actually talking about the movie and why some choices were made but everyone is getting more and more drunk as the movie progresses.
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muscles like this! posted:Cannibal: the Musical is a fun commentary track because it starts out with Trey Parker and his friends actually talking about the movie and why some choices were made but everyone is getting more and more drunk as the movie progresses. For the Orgazmo commentary they're completely gone by the time they're doing the stuff for the outtakes. Just laughing their assess off asking why any of it was cut. UHF has Weird Al stand up from the bottom of the screen and start yelling at Stanley about the window in the office before the goons smash through it.
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Workin' on our night poops Tryin' to lose those awkward teenage dooks
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Get a brains, moran!
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