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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Jelly posted:

I hate Bill Maher almost as much as Musk yada yada, but who is that guy with him?

I'd guess Bill Burr if I had too, but the inflection is completely gone from his voice so I'm assuming that is an incorrect guess.

first off, apologize for saying that's bill burr. as if he would allow anyone to fellate another person that hard without making fun of them.

second off, you don't recognize the other person? here's a hint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
https://twitter.com/jhall/status/1663531946792583168
https://twitter.com/Neil_S10/status/1663533162813857792
https://twitter.com/rodamn/status/1663570245523759104
https://twitter.com/Clifford98506/status/1663636921527193605
https://twitter.com/KinHongKong/status/1663650963541073920
https://twitter.com/the_bigfollower/status/1663532334602149894
https://twitter.com/jefferyess/status/1663564218669453314
https://twitter.com/ozmorality/status/1663699719477170178

Some truly brilliant people stanning for Elon

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Strong Sauce posted:

first off, apologize for saying that's bill burr.
I'm sorry

quote:

as if he would allow anyone to fellate another person that hard without making fun of them.
That's what I was hoping and I needed someone to curb that potential disappointment, so thank you

quote:

second off, you don't recognize the other person? here's a hint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
gently caress

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

...! posted:

Some truly brilliant people stanning for Elon

yeah, seriously lol

my parents are huge maher fans and even they thought his interview of Elon was "a bit too fawning"

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

second off, you don't recognize the other person? here's a hint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

Telsa Cola posted:

I'd probably let posters claim norns/grendels/ettins, vote on a metaroom/agent theme, and then run for x amount of generations and then run/make a lineage tree at the end to see who did what and where they all ended up. Simple but a bit neat, imo. Maybe the norns cause an ecological disaster in the norn terrarium by eating all the bugs or whatever.

Thanks for the advice! Longtime fans still do community events every year and I've seen them do stuff like this, with random events like adding/removing food or importing angry Grendels, so that could work too. If I ever do this it'll be a long time from now because I have other stuff to work on, so maybe by then there'll be another update to the fanmade genomes I wanna use

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Can't believe one of the richest guys ever in the history of mankind isn't motivated by money wow so smart

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

that guy has a Tesla merch give away in one of his posts further down, this implies he bought tesla merch to virtual signal how much of a massive musk tool he is.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Women are attracted to him because he’s so honest.

What? billionaire?

No no that can’t possibly be a reason.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

PhazonLink posted:

that guy has a Tesla merch give away in one of his posts further down, this implies he bought tesla merch to virtual signal how much of a massive musk tool he is.

lol, just lol if you didn't

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



drat that's been the secret sauce. this whole time i've been lying to women about buying them a horse.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Jelly posted:


gently caress


you knew what you signed up for.

god drat stand inside your love is so good. fuuckkkkk

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1663698886526115840
watch this if you hate yourself and all of humanity

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1663698886526115840
watch this if you hate yourself and all of humanity

I will not.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
New rules!

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

TulliusCicero posted:

:lol:

Wait, he thinks the AIs are woke? Are you loving serious?

Holy poo poo this clown is a mental case: just complete obsession

Yes, because they are programmed not to do poo poo like say slurs.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



...! posted:

Some truly brilliant people stanning for Elon

The more of these things I see, where people are talking earnestly about "piercing the veil" and "accurate summaries" and "low level of reasoning" and so on, the more I wonder whether I've made some sort of terrible error in judgment and I've missed something all these people see as self-evidently as we see the things we see

But it's ... it's just ... not

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Heath posted:

I will not.

I would literally rather die.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

...! posted:


Some truly brilliant people stanning for Elon

I made the mistake of looking at the other replies, and now you have to see this too:

https://twitter.com/Jennife98858518/status/1663550396349177863

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

It's so funny how conservatives love to role play as warriors over their minor internet scrapes. You're not "going behind enemy lines" you massive dorks, you're going to the corporate HQ of a website that shut you up because you were annoying.

Dudes will make racist jokes online and then act as if being suspended is their generation's bamboo tiger cages

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Strong Sauce posted:

you knew what you signed up for.

god drat stand inside your love is so good. fuuckkkkk

Alpha af, sir

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



IBroughttheFunk posted:

I made the mistake of looking at the other replies, and now you have to see this too:

https://twitter.com/Jennife98858518/status/1663550396349177863

I guess he learned that trick from Scott Adams.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The dude can't even pretend to have beaten a videogame. Sad!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



IBroughttheFunk posted:

I made the mistake of looking at the other replies, and now you have to see this too:

https://twitter.com/Jennife98858518/status/1663550396349177863
you can just say you pissed yourself.

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

spunkshui posted:

Women are attracted to him because he’s so honest.

What? billionaire?

No no that can’t possibly be a reason.

No but serious question has he actually been dating or seen with anyone high profile in the last few years? I thought all he did was like his exes tweets and unsuccessfully try to flirt with people who cant stand him like AOC and swift. It's actually impressive how bad his game is, you think being the richest man in the world you would have unlimited opportunities lining up like no matter how bad your personality is.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
reminder that even Donnie still got a wife.

imagine how toxic or repellent you have to be to be Musk or Notch.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Some very good tweets being posted that definitely don't make me want to die

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

PhazonLink posted:

reminder that even Donnie still got a wife.

imagine how toxic or repellent you have to be to be Musk or Notch.

He's also richer than Trump by a vast amount. So factor that in too; Melania is sticking it out till Trump dies to get a portion of a MUCH smaller fortune. Musk can't even get a gold digger to commit to trying to outlive him.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan

Tea Party Crasher posted:

It's so funny how conservatives love to role play as warriors over their minor internet scrapes. You're not "going behind enemy lines" you massive dorks, you're going to the corporate HQ of a website that shut you up because you were annoying.

Dudes will make racist jokes online and then act as if being suspended is their generation's bamboo tiger cages

And they'll do this while also claiming (white) grievances and victimhood over everything and at every (goose) step. It's absolute textbook fascist behavior.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Decrepus posted:

The dude can't even pretend to have beaten a videogame. Sad!

He's doing that "PC master race!" poo poo that was big on reddit years ago.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

ben shapino posted:

Some very good tweets being posted that definitely don't make me want to die

You're welcome :)

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

nine-gear crow posted:

He's also richer than Trump by a vast amount. So factor that in too; Melania is sticking it out till Trump dies to get a portion of a MUCH smaller fortune. Musk can't even get a gold digger to commit to trying to outlive him.

in a vacuum, family game of thrones doesnt favor a nth trophy wife, but god drat if the kids arent the stupdiest mofos.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

nine-gear crow posted:

He's also richer than Trump by a vast amount. So factor that in too; Melania is sticking it out till Trump dies to get a portion of a MUCH smaller fortune. Musk can't even get a gold digger to commit to trying to outlive him.

Meanwhile, there's a dude right now taking a woman home to his cardboard box

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Meanwhile, there's a dude right now taking a woman home to his cardboard box

Concerning

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1663698886526115840
watch this if you hate yourself and all of humanity

Imagine seeing any of this and thinking "Wow, Elon sure is a genius!" lol

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1663698886526115840
watch this if you hate yourself and all of humanity

Elmo: "The Left isn't funny."

Let's pull an amazing zinger from the Babylon Bee:

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1663174134308691968?s=20

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

PhazonLink posted:

reminder that even Donnie still got a wife.

imagine how toxic or repellent you have to be to be Musk or Notch.


Notch seemed like a real rear end in a top hat even before he was openly alt-right.

Right before he went full alt right he was whining that his old coworkers don't drop everything and play games with him at his mansion.

You know, those coworkers who still have to work for a living, because he Zuckerberged them on the multi-billion dollar minecraft sale. Yeah, no poo poo they're going to be mad when you're not even willing to part with 10% of your dragon hoard to split with the people who actually did the work on the game the previous few years...

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I think Notch was an example of "Relationship ends badly, therefore no women can be trusted" that you see sometimes and hopefully most people get out of by high school, but some people stick with that into adulthood and become really toxic and unlikable people because of that.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1663698886526115840
watch this if you hate yourself and all of humanity

Learn philosophical insights from elon musk

“I completed the halo campaign. On legendary. It was, hard”

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Snoop Dogg invited Notch to smoke weed with him and Notch turned him down

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